21/11/2025
🐾 BREAKING NEWS: It’s Kingston Blaze, your local Labradoodle correspondent.
Today I survived my VERY FIRST PUPPY GROOM with Erin.
Please hold your applause. 👏🔥
I thought I was just having another play date with my best poodle mum Maddi 🐩 ... But I was wrong!
First of all; she turned on this loud whirring thing???
I was like, “Ma’am, is that safe? Show me the warranty.”
EVEN WORSE - my poodle mum didn't save me - she was fast asleep on the floor!
Then Erin tried to touch my paws.
MY. PAWS.
The disrespect.
Obviously I had to conduct several security checks, sniff her tools, interrogate her with my eyebrows, and make sure she wasn’t secretly stealing my toes.
But Erin kept saying I was a “good boy” (correct) and gave me enough reassurance that I eventually allowed the spa treatment to continue. Under strict supervision. By me. The supervisor.
Now I’m clean, fluffy, and looking like I should be on the cover of King Dogue magazine.
Not bad for a pup who didn’t have the easiest start in life — now I’m living like a king.
10/10, would complain about paw touching again.
— Kingston Blaze, CEO of Independent Puppies ✂️🐾🔥