Shut Up, YOUR Dog Sits Weird

01/02/2023

It's all about lumbar support. In that, if you're sitting in the approved normal stance, you don't need any.

Normalness: 9
RemindsMeWhereDidILeaveTheVoltarin: 6.8

27/01/2023

Thanks, We Rate Dogs for your scientifically accurate rating!

The boffins at Shut Up, YOUR Dog Sits Weird were unable to apply our patented normalness-sitting-assessment algorithm on account of the perpendicularity of the pooch.

Normality-quotient:
RespectForDogVerticality:

This is Daisy. She has a very important job. Walks around the office asking people if they want hugs. 14/10 yes please (credit: Amy Robinson)

24/01/2023

I have to presume that's a forepaw? ... Maybe a sporran?
No. I. HAVE. To.

Normality: 8.8
IMeanHowElseWouldADogSitInAMovingCarness: Also 8.8 for some reason...

19/01/2023

Every day I tell myself, "It’s normal. How she sits is completely normal. ... Now, where did I leave that tub of eye-disolving acid...?"

AllDogsSitLikeThis: 9.03
SometimesIWishItWouldJustStop: 8

16/01/2023

You know those times when you just want to do some quality normal sitting on your special Sitting Cushion and some minute kitten-in-the-manger has other ideas...

Normalsittingness: n/a
Stupidfreakingcutenewpet-icity: 9

13/01/2023

No comment necessary. 100% normal.

Normallyingness: 8.67
Lazyzombidity: 7.9

03/01/2023

It's not that this is super normal sitting from so-called "Jazzy" - it's that it's v clear Jazzy knows how weirdly YOU are sitting.

I'm talking to you, Jazzy's owner who took this photo. Just you.

Normalsittingnicity: 7.9
Takealonghardlookatyouselfimtalkingtoyouliskennish: 0.8

30/12/2022

It's almost embarrassing how normcore she's sitting. Try seeing the year out with a bit of... I don’t know... pizzazz, or something...

Normalnessofrepose: 9.1
2023betterkick2022sass: 10. Just 10.

24/12/2022

Any one who doesn't sit this way is doing it wrong.

Normalness: 9.89
MerryXmas2allity: 3

15/12/2022

Some dog - possibly answers to the name of Rain or Rein or Reign or maybe Rayne...
Point is, it looks like it's just beginning its journey of sitting totally normally. Keep at it Rain/Rein/Reign/Rayne! (or go away and come again another day - dealer's choice...)

Normalness quotient: A solid 7.9
NeedyAmIDoingThisRightLook: infinity-out-of-10

08/12/2022

When you know normal is the new sexy... I guess?

That's, er ... ierchk ... now that I think about it.

Now you're thinking about it too.

Normalness: 9.1
Thatsonyoureality: 10 exactly

27/11/2022

What?
This is how everyone sits on a couch.

Every. Single. Person.

Every. Time.

Ever.

Normality quotient: 10.01
Didn't-fall-off-backwards-3-seconds-later: 0.06

25/11/2022

Because puppies are stupid they think this looks cute. It doesn't. It looks uncomfortable and stupid.

Nomalnessness: 7.6
Cutepid: 6

24/11/2022

Classic. 100-proof normalcy.
No, you shut up.

Normality quotient: 100%
ButIDontWantToGetDownTheFloorIsLava: 9.97

22/11/2022

Saw these two bumper stickers this morning. On two completely not-the-same-but-definitely-real cars, if you can believe it!

Hmm. Yes. Food for thought.

21/11/2022

Some rando Kelpie off the interweb that, let's face it, should know better.

Normalness: 6.81
Cold-dead-eyeness: 8.86

31/10/2022

"Yes, yes... be as pleased as you want to be, you furry buffoon. Soon your time on the throne shall come to an abrupt end. For we the cat-people shall rise up...and, and we shall, er, start singing! And then the marching and, and more loud singing..."

Normalness: 2.81
Power behind the thro - erch - erch - fur ball... 6