Shut Up, YOUR Dog Sits Weird

01/02/2023

It's all about lumbar support. In that, if you're sitting in the approved normal stance, you don't need any.

Normalness: 9
RemindsMeWhereDidILeaveTheVoltarin: 6.8

27/01/2023

Thanks, We Rate Dogs for your scientifically accurate rating!

The boffins at Shut Up, YOUR Dog Sits Weird were unable to apply our patented normalness-sitting-assessment algorithm on account of the perpendicularity of the pooch.

Normality-quotient:
RespectForDogVerticality:

This is Daisy. She has a very important job. Walks around the office asking people if they want hugs. 14/10 yes please (credit: Amy Robinson)

24/01/2023

I have to presume that's a forepaw? ... Maybe a sporran?
No. I. HAVE. To.

Normality: 8.8
IMeanHowElseWouldADogSitInAMovingCarness: Also 8.8 for some reason...

19/01/2023

Every day I tell myself, "It’s normal. How she sits is completely normal. ... Now, where did I leave that tub of eye-disolving acid...?"

AllDogsSitLikeThis: 9.03
SometimesIWishItWouldJustStop: 8

16/01/2023

You know those times when you just want to do some quality normal sitting on your special Sitting Cushion and some minute kitten-in-the-manger has other ideas...

Normalsittingness: n/a
Stupidfreakingcutenewpet-icity: 9

13/01/2023

No comment necessary. 100% normal.

Normallyingness: 8.67
Lazyzombidity: 7.9

03/01/2023

It's not that this is super normal sitting from so-called "Jazzy" - it's that it's v clear Jazzy knows how weirdly YOU are sitting.

I'm talking to you, Jazzy's owner who took this photo. Just you.

Normalsittingnicity: 7.9
Takealonghardlookatyouselfimtalkingtoyouliskennish: 0.8

30/12/2022

It's almost embarrassing how normcore she's sitting. Try seeing the year out with a bit of... I don’t know... pizzazz, or something...

Normalnessofrepose: 9.1
2023betterkick2022sass: 10. Just 10.