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31/10/2021

22/10/2021

Donut: Meh.
Anouk: What – are you under the weather?
Donut: Yeah. Autumn makes me eat and sleep only.
Anouk: So, you mean, like usual?
Donut: Meh. You are right. Maybe I’ll shed some fur to make Marta fur-ious. It always makes me feel good.
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20/10/2021

Vassilena: Sometimes I just want to do stuff my way.
Marta: What stuff?
Vassilena: Well, like waking up at normal time, not being ambushed and jumped at, standing up from a chair without having to move anybody from my lap. You know – regular stuff.
Marta: Make a statement then.
Vassilena: What statement?
Marta: Fashion statement! Check this hoodie:
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18/10/2021

Anouk: Do you know what infinite pleasure is?
Donut: Infinite food supply?
Anouk: Yes, that too. But did you know that a pig’s or**sm lasts up to 30 minutes?
Donut: I don’t care, as long as there is an infinite food supply. I prefer food-gasms.

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14/10/2021

Donut: I notice that all the rain and clouds in the autumn make Marta depressed…
Anouk: Oh, really! Isn’t she depressed all the time?
Donut: Sometimes your sarcasm is too much!
Anouk: OK, OK, OK! I’ll try to be nicer to your servant.
Donut: I’m trying to teach her to be nicer to herself too. But it’s not always an easy job.
Anouk: I have a brilliant idea! Usually the shopping therapy is working with women, right? Show her this cute long sleeve shirt and maybe it’ll save her!
Donut: Amazing! You actually managed to be nicer!

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11/10/2021

Donut: Did you see what our humble servants Marta and Vassilena offered in our store?
Anouk: No, these days I’m mostly concerned about having enough sleep.
Donut: So existential…
Anouk: Instead of judging me, please be good and reveal the terrible deed already!
Donut: They offer a women’s top with a mouse!
Anouk: What?! Preposterous!
Donut: Right?! Totally unacceptable!
Anouk: Though the top is looking really nice. And the mouse and the cat look lovely together!
Donut: Your betrayal hurts! But the red looks really nice I have to admit…
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24/09/2021

Donut: Marta is cheating on me!
Anouk: HOW?! What do you mean?
Donut: Sometimes on the weekends she goes somewhere else.
Anouk: So? Vassilena is going to places too. Hoomans do that, you know.
Donut: I know, of course. But these past few times she is talking with her tender voice when she’s telling stories about a CAT FAMILY.
Anouk: Oh, she’s a big time cheater!
Donut: Yes, my heart is broken!
Anouk: But, Donut, look at them! They are adorable!
Donut: They are. But I need compensation for the pain I’m feeling!
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21/09/2021

Anouk: Did you understand where your small hooman was going during the day?
Donut: Yes, he is going to some place called “school”. At first I thought it was something that you can eat - why else should you leave home?! But it appeared to be a place where small hoomans learn things from big hoomans.
Anouk: I learnt everything I needed from my mom when I was a little kitten.
Donut: Looking how cute you were and still are, you don’t need to know much to get along in this life!
Anouk: Donut, you make me blush…
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17/09/2021

Donut: Did you notice that the small hoomans started to get missing from home?
Anouk: What small hoomans?! We don’t have small hoomans at home!
Donut: We have one. He was really small. Now he is bigger. He leaves in the morning and comes back sometime in the afternoon.
Anouk: Where is he going? Maybe he is some kind of spy?
Donut: Him? A spy? He’s afraid to touch me! Me, such a lovely, kind, and gentle…
Anouk: The only thing that is more annoying than you talking about food is you talking about yourself!
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13/09/2021

Donut: Marta suddenly stopped walking around the house half naked.
Anouk:What do you mean?
Donut: You know, in the hot summer days she was laying on the sofa in her shorts barely breathing and cursing the heat.
Anouk: Yep, same was here.
Donut: And now she put on her jeans and long sleeve blouse…
Anouk: You reminded me about this long sleeve shirt that I like a lot: www.weknowcatz.com/products/long-sleeved-shirt

10/09/2021

Anouk: Do you know that there are 1 million ants for every human in the world?
Donut: Why should I care?
Anouk: Really?! Imagine how gigantic the ants population around the world is…
Donut: So? I don’t eat ants. And even if I do, they are so small that I have to eat all day long to feel something.
Anouk: Yes, of course, food again…
Donut: Have you ever tried ants, Anouk?
Anouk: I’m really getting tired of talking to you sometimes…
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06/09/2021

Vassilena: Honestly, I hate to confess it but this picture says it all!
Marta: Yeah, except I am not her human pet. I am her human slave!
Vassilena: Right… That’s why, dear Cat Maniacs, you deserve a prize.
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03/09/2021

Donut: Have you noticed that the weather has changed again?
Anouk: Yeah. Autumn is coming, Honestly I was becoming really annoyed with all this heat! So I appreciate the cooler air.
Donut: Yeah. There were moments when I thought that outside was one big hot furnace. But I didn’t get what was cooked in it - chicken or ribs.
Anouk: Like you would eat it cooked.
Donut: I prefer raw meat of course, but the smell from the oven when Marta is cooking is soooo nice.
Anouk: Can we sometimes talk about something different than food?!
Donut: OK. What is the meaning of life?
Anouk: Philosophers, scientists, and spiritual gurus can’t answer this question! Do you think we can?!
Donut: See. It’s so much easier discussing food. Also it totally can be the meaning of life for a cat like me.
Anouk: OH MY GOD!
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01/09/2021

Anouk: Donut, do you like to sleep?
Donut: I am a cat, right?! Of course I looooove to sleep.
Anouk: Exactly. I thought that cats own the sleeping thing. But yesterday I learned that snails could sleep for 3 years at a time. Can you believe it?!
Donut: Absolutely shocking! But how do they survive so long without food?
Anouk: Ooooh, not about the food again!
Donut: OK, OK, OK! Look how good I am at sleeping then.
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30/08/2021

Marta: Have you seen what our beloved pets were discussing last week?
Vassilena: If Donut is involved it is all about food, booooring!
Marta: Of course it is about food as always! But also Anouk has trouble with our customers buying stuff for themselves.
Vassilena: Anouk?
Marta: Yep! So I think we have to comfort our dear Cat Maniacs and tell them that…
Vassilena: If they want to treat themselves it is totally fine! Of course!
Marta: So, dear Cat Maniacs, it is more than fine to take care not only for your sometimes ungrateful pets but also for yourself!
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27/08/2021

Anouk: Did you notice that the dear Cat Maniacs are not actually cat maniacs?!
Donut: What do you mean?
Anouk: I mean that if you are a cat lover you will tend to spoil your lovely cat, right?
Donut: Of course! As Marta is canoodling me. I love it! She’s very different about the food though…
Anouk: Argh! Stop with this food already! I’m trying to say something important here! And this is that the cat maniacs shopping from our store are buying mainly stuff for themselves but not for their lovely pets!
Donut: Nooooo! Really?!
Anouk: Yep! So today I want to recommend something for their cats. Dear Cat Maniacs, please be aware that our cat tribe loooooves hanging around… And the hanging can be much more pleasant if done in this hanging bed!
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24/08/2021

Donut: Did you know about this unique type of jellyfish that is immortal?
Anouk: You are probably undernourished again and you don’t know what you are talking about!
Donut: I’m telling you it’s real! This jellyfish can revert back to its child state after having become sexually mature. And so the cycle never stops and it’s practically immortal.
Anouk: Good. Whatever. Why do you care?
Donut: I just thought that it would be great if I could be a baby kitten again. But this time living in a loving home, having mom and everything. And all this food, you know…
Anouk: The food, of course the food! It’s always about food with you!
Donut: Some may say life is all about love. But you can’t put it in your empty stomach, right? What about you, dear cat maniacs - love or food?
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19/08/2021

Vassiena: Shocking! Outrageous! Unbelievable!
Marta: What, what, what?
Vasssilena: Anouk.. I… She… Can you believe that SHE eats all her food when I’m not at home?!
Marta: Oooooh, no! Even the food on the floor?!
Vassilena: Yes, especially the food on the floor! When I go back it will be all different! She’ll see who is the master after all!
Marta: Show her, Vas, show her who’s the boss!
Vassilena: What about you, dear catz maniacs? Do they mess with you too? If you had enough of their tricks, go to our store and choose a consolation prize from our hot summer offers.
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19/08/2021

Anouk: Shocking! Outrageous! Unbelievable!
Donut: What, what, what?
Anouk: Can you believe it! Vassilena left and now her sister is taking care of me. And she is not at my disposal all day long. And she doesn’t care that I don’t have food in my bowl, and I had… Oh, God! I had to eat the food outside the bowl, the one on the floor!
Donut: Oh, noooooo! Anouk, please, you are my hope for having some positive change in my life! Don’t take it away from me!
Anouk: Oooooh, I won't give up! When she comes back I’ll show her again who is the actual boss here!
Donut: Atta girl! Show them who’s the chief!
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04/08/2021

Donut: Hey, sha-la-la, la-la-la…
Anouk: Stop that noise, please!
Donut: I’m singing and I’ve been told that I’m great at it!
Abouk: Yeah, right… Why are you so happy?
Donut: Marta left for her summer vacation and I’m left all alone!
Anouk: And what is good about that? Who is going to feed you?!
Donut: Oh, that’s the best part. It’s our neighbour that comes once a day to feed me. She is so generous and she brings me some treats and… life is good! But what about you? Are you OK?
Anouk: O, yeah, I’m fine. You know that trick that I make, with all the food that falls from my mouth on the floor and I never eat?
Donut: What’s that?!
Anouk: Yes, I just leave it there and Vassilena has to give more and more food, fresh food. I told you - she’s my slave! But I’m concerned as she is going to join Marta on her vacation.
Donut: Tell her to share her experience with Marta, please! I also want more and more and more food!

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02/08/2021

Marta: Did you see what she did?! Did you?! She exposed me in front of everybody as a cold, stubborn… let’s be honest - cold hearted bi..ch!
Vassilena: Yeah, preposterous! And what about me?! Am I really a push over?! Am I?
Marta: Of course not! We are both great! Totally great! We both picked them from the street, took care of them all these years - fed them… OK, should I let her become really fat?! It’s not healthy! I do it for her, not because I’m happy about it! I”m so not appreciated!
Vassilena: I think that they all are listening to us…
Marta: Let them listen! Hello, did you hear what Donut thinks about me? I adore her, I take care of her and she…
Vassilena: Marta, let’s change the subject. No, that I don’t get your frustration… Hello, dear all, we are the proud, though underappreciated, owners of Donut & Anouk. And we are grateful…
Marta: Are we?!
Vassilena: Yes, Marta, we are. Because no matter how they treat us, we love them and we are ready to do everything to make them happy.
Marta: True… I would like to be a cat in my next life!
Vassilena: It would be nice. What about you, dear all? How do you feel about your relationship with your cat?

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28/07/2021

Donut: Hello dear catz maniacs! It’s great to finally present ourselves officially!
Anouk: Sorry for the delay, but there was so much to do around the shop launch… Because, you know, the two ladies are not very good with the modern, digital stuff and we had to train and explain.
Donut: But let us be the bigger persons here - it’s now on, thanks to Catz God! And we are delighted to start talking to you all!

Anouk: So, Donut, stop blubbering and present yourself, baby. Ooops, sorry. Sometimes, when I’m nervous I tend to make inappropriate jokes…
Donut: Where was the joke here?! Anyway, hello, I’m Donut. I have lived with Marta and her family for 5 years now. The time before that is kind of a blur, but they are telling me that I was living on the streets. I love to sing (I don’t know why they are calling it purring?!), I adore sleeping and best of all - I love to eat!
Anouk: OK, OK, OK… Let me stop you here! We ALL, catz I mean, love to eat. It is WHAT you’re eating that is important. Hello from me too! I’m Anouk. Very poetic name you might say and you’re right. But if Vassilena wasn’t a romantic soul, I wouldn’t be able to do whatever I want. And believe me, she’s wrapped around my paw!
Donut: How do you do that?! Marta gives me food only twice a day. And it doesn’t matter how cute faces I make and how adorable I am, she is rock-solid stubborn when it comes to diet.
Anouk: Oooo, poor you. I’ll tell you some tips. But since it’s a know-how I worked on for so long, let’s leave here and do it in private.

Donut & Anouk: Bye, guyz, see you soon!
Donut: And I’ll appreciate it if you can share some tips on how to melt Marta's cold heart…
Anouk: Oooo, the whole world should be engaged with your drama… If you wonder who we are after all, come and get to know us and our work: https://www.weknowcatz.com/pages/about-us

10/05/2021

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10/05/2021

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10/05/2021

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05/05/2021

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05/05/2021

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28/04/2021

Super SOFT BED for your super SOFT FRIEND!
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