01/03/2026
Navy, DVM (Doctor of Veterinary Mishaps)
Patient: Navy, Doberman
Age: 3 years
Disposition: Regal, curious, innocent
History notable for
— One toxic indiscretion
(etiology: enthusiasm > judgment)
— One ocular injury
(mechanism: unknown, timing: inconvenient)
Clinical signs resolved,
dignity largely preserved.
Prognosis: excellent.
Owner education: ongoing.
Patient compliance: selective.
Assessment:
Confident, alert, glossy-coated,
still convinced none of this was her fault.
Plan:
Celebrate birthday.
Monitor for curiosity.
Continue being iconic.