11/19/2025
👑💖 Meet Zara: Tiny Diva, Big Attitude, Zero Apologies 💖👑
(9 years young • fashion icon • professional lap-warmer • part-time sass machine)
Hello, darlings. Zara here. Please take a seat—I’ll only explain this once.
I’m officially accepting applications for My New Forever Family, and before you rush the runway, let’s make sure you meet the qualifications.
First, fashion sense.
Do you appreciate couture? And by couture, I mean:
✨ Adorable sweaters
✨ Fluffy pajamas
✨ Outfits that say “Yes, I AM the moment”
✨ A blanket collection luxurious enough for me to burrow into like a glamorous, snuggly little mole
Comfort is my brand. Style is my hobby. Being fabulous is my full-time job.
Now, let’s talk lifestyle.
I enjoy short, slow strolls—more “red carpet walk with pauses for paparazzi sniffing” than “power walk.” Afterward, I expect:
💅 A lap to claim
💅 A soft bed for beauty rest
💅 Your undivided attention while I dramatically sigh like a queen waiting for her grapes
I’m sweet, cuddly, loyal, and yes… I come with a healthy sprinkle of sass. Even royalty has opinions.
Full disclosure from your future monarch:
Sometimes I miss my p*e pads. I try. I truly do. But I’m nine, and gravity be doing its thing. So I’m looking for someone who understands that love is patient, love is kind, and love sometimes involves tiny diva-sized oopsies.
In return, you’ll get endless laughs, maximum snuggles, flawless fashion moments, and the privilege of living with a pint-sized queen who simply wants to adore you.
✨ Are you ready to be chosen by Zara? ✨
Then fill out an application here: https://pawr.org/view-animal/2000356528/
