Tempest Kennels

Tempest Kennels GSD working line

Happy national love your pet day.  Feb 20th.  These two fill my ❤️
02/21/2025

Happy national love your pet day. Feb 20th. These two fill my ❤️

I do like their products
02/21/2025

I do like their products

💜 It's Love Your Pet Day 💜

Our adored beasts deserve the very best... The best food 🥩, the best love 🥰, and of course, the best supplements! 💊✨

So, to celebrate Love Your Pet Day, we're giving you 10% off everything in the store so you can stock up on the best for your pet! 🐶🐱

⏳ Now until tomorrow at midnight... ⏳

🔥 Save 10% on EVERYTHING! 🔥

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Storm was in at the dentist for a check up and cleaning today.  She was not amused.  Lol.  I wish I got a picture of her...
02/21/2025

Storm was in at the dentist for a check up and cleaning today. She was not amused. Lol. I wish I got a picture of her in the kennel when I left . She received a go bag that's better than what I get when I leave my dentist. I thank her dentists, such great work.

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02/20/2025

What I wouldn't give to have equipment and the space to do this.

02/19/2025
02/17/2025

This made me laugh.🤣🤣

😉 copied from another site 😂

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your GSD Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your GSD comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the GSD ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your GSD suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your gsd to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Gsd comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Carnage
What are you doing?
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Gsds zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Gsd is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the intelligence chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Gsd. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

Some good info
02/15/2025

Some good info

Webinar: Treatment options for canine arthritis

If you are interested in learning all the different options for preventing and/or treating arthritis in your dog, then this is the webinar for you! Dr Lane is the author of the first veterinary textbook chapter dedicated entirely to the topic of how to treat canine arthritis, and the contents of that chapter have been made available for pet owners. To register, please visit: https://www.fenzidogsportsacademy.com/self-study/webinars

Happy valentine 💝 day everyone from Storm and Atlas and myself.  Enjoy your day.  ❤️
02/14/2025

Happy valentine 💝 day everyone from Storm and Atlas and myself. Enjoy your day. ❤️

02/11/2025

Did you know? Dogs must be 24 months or older for OFA Hip and Elbow certification, and 12 months or older for Cardiac, Patellas, and Thyroid certification. There is no age minimum for eye certification, nor for DNA, since DNA does not change as the dog ages.

The OFA also does Preliminary evaluations on hips and elbows before 24 months of age. However, they will need to be re-evaluated again for a final certification once the dog reaches 24 months.

For more information, visit https://ofa.org/

Last weekend we took a trip across the border to Bow Washington to take our AKC field TD test. So happy we passed.  Stor...
02/10/2025

Last weekend we took a trip across the border to Bow Washington to take our AKC field TD test. So happy we passed. Storm did so well. She works hard and doesn't give up.

Many thanks to all the track layers, volunteers and to the club. So much work goes into trial days and laying all the tracks and cross tracks too for the TD X. a well run trial. I couldn't be happier. Many thanks to my trainer Deb. Always appreciated

https://bellvernonkennelassn.com/

A nice write up for our trial day in their post

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We found a couple of snowman on the trails today.  Very cute
02/09/2025

We found a couple of snowman on the trails today. Very cute

Some nice puppies
02/09/2025

Some nice puppies

Storm was able to get some heeling etc in.  Happy girl.  And Atlas some obedience with other dogs around for his distrac...
02/09/2025

Storm was able to get some heeling etc in. Happy girl. And Atlas some obedience with other dogs around for his distraction. It was fun to get out.

02/09/2025

We got out again in the snow to do some obedience. Lol. A little harder in the snow.

02/08/2025

we tried these treats and I love them as well as the dogs. storm and atlas approved

It's been easier to feed extra on these colder days.  Less exercise etc.  Something for us to be aware of
02/06/2025

It's been easier to feed extra on these colder days. Less exercise etc. Something for us to be aware of

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