The Turd Collector

01/01/2025

12/13/2024

In between melts & howliday cheer
We’ll keep on top of the turds
Cause we’re scoop’n all year,

So no need to fret when spring comes around
No slushy turds left on le grounds
Week to week ur turds disappear
Like Copperfield magic 🪄da coast is all clear,

Where doo they go
How come they all leave
Is their a turd convention in town
A trick up their sleeves,

More bbq’s & games of lawn darts 🎯
No more side stepp’n ole Murphy’s sharts
Neighbors gather & Mrs. Smithkowski shouts
T’was The Turd Collector pass’n by on their route,

How doo we get em to collect our yard
Shirley send em a message it can’t be 2 hard
Nobody’s ever called the police 👮‍♀️
over someone tak’n their turds
Cause that 🐝 the craziest thing
you ever did hear 👂,

Steal’n turds isn’t considered a crime
Especially when the culprits show up every week always on time ⌚️

The Turd Collector
(519)842-0997 call/txt
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12/05/2024

Check out these pawsome sweaters created from some turdific Folkers, our pooches r lov’n em

20% off sale

This selection of fun Christmas themed sweaters is available now at Nifty Gifty Norfolk.
The sweaters are made from a quality yarn that will keep your furrkids warm in their fun holiday wear.

12/04/2024

11/20/2024

Check out these great local Folkers, they’re pawsome 🐾🐶

11/12/2024

I’m think’n I’m about to doo it 🧀 curd style 🍁🌞

11/12/2024

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11/06/2024

11/02/2024

11/02/2024

Gett’n ready to turn my clock back
Turdally crav’n yet another Halloween snack
Should I go with da beef 🥩 jerky
Or the old rawhide bone 🍖

Not much too doo on this cooler fall day
Than bask in the sun on my vintage rug shay
Just when my parents have shown some trust
Check’n the counter 4 that pumpkin pie 🥧 crust

Oh it’s so hard when they leave me alone
Not too chew daddy’s Sammy sung phone 📱
Oh I can just imagine the look from his frowny 😕 which quickly turns into a smile
after eating momma’s Mary Jane brownies

Just another day in the life of a lab
Reliving my night dressed up like a crab 🦀

Stay warm and cozy in ur knitted 🧶 onesie
While we collect da remnants
of scooby doo’s bunsies

Turd collect’n all year long
Don’t miss out get on our route

Call/txt (519)842-0997
The Turd Collector
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✅ take all waste

10/30/2024

Great lil spot in Norwich, pawsome Deli dog yesterday. Thanks again fur great food and awesome service.
Doo it, we did 🌭 🤙🐾

What the heck....let's do a burger special today. Two all beef Smash Burgers with fries for $20

Locally sourced beef and bacon. Locally baked buns.