The Turd Collector

11/12/2024

I’m think’n I’m about to doo it 🧀 curd style 🍁🌞

11/12/2024

11/12/2024

11/11/2024

11/06/2024

11/02/2024

11/02/2024

Gett’n ready to turn my clock back
Turdally crav’n yet another Halloween snack
Should I go with da beef 🥩 jerky
Or the old rawhide bone 🍖

Not much too doo on this cooler fall day
Than bask in the sun on my vintage rug shay
Just when my parents have shown some trust
Check’n the counter 4 that pumpkin pie 🥧 crust

Oh it’s so hard when they leave me alone
Not too chew daddy’s Sammy sung phone 📱
Oh I can just imagine the look from his frowny 😕 which quickly turns into a smile
after eating momma’s Mary Jane brownies

Just another day in the life of a lab
Reliving my night dressed up like a crab 🦀

Stay warm and cozy in ur knitted 🧶 onesie
While we collect da remnants
of scooby doo’s bunsies

Turd collect’n all year long
Don’t miss out get on our route

Call/txt (519)842-0997
The Turd Collector
☮️ ❤️💩

✅ weekly/biweekly/1x
✅ take all waste

10/30/2024

Great lil spot in Norwich, pawsome Deli dog yesterday. Thanks again fur great food and awesome service.
Doo it, we did 🌭 🤙🐾

What the heck....let's do a burger special today. Two all beef Smash Burgers with fries for $20

Locally sourced beef and bacon. Locally baked buns.

10/29/2024

Good morning! It’s Tuna Tuesday! We have our TUNA melt Panini with your choice of side $12.95. Our soup today is Creamy Vegetable.
We look forward to seeing you!

10/29/2024

Just stopped by fur the tuna panini and soup, and wowzers 🤩, turdally pawsome. Thanks again fur a turdific lunch and friendly smiles all around.
Cheers 🤙🐾👻🎃

Good morning! It’s Tuna Tuesday! We have our TUNA melt Panini with your choice of side $12.95. Our soup today is Creamy Vegetable.
We look forward to seeing you!

10/28/2024

Jump’n in leaves is way more fun
without poo-prises from ur pooches buns.

🐾weekly/biweekly/1x collections
🐶take waste with us

🍁FALL clean list open

Call/txt (519)842-0997
The Turd Collector
☮️ ❤️💩

10/24/2024

Check out these great local folks 💇‍♂️
Doo it, we did 🍁🤙🌞

10/22/2024

Check out these great local Folkers 🐶🐾