12/07/2025
Nash came in for a dentistry last week. Here are some stats:
200: where Nash registers on the cute scale (out of 10)
4: his grade of dental disease prior to his visit (out of 4)
0: his grade of dental disease after his visit (meaning he’s perfect - shocker, know)
-70: the productivity of all Eldale staff when he was in the building - how can anyone get anything done when this little boy is available for a snuggle ALL DAY LONG?!?!?