Hands Off Zoom Park

11/11/2025

This Remembrance Day, we pay tribute not only to the brave soldiers who served but also to the loyal four-legged heroes who stood by their side. War service dogs played a vital role in keeping soldiers safe, detecting danger, and offering comfort in times of hardship. Their legacy of loyalty and courage lives on.

To all the incredible dogs who served, and to the brave men and women who fought alongside them, we remember you. 🌺🇨🇦

11/05/2025

🐾🔎 Lost & Found at Hands Off Zoom Park! 🔎🐾

We’ve had a couple of items turn up recently!

📸 First up: this shaker bottle — left behind after a fun park visit! (See photo 👇)

💵 Also found: some cash that one of our wonderful patrons turned in. If you can tell us the amount or the denominations, we’ll make sure it gets back to its rightful owner.

A big thank you to our incredibly honest patrons for letting us know and helping keep Zoom Park such a kind and trustworthy community. ❤️

If either item might be yours, please send us a message!

11/05/2025

🍂🐾 Fall Smiles Photo Contest! 🐾🍂

As the days get shorter and winter threatens its first appearance, Hands Off Zoom Park has been showing off its fall flair — pumpkins, Halloween fun, and cozy colors everywhere! 🎃🍁

We’re on the lookout for our next cover photo (landscape) and profile picture (portrait) for November! 📸
Post your favorite photo from your park visit — those joyful zoomies, fall leaves, or that perfect happy face!

❤️ The photos with the most votes (likes!) by Sunday evening will be featured on our page for November, and each winner will receive a complimentary park visit!

📢 Don’t forget — share with friends to help sway the votes! Let’s see those Zoom Park smiles shine!

10/16/2025

🚨 Good news from the Fun Police! 🚨

After a brief technical timeout (okay fine, I broke it 🙈), the online booking site is officially back in action!

You can once again book your romps, races, and ridiculous zoomies without having to message me directly — though I do love hearing from you. 💬🐾

So grab your pup, your coffee, and maybe your sense of adventure — and head over to the booking page to claim your next romp time before it disappears!

👉 https://hands-off-zoom-park.square.site

Welcome back, zoomers! 🐶💨

10/15/2025

🐾 🚨 The Fun Police Have Struck! 🚨

Apparently, I pushed the wrong button and managed to confuse my online booking site. 😅
If you’re hoping to romp in the next couple of days, please message me directly — the park’s still open, just the booking system’s under “investigation.”

I’m off tomorrow and will be trying to negotiate a peace treaty with Square to get it all fixed!
Thanks for bearing with me — promise I’ll get the gates back open soon for all the good dogs who don’t deserve this kind of bureaucracy. 🐕💨

10/11/2025

Wishing you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving!!! 🦃

Looking for some safe Thanksgiving dog treats for your furry friends?!

We got you! Let's make some Frozen Pumpkin Dog Treats!

Not only is pumpkin puree safe for your pet, it also adds a bit more fiber to their diet. This will help promote normal bowel movements!

Happy Holidays!

10/11/2025

🎉 Zoom Park Loyalty Update! 🎉

Apparently, when we upgraded our booking system… it decided to “take a break” from counting visits. 😅
Our developer is on the case 🧑‍💻🐾 — but until the fix rolls out, I’ll be doing things the old-fashioned way!

If you think you’ve had 10 paid romps, send me a message and I’ll double-check your tally. Every 10 visits still earns you a free romp — and I love handing those out! 💕

You’ll just need to keep track of your own visits for now, and when you’re ready to cash in that free romp, message me with your preferred date and time so I can set it up.

🐕💨 Think of it as the DIY Loyalty Program — where good dogs (and clever humans) keep score! 😉

10/11/2025

⚠️ HEADS UP! ⚠️