Mrs. Meadys

11/05/2025

Riffin’ & Ruffin’ -

I grabbed the terrier and got him in a headlock, pried open his jaws, wrestled his mouth, and wiped off his drool with my mutt shmata. Don’t say anything, but this is our latest ritual when we hunker down to watch sports.

09/29/2025

Pishy Face -

“Then don’t pish on the floor,” I said, though I knew it wasn’t fair. DJ’s old and, like Grandma, has a weak bladder. Stupid to tease him about it—but stupid’s my calling card. Like this morning: wife tells me to buy detergent, and I come home with Sally’s Suds instead of Tide. She b...

09/22/2025

The Dog Who Loved Women -

You’ve gotta see it to believe it. Truly. DJ, my spunky Welsh terrier with dewy brown eyes, a pearly white smile and a jaunty gait has a way with women—smooth, direct and irresistibly sweet. There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about him that melts even the iciest hearts. And the best part? He do...

08/28/2025

The Welsh Terrié -

“The fearless Welsh terrier, stalking its prey: the ferocious wolverine, known as gulo gulo among the natives. A rapacious beast, wreaking havoc and leaving foul-smelling s**t wherever he goes. The only creature said to kill for sport—for fun—for the sheer pleasure of tasting blood and guts. L...

08/26/2025

Bison: the best red meat.

08/21/2025

We Just Agree -

DJ tugged the hem up with his teeth, exposing the long bald spot on his hindquarters. “Take a look at this,” he said.

08/08/2025

The Fool on the Hill -

“Is that—” I said, squinting toward Devil’s Slope, the neighborhood’s legendary hill where every kid wiped out on their bike, scarring their way into manhood.

08/06/2025

08/05/2025

White teeth the natural way

08/01/2025

Untitled -

“Check out the beautiful young mating couple taking pictures,” he said, thrusting his haunches like a Kardashian taking a selfie.