Mrs. Meadys

09/29/2025

Pishy Face -

“Then don’t pish on the floor,” I said, though I knew it wasn’t fair. DJ’s old and, like Grandma, has a weak bladder. Stupid to tease him about it—but stupid’s my calling card. Like this morning: wife tells me to buy detergent, and I come home with Sally’s Suds instead of Tide. She b...

09/22/2025

The Dog Who Loved Women -

You’ve gotta see it to believe it. Truly. DJ, my spunky Welsh terrier with dewy brown eyes, a pearly white smile and a jaunty gait has a way with women—smooth, direct and irresistibly sweet. There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about him that melts even the iciest hearts. And the best part? He do...

08/28/2025

The Welsh Terrié -

“The fearless Welsh terrier, stalking its prey: the ferocious wolverine, known as gulo gulo among the natives. A rapacious beast, wreaking havoc and leaving foul-smelling s**t wherever he goes. The only creature said to kill for sport—for fun—for the sheer pleasure of tasting blood and guts. L...

08/26/2025

Bison: the best red meat.

08/21/2025

We Just Agree -

DJ tugged the hem up with his teeth, exposing the long bald spot on his hindquarters. “Take a look at this,” he said.

08/08/2025

The Fool on the Hill -

“Is that—” I said, squinting toward Devil’s Slope, the neighborhood’s legendary hill where every kid wiped out on their bike, scarring their way into manhood.

08/06/2025

08/05/2025

White teeth the natural way

08/01/2025

Untitled -

“Check out the beautiful young mating couple taking pictures,” he said, thrusting his haunches like a Kardashian taking a selfie.

07/31/2025

Mates -

DJ had a point. I sighed. “True. I always felt kind of bad about not letting you breed—aside from chasing poodles in the dog park, around the corner and under a tree.”