11/30/2025
This is great 😄
🦃 Thanksgiving Survival Guide for Mushers
(Because explaining mushing to your relatives counts as an extreme sport)
1. Pre-Dinner Conditioning
Get a quick run in before guests arrive.
If anyone asks why you’re covered in mud and joy, say it’s a “sport-specific warmup for dish carrying.”
2. Bring Photos. All the Photos.
If they won’t ask about your dogs, just slowly open your phone and whisper:
“Do you want to see something life-changing?”
Boom. 47 trail pictures. Captive audience acquired.
3. Controlled Vocabulary Usage
Gauge the room before using words like:
gangline, quick release, neckline, canicross, or “screaming into the void while sorting tug lines.”
Start mild: “We run a lot.” Ease upward from there.
4. Strategic Seat Placement
Sit next to someone who once owned a Husky or watched a dog movie.
They are now your ally.
Bonus points if they say: “Wow, I bet they LOVE the snow.”
5. Timing Your Mushing Story
Right after someone explains cryptocurrency? PERFECT.
Your tale of being dragged sideways by a 2-dog sprint team at dawn will absolutely land.
6. Avoid These Phrases
❌ “Technically, I prefer frozen boogers.”
❌ “I’d trust my lead dog to file my taxes.”
❌ “It’s not chaos. It’s forward momentum.”
(You know it's true, but they’re not ready.)
7. Tips for Handling Common Comments
“I have a Golden Doodle, is that the same thing?”
→ Smile. Breathe. “All dogs are athletes in their own way.”
“Don’t they get cold?”
→ Show them the photo of your dog sleeping in a snowbank by choice.
8. Exit Strategy
When conversations drift into politics, pie drama, or HOA disputes, simply say:
“I need to check on the dogs,”
even if the dogs are 200 miles away.
9. Leftovers Management
Turkey scraps = enrichment, training treats, and bribery for post-holiday zoomies.
(Be onion- and seasoning-safe, of course.)
10. Gratitude
Remember: Not everyone gets to share their life with a team of four-legged rocket engines who think you’re the coolest creature on earth.
And that’s something to be thankful for. 🐾