
07/04/2025
How to have fun at the beach: A step-by-step guide 🏖️
By: Darla
1. Get in the water, whether by your own free-will or involuntarily (which is every time, in my case)
2. Throw the ol’ stink eye at your mom on your way out of the wet stuff… bonus points for sticking your tongue out at her, to show her how thrilled you are with the swim that you didn’t want in the first place
3. BIG SHAKE
4. DIG DIG DIG
5. Arguably the most important step - get FILTHY! Channel your inner 🐷! Layer that dirt! If you think you are dirty enough, get DIRTIER! Dirt in the eyes, dirt in the nostrils!
6. Get rinsed off in the lake again (don’t let anyone take photos this time)
7. Bundle up in your favourite blanket and bask in the sunlight on a picnic table while your servants bring you snacks… like the princess you truly are 👑✨