11/09/2024
This is Kwazii 🐈 owned by me (CJ), your veterinary assistant at our Strait Veterinary Hospital location.
And while she may look like an adorable orange cat, I can assure you that she is actually a chaos gremlin in cat’s clothing.
Named after an Octonauts character, Kwazii joined our ranks in December 2022 as a companion for my daughter, whom she loves. She also loves my three other cats, my partner, my sister, the cable repair man and the ghost in my basement. Everyone except me, the person who brought her into this house, feeds her and pays for her.
Her favourite pastimes are climbing door frames, stealing food and raising my blood pressure. She has been arrested on several occasions and is currently facing charges of disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace, failure to comply, mischief, theft under $5000, breach of probation order, treason against the crown and attempted arson. It is expected that the jury will find her innocent of all charges {yet again} because well, who is going to convict that face?!
When she isn’t committing cat crimes, she takes her role as resident bug exterminator very seriously and off the clock, she can often be found playing one of her 467 toys, cuddling with my other cats, playing with Ophelia and posing for photos.
She does have one super power. She can always sense when I’m feeling down and will seek me out for head butts, leg rubs or she will wait until I’m almost asleep to curl up on my feet for a cat nap, and that {mostly} makes up for all the rest. I do love her very much, despite her limited love for me (the obvious spare human).
Thank you for reading all about “The Kwaz”!🧡