05/04/2025
BREAKING NEWS: The Great Pyrenees has been officially diagnosed with a rare condition called "Can’t Hear You Unless It’s Snack-Related Syndrome." 🍖👂
Symptoms include:
0% response rate to “Come here!”
110% response rate to a cheese wrapper 3 blocks away
Sudden deafness when called inside but perfect hearing when you whisper "walk" from another room
Scientists say it’s not a medical issue… it’s a lifestyle choice. 😎
Their ears work fine. They just have settings:
✅ Ignore
✅ Ignore harder
✅ Pretend you're invisible
✅ Sudden Beethoven when food is involved
