02/10/2022
⚠️ PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING! ⚠️
POTENTIAL DANGERS OF CROCHETING
In a press release today, the National Institute Of Public Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in CROCHET craft supplies. This substance has been linked with the following symptoms in humans:
Symptoms associated:
* Reluctance to cook
* Reluctance to perform housework
* Reluctance to work, except in support of crocheting
* Physical craving for free time to crochet
* Nonsensical muttering of numbers
* Unwavering impulse to purchase hooks, yarn and patterns
* Inability to recognize characters faces from favourite TV shows.
Beware!!! If you come in contact with a human affected by crochet, then be prepared to talk about hooks, yarn and patterns for hours on end even though no one has asked.
This has been a public service announcement...Scientists who discovered the dangerous substance, said... "Crochet addiction is real!!! The purchasing of hooks and yarn can be expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense".
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