Here’s Our Scoop
Pronounced with a long 'i' . Potatoe, potato, tomatoe, tomato, what does it matter, it all ends up in the same pile.
Your time is valuable and we need your money and let’s face it, sometimes s**t happens (said with a long ‘i’) ...so it’s a perfect match. We are already in a deep pile of s**t (said with a long ‘i’) so we thought that we might as well dig in deeper. Ok, we are just handing you a big pile before you do it in return. As pet lovers and owners, we know that you would rather be loving your pets than picking up after them.
We offer p**p scooping services or if you’d prefer, you can keep fighting over who has to do that dirty job! We will double bag the doo-doo and place it in your garbage can so that you don’t have to get off your lazy “chair” and do it yourself. We can do either a one time cleanup or weekly scheduling or the alternative, walk through your hound mounds at your own risk. We will ensure your premises are securely locked for your pets safety after we leave and if we forget, well, oops! We prefer to arrive at your place when your pets are safely tucked inside but don’t forget to let them out after we depart when the mailman arrives. If we arrive and your gates are locked and we can’t access your yard, well, we’ll just leave, charge you $20 for our time, gas, frustration, aggravation and then the s**t (said with a long ‘i’) just piles up and up (and up).
You may call Sharon at (780)286-9880 or Shainna at (780)779-0886
