Manni

Manni Welcome evrypawdy! I'm Manni (rhymes with funny), I turned 13 back in October and I’m from Germany!

Hey evrypawdy!Gosh, I think today was the hottest day yet and my spirit was a bit off by dinner time. But my luck was ab...
02/07/2025

Hey evrypawdy!
Gosh, I think today was the hottest day yet and my spirit was a bit off by dinner time. But my luck was about to change…

There it was…
A bowl of glistening orange watermelon cubes. Chilled. Juicy. Magical.

And just like that, I forgot about the heat. I forgot about the lukewarm swamp water. I even forgot Mommy’s sweaty knee touching me.

It was like diving headfirst into a refreshing ocean of melon bliss.
Sweet. Cold. Divine.

I may have proposed. No word back yet. 🍉💍💭

Happy wedding day, uuuhm I mean Wednesday! 💕💕💕

Hey evrypawdy! Happy !Yes, it’s hot. Yes, we’re melting.And yes, I’m still accepting belly rubs like the spoiled roast ...
01/07/2025

Hey evrypawdy! Happy !
Yes, it’s hot. Yes, we’re melting.
And yes, I’m still accepting belly rubs like the spoiled roast I am 🤣

Lubs u, stay fresh 💦💗💦

Hi guys!!! I borrowed mommy’s phone and took a bunch of fun photoes and selfies and accidentally uploaded them to the cl...
01/07/2025

Hi guys!!! I borrowed mommy’s phone and took a bunch of fun photoes and selfies and accidentally uploaded them to the cloud album that she shares with her parents… uh oh! 🤭😅 BOL

Happy Tuesday!! 💕

And then there was melon 🧡🤗
30/06/2025

And then there was melon 🧡🤗

30/06/2025

Hey evrypawdy,
Here we go, sliding (or snoozing) our way into this new week. I’m currently stretched out beside Mommy on the couch, hogging her icy silk blanket like it’s a national treasure. My fur’s rippling in the fan breeze like a wheat field in the summer wind. Pure beauty. Pure comfort.

It’s hot. Really hot. The kind of hot where even my thoughts feel like they need a pupsicle.
To make things better, I’ve got some ‚heat‘s up, spirit‘s up‘ strategies:

✨ Smile at something silly (like a pug refusing to share a blanket he didn’t pay for)
✨ Drink water like it’s gourmet soup (slurp with enthusiasm)
✨ Send a look that says, “If you’re not sharing your ice cube, we’re gonna have a problem.

Stay kind, stay cool, and if you have an icy silk blanket, consider sharing it. Or don’t. I didn’t. BOL
Happy Monday! 🩷🩷🩷

This is… utterly confusing.All day I was looking forward to my usual bedtime snack. I had glorious visions of magical me...
29/06/2025

This is… utterly confusing.

All day I was looking forward to my usual bedtime snack. I had glorious visions of magical melon cubes floating gently into my mouth… one by one… maybe even purple this time. I’m not picky.

Fast forward 47 seconds.

Tomato.
Tomato?!

Mom is over there eating rye bread with tomato like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
TOMATO ISN’T EVEN AN ANAGRAM OF MELON.
I’m just staring. In disbelief.
Waiting for someone to yell “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!”

Spoiler: No melon tonight.
But I did get a piece of eggie in the end — which is, let’s be honest, even better. 🥚💫
So yeah… emotional rollercoaster, but I came out with egg on my face. Literally.

Enjoy your Sunday! 💗💗

Another hot day conquered, and - you guessed it - another melon on the bedtime snack menu 🤩It's a type of Cantaloupe (un...
28/06/2025

Another hot day conquered, and - you guessed it - another melon on the bedtime snack menu 🤩
It's a type of Cantaloupe (unlike last time when it was NOT 🤪) and it's called Gwandpa!
Maybe it's a very old kind that's been around since the gold rush or something. Which makes sense because its flesh is golden too! 💛🧡
But the taste...!!!
So juicy, so sweet.
My lone remaining tooth dug in deep and didn’t wanna let go but then I felt the delicious piece go down my throat like a fruity waterslide straight into my belly!
The world slowed. I heard a harp.🪉
The clouds parted. 🌤️
Somewhere in the distance, a choir of pugs began to sing.🎤 🎵
I was floating—weightless—on a melon-scented breeze 🌬️🍈

Then I hiccuped.
Startled myself.
Rolled off the cushion.
Landed on the floor like a meatball.
Barked: „I’m fine!“

So worth it 😍🍈👑🎶

Good morning everyone! Mommy was making lunch and I kept pawing at her leg so she’ll let me help. At some point she was ...
28/06/2025

Good morning everyone! Mommy was making lunch and I kept pawing at her leg so she’ll let me help. At some point she was super fed up with it and got me the little step stool so I could see better what’s going on 🤗
To my big surprise I found a pot of potato soup simmering on the stove and given the fact that today must be the hottest day so far, I’m convinced mommy is a lil loco 🤪
But then I noticed a plate on the counter and my mind went blank: it was hot, crispy, golden brown BAAAACOOOON! 🥓🤩
So as far as I’m concerned steaming soup on a scorching hot day is fine by me 😅

Happy Saturday, peeps! 💟💟

Hey evrypawdy! Hopefully, you will find this funny and it puts a smile on your face… ok here it goes 🤗As y’all know I’m ...
27/06/2025

Hey evrypawdy! Hopefully, you will find this funny and it puts a smile on your face… ok here it goes 🤗
As y’all know I’m proud Bavarian pug.
I was raised on the scent of fresh pretzels, sausage smoke, and beer glasses big enough to swim in. 🥨🍺

So I heard about this thing from Cologne today.
It’s called… Kölsch. Pronounced like ‘curlsh’ — as in, curl up and cry because your beer is gone after one sip. 😑

It came in a glass so small I thought it was part of a doggy tea party. I was waiting for a biscuit and a tiny hat 🎩

I gave it a sniff, a squint, and a very judgmental head tilt.
And I can now confirm:
This is not beer.
This is pre-beer.
Beer’s awkward little cousin.
It’s like going to a Texas BBQ and someone offers you one baked bean on a toothpick.
Polite? Maybe.
Fulfilling? NOPE.

Stick with Bavaria, folks.
We serve beer in glasses that double as swimming pools. And of course there’s alcohol free options as well🍺🐾
Follow me for more travel tips 🙃

27/06/2025

Good morning peeps!! It’s Friday and I’m getting the gunk of the week off of me to go squeaky clean into the upcoming weekend 🚿🧼🫧
I’m so ready! And if I’m lucky, three might be more watermelon 🍉🤗
Have a great day!! 💗💗💗

Hi peeps!! Throwback time!!! 🤗10 years ago…„Mom, I told ya I can't be lovey dovey out in public, I'm gonna lose all my s...
26/06/2025

Hi peeps!! Throwback time!!! 🤗
10 years ago…
„Mom, I told ya I can't be lovey dovey out in public, I'm gonna lose all my street cred ya know?! Ok I see you don't care... Alright one smooch tops but be swift about it, ok?! Yes, I love you too 💟☺️“

See how she grabs my neck, does this look like I was volunteering for PDA? I think not! Moms are so demanding! 🙄
BOL Happy Thursday! ❤️❤️❤️

I just fell asleep like this, my butt half off the couch but surprisingly enough it’s pretty comfy 🤭I’m glad I was able ...
25/06/2025

I just fell asleep like this, my butt half off the couch but surprisingly enough it’s pretty comfy 🤭
I’m glad I was able to make some of you super happy today 🫶🏼
Goodnighty night, peeps, see you in the morning! 💟💟

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