
26/09/2025
Hey evrypawdy! 🐾
We might have a situation here... Somewhere between nap #14 and #15 I seem to have merged with the sofa. Yes, half pug, half red pillow. Peak senior pug wisdom right here: why chase comfort when you can become it?
Now, don’t get me wrong — this setup is fantastic for professional napping. But it does raise questions. Like, how exactly am I supposed to chase those bacon butterflies if my back half is upholstered furniture? Do I roll? Do I flop? Or do I just glare until they surrender and land directly in my mouth? (Leaning heavily toward option three.)
In the meantime, feel free to admire the Couch King. Bring snacks, scratch my ears, and please — no sudden vacuuming.
BOL 😅 Happy Friday! 😍