09/01/2026
Hey evrypawdy!
Angel Manni here, reporting live from the Rainbow Bridge, where the clouds are fluffy, the snacks are endless, and YES, we have a spa program.
It’s time to let you in on a little inside story. Here it is:
Every newcomer gets automatically enrolled in the ‘Rainbow Bridge Welcome & Recovery Program™’.
-No paperwork (not even for dogs from Germany!)
-No waiting lists
-No awkward ‚First visit’ questionnaires
Each rookie angel is eligible for one spa treatment a week.
Mandatory? Officially no.
Emotionally necessary? Absolutely yes.
The spa itself is located on Cloud Level 3½ (right between ‘Endless Zoomies Meadow’ and ‘Snack Redistribution Office’). You’ll recognize it by the faint smell of lavender, warm towels, and the sound of relieved sighs coming from dogs who suddenly realize:
“Oh. I’m okay. I’m really okay.” 🤗
Treatments include:
• Full-body cloud massage (extra attention to hips, backs, and 5 minutes of ear rubs 🥰)
• Wrinkle steaming & snore recalibration
• Pawdicures with optional glitter (don’t judge)
And now, a very important luxury detail. Something that, as far as I know, has never been disclosed before:
Curly-tailed doggos receive the ‚Tail Curl Renaissance Treatment™‘!
Cloud-warm steam, delicate curl shaping, and a finishing touch that brings every tail back to its former glory.
You can feel the difference afterwards
-Bodies lighter.
-Joints moving like they remember how.
-Waistlines restored.
So if you were wondering how everyone up here starts looking like themselves again, only brighter…
this is how.
Signing off now. Apparently I’m needed in the spa wing.
-Angel Manni 🌈🪽⛅️
Still observing. Still glowing. Still yours.
(And you didn’t hear any of this from me.)