18/12/2025
Mommy.
We need to talk!
Here's the scoop:
In January, I lost around FIFTEEN teeth.
Only four were salvageable enough for Mommy to keep.
Two of them were ABSOLUTE UNITS.
Despite this heroic sacrifice…
The Tooth Fairy was never notified.
No pillow.
No fairy.
No treats.
Mommy. How?
Now that I am up here I need to know: Is there a Tooth Fairy in heaven? A retroactive claims department? Interest?
So far, I’ve found a Bacon Fairy, a Treat Distribution Committee, and someone in charge of modesty cupcakes. Tooth Fairy jurisdiction remains unclear.
Which leaves us with simple math.
FIFTEEN teeth lost.
FOUR in evidence.
ZERO treats issued.
Doesn’t add up now, does it?!
I am currently standing in Fluffy Cloud Accounting with my dental records, awaiting clarification and snacks.
I am sp*echless.
And that almost never happens.
Happy Thursday, though! ♥️🦷🐾