Dexter’s Midday Walkers

14/07/2024

Hewo fwends, I am not talking to Hoodad. All day he has been telling me that “it’s coming home!” Well it hasn’t and I am not happy! Hoodad knows how much I like balls so I thought I would get a new one.
I watched most of the game and didn’t think Spain were that much better- they kept the ball better. I would have got it off them, or if not I would bite their ankles! According to what I heard Hoodad shout at the tv, that’s what he used to do. They also took their chances better….I can do that too, just watch how I can run off with discarded socks in the blink of an eye. Well done to Gareth Southgate England football team - we will do it next time!! Anyway, got to go as Hoodad is getting another whiskey to drown his sorrows. See ya terrorists!

09/06/2024

Hewo fwends, I has not been in touch with an update on my adventures for a while as Mummy and Daddy have both been busy with lots of things and Daddy has to type these for me as my paws don’t work on the keyboard too well. I has been playing with my new ball today which has a lovely squeaky- think that’s what Daddy said but he was mumbling and I was squeaking my ball every time he opened his mouth. Anyways I have tired myself out now so having a cuddle with Mummy. Laters

16/04/2024

Hewo fwends, yesterday I went for a long walk on the beach with hoomum and hoodad. I had my long lead which meant I could run and play with my ball. A carrier bag that someone had lost tried to get my ball at one point, but I didn’t let it!

24/12/2023

Hewo fwends, this is my first Christmas and I’m going to wait here for Father Christmas! Mummy has kicked me out of Daddy’s office as she says I’m not really helping her with wrapping. Some people just don’t appreciate a puppy helping. Apparently taking the tags off is not helpful. Oh well I will wait here and tell Santa I have been a good puppy. Hope you all have a good Christmas love Dexter

15/12/2023

Hewo fwends, Dad says I act like I own the place! Not sure what he means by that?

06/10/2023

Hewo fwends, Mummy has gone away for the weekend with her girl friends. Daddy said it was time to go for a walk so I got my lead on and off we went. He went in a different direction to what Mummy does but I don’t care I just like being out. Anyways look where we ended up! I don’t mind really as I get treats and lots of attention. Just don’t tell Mummy

02/10/2023

Hewo fwends, I has only just got up. I had a really good sleep after my long day out yesterday helping Mummy with her walk in aid of Dementia UK. I thought I would let Mummy and Daddy have a little longer in bed, coz I’m a good puppy. Anyways up now and keeping an eye out for that hare that keeps sitting outside my window. He smells a bit like the treats Mummy gets from the pet store where they have this pick and mix which I grab things from when walking round.
If anyone wants to help me and Mummy raise funds whilst we walk you can donate via the link below . We wants to help people who are poorly with this nasty thing called dementia

https://www.justgiving.com/page/lisa-rowley-1694195045459?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Flisa-rowley-1694195045459&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

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Help Lisa Rowley raise money to support Dementia UK

30/09/2023

Hewo fwends, I am going to be helping Mummy raise funds for a very good cause. If you would like to help too, without having to do the walking, which I am really good at, please follow the link below to Mummy’s Just Giving page.

Thank you very much ❤️

Help Lisa Rowley raise money to support Dementia UK

13/09/2023

Hewo fwends sorry I have been quiet lately, I have been training my hoomans! They seem to think I am going through my teenage phase, whatever’s! I is a proud and noble, young Border Terrier and full of energy, not my fault if hoomum and hoodad find it hard to keep up sometimes. If they both didn’t do this ‘work’ thing they talk about they would have loads of time to play with me. Sometimes they even leave me on my own - how dare they! Anyways, I found this box with food in it so I must go and clear it up - I’m sure Mum and Dad will be pleased with me

26/08/2023

Hewo fwends, I has been sat here for a while and still not got my bweakfast- come on Mummy I has mischief to get up to!

05/08/2023

Hewo fwends, I have just asked Daddy what is summer? He said you know that heat you are getting from the fire? That is what we should be getting from the sun! He then muttered something about f**king energy prices and s*it Government - but I am a proud and noble Border Terrier pup and know nothing of these things he speaks!

01/07/2023

Mawning fwiends , Daddy and I got up and went for a walk this morning it was really nice. Saw lots of doggy fwiends too. Once we got back I had my breakfast and now I am sitting in the sun while Daddy has a coffee. I pinched Mummy’s chair, her fault for staying in bed!

30/06/2023

Hewo fwends, sorry I have been quiet for a while. Daddy helps me with my posts as I miss type things with my paws. He has been busy at work with something to do with trying to win new contracts - one must be something to do with food as I have heard him mention “This forking tender” a few times… at least that’s what I think he said. Apparently I have been acting like a teenager recently - and Mummy has taught me lots of new words when she has been trying to tell me what I am doing is wrong! I think she is overreacting- I helps with the washing by taking clothes out of the washer - how am I supposed to know they haven’t been washed yet? And why does she not like me moving things from one room to another? I might be an interior designer when I grow up. Anyway, Mummy took me a long to walk to ‘wear me out’ - here is a photo of me and Mummy on our way home. See you soon

17/06/2023

17/06/2023

Hewo, I has been on my holidays this last week and it has been very hot - it’s been too hot for my little paws to go for long walks until night time. Just close to where we stayed was a stweem- think that’s what Daddy called it - it’s a bit like the sea but not as cold or powerful. I liked walking in it, it was cool on my little legs and feet (and tummy when I got in a bit deeper) - it’s also a great place for finding stones, I’d collect them but Mummy and Daddy make me drop them.

11/06/2023

Hewo, I think I know why hoomans talk so much about the weather, it’s barmy! I was sat eating yogurt out of my hoof in the sun when all of a sudden I was getting wet. I looked at Daddy to see why, but he was busy picking up his coffee and toast and heading in muttering something under his breath - that usually contains lot of words Mummy tells him off for using- I’d tell her if I could (ha ha). Anyways, I head inside - 30 seconds later no more wet stuff and it’s baking hot again. So now I’m sun bathing - I usually try’s to find a sun puddle, here I’ve got a whole lake. Sees you later fwends!

28/05/2023

Mawning, Daddy has just cleaned the windows. He really seemed to enjoy it - so I have just rubbed my nose all over the big one so he can now do it again. I love being helpful

28/05/2023

Hewo everyone, sorry I have been quiet of late, been doing a lot of learning. Apparently some of it has been better than others. Mummy and Daddy are not happy that the hoover needs a new plug as I has chewed it off - it was on the landing which is where I like to play so thought they had left it for me to play with. I’m very good when I goes in the car, I sit and look out of the window or go to sleep on longer journeys - Mummy and Daddy say that is very good. I like walks, but don’t like putting my harness on - it’s stops me doing what I want and means I have to do what they say….except for picking stones up I can do that really well. All this learning make you tired