12/12/2025
Well........saves me writing it doesn't it, all credit to the OP. In the words of Big Jon........Bosssssshhhhh💪🏼🐕
To the certificate flashers, the weekend‑course warriors, and the dog walkers who woke up one morning and decided they’re “behaviour experts”:
You’re not impressive.
You’re not qualified.
You’re not skilled.
You’re a problem in the industry.
You are way out of your depth, and it shows.
You parade around with your bargain‑bin certificate like it’s some elite licence, when everyone with actual experience knows it’s nothing more than a participation trophy you printed at home.
A cheap certificate doesn’t prepare you for reactivity, aggression, or real in-depth behavioural work.
And the dog walkers?
You walk a few pets, throw a ball, hand out treats and suddenly you’re giving BEHAVIOUR advice?!
While you’re playing expert, dogs are regressing and owners are losing hope.
The dogs are the ones who suffer for your ego & its just plain dangerous!
Behavioural work takes skill, timing, experience, and actual competence, not certificates and confidence you haven’t earned.
If you cannot safely handle real dogs, real behaviour, real risk, and real consequences:
Stop pretending you’re a trainer.
Stop taking cases you have no idea how to handle.
Stop putting dogs and owners in danger.
Because your fake confidence isn’t impressive.
It’s reckless.