HappyTortoises

16/02/2025

"They tortoise that great makeup is never rushed." 😏
And they were right — flawless makeup takes time, just like a wise old tortoise.

This cheeky makeup bag is perfect for keeping your beauty essentials organised, with plenty of room and a smile-inducing slogan to match. Available in Natural, Pink, Navy, and Black.

🎁 Perfect for yourself or the makeup-obsessed friend who appreciates a little pun humour.

💖 Grab yours today and remember: great makeup is always worth the wait!


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

13/02/2025

Comfortably ID Your Tortoise with Nano Microchips!
Our super tiny nano microchips are specially designed to be more comfortable for your tortoise than the larger ones often used by vets.

💡 Why choose our nano microchips?
✅ Small & less painful for your tortoise
💰 MUCH cheaper than buying from your vet
🏥 Buy from us and take it to your vet for quick implantation
🐢 Suitable for smaller tortoises

A smart, safe, and affordable way to ID your tortoise for life!

🌐 happytortoises.com/shop-1/p/microchips-for-tortoises


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

11/02/2025

Nature’s Masterpiece on a Shell!

Some of our Indian Star Tortoises, a true work of art. 😍 From its beautifully symmetrical, star-like patterns on the top of its shell to the intricate geometric designs on its plastron (underside), every detail is breathtaking.

This dazzling creature showcases how spectacular nature can be. Let’s appreciate and protect these wonders.

📍 Fun Fact: These unique patterns help the tortoise blend seamlessly into its dry grassland habitat, offering camouflage from predators.


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

09/02/2025

06/02/2025

Need to Rehome a Tortoise? Or Looking to Adopt One?

At HappyTortoises, we offer a compassionate Tortoise Rehoming Service for:

💚 Those seeking a safe, loving home for their tortoise
🌿 People looking to provide a forever home to a tortoise in need

With expert care and a hassle-free process, we’re here to support both owners and adopters every step of the way.

Visit www.happytortoises.com/tortoise-rehoming-service to learn more or get involved.

I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

04/02/2025

Juvenile Leopard Tortoises Ready for Forever Homes!

Meet our gorgeous 4-5 year old leopard tortoises! These healthy, happy little explorers are:
✅ Full of personality
✅ Used to gentle handling
✅ Eager for loving forever homes

If you're ready to welcome one of these beauties into your family, visit our website or get in touch today. Let’s help them find the perfect place to call home!


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

21/01/2025

Stretch it out, Astro! 🐢
Here’s our gorgeous Radiated Tortoises, Astro, enjoying a little leg stretch outside! 🌿☀️ These precious moments remind us of how majestic and unique tortoises are—just look at that beautiful shell pattern and those graceful moves!

Radiated tortoises are truly one of nature’s masterpieces, and giving them time to explore safely is so important for their wellbeing. 💚

Do you love watching tortoises as much as we do? Let us know in the comments! 🐢💬
Shout out to my partner for his excellent drone footage! 😊

I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

19/01/2025

🐢💖 Tortally Made for Each Other 💖🐢

This Valentine’s Day, celebrate love that’s slow, steady, and built to last with our Shellmates Valentine's Gift Set!

🌟 What’s inside?
👉 A cosy white T-shirt with our adorable tortoise design
👉 A cute mug that says "Tortally Made For Each Other"
👉 A heartfelt keyring to carry a little love everywhere

Perfect for tortoise lovers, besties or anyone who’s found their forever Shellmate!

Available now—make this Valentine’s Day tortally unforgettable! 🐢💕

Shop now and show them your love is as timeless as a tortoise.


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

16/01/2025

We Don’t Throw Away The Broken Cuttlefish Pieces!

Did you know your tortoise can still benefit from broken cuttlefish pieces? They’re just as nutritious and perfect for:

✔ Calcium Boost: Essential for a strong shell and healthy bones.
✔ Easy Chewing: Smaller pieces are ideal for younger or smaller tortoises.
✔ Fun Enrichment: Scatter them around the enclosure for a foraging activity!

💚 Why Choose Happy Tortoises Cuttlefish?

100% natural and safe.
Provides hours of chewing enjoyment.
Perfect for all tortoise sizes, even with broken pieces.
Don’t let a little breakage go to waste—your tortoise will love them just the same!

Shop now for premium-quality cuttlefish and give your shelled friend the calcium boost they need! (Link in bio)

I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

14/01/2025

🐢✨ Did You Know? Tortoises Can Feel Touch Through Their Shell! ✨🐢

That’s right—your tortoise’s shell isn’t just armour; it’s an incredibly sensitive part of their body! 💡

Here’s why:
🛡 What Is the Shell Made Of?
The shell is made of keratin (just like our nails and hair!) and is connected to the tortoise’s skeleton, with nerve endings running throughout. These nerves allow your tortoise to feel sensations like touch, pressure, or even vibrations!

💛 How They React to Touch:
✔ Gently stroke their shell, and you might notice your tortoise waking up or shifting around.
✔ A light tickle with a piece of hay? Yep, they’ll feel that too!
✔ Tapping the shell can often encourage them to move if they’re lounging around.

✨ Pro Tip: Be gentle when touching their shell—it’s a part of their body, and they can feel it just like we feel touch on our skin!

Show your tortoise some love (with a gentle touch, of course!) and marvel at the amazing design of nature. 🐢💚

Tag us in your tortoise care moments—let’s celebrate these incredible creatures together!


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

12/01/2025

🌱🐢 Grow Fresh, Healthy Food for Your Tortoise! 🐢🌱

Introducing the HappyTortoises “FAST GROWING” Seed Kit—your all-in-one solution to start a lush, organic, mini food garden for your tortoise. 🥬 Watching them happily munch on homegrown, nutritious plants is an experience like no other—and now it’s easier than ever to get started!

💚 What’s Included:

Mini propagator with a clear lid and humidity vent for perfect growing conditions 🌿
Seed cells and organic soil for hassle-free planting 🌼
Calcium powder to enrich your soil for healthier plants 🌞
A deluxe, fast-growing seed mix: white clover, red clover, plantains, dandelion & more! 🌼
A plant label to keep track of your crops 🏷️
🎉 Perfect for beginners, kids, or anyone who loves their shelled companions! Whether you’re growing treats to cut, transplant, or let your tortoise forage, this kit ensures fresh, organic food in no time.

👉 Order now and start growing happiness for your tortoise today!


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

09/01/2025

🌿🐢 Boost Your Tortoise’s Health with Nutrobal! 🐢🌿

Keep your shelled friend happy, healthy, and thriving with Nutrobal Vitamin & Mineral Powder—a must-have for tortoise care. This trusted supplement is packed with essential vitamins and minerals to support strong bones, vibrant growth, and overall well-being.

✨ Why Choose Nutrobal?
✔ Calcium-Rich: Supports healthy shell and bone development.
✔ Vitamin D3: Essential for reptiles kept indoors or without UVB lighting.
✔ Easy to Use: Sprinkle it on your tortoise’s food for hassle-free nutrition.
✔ Trusted by Experts: Recommended by vets and tortoise enthusiasts.

💡 Perfect for daily use, Nutrobal ensures your tortoise gets everything they need to live their best life. Whether they’re young hatchlings or seasoned adults, this supplement is a game-changer for their diet!

📦 Ready to elevate your tortoise’s care routine? Order Nutrobal now at HappyTortoises.com (link in bio) and see the difference it makes!

🐢 Because your tortoise deserves the best. 💚


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

07/01/2025

🌞 Hibernation Wake-Up Call! 🐢✨

It’s that special time of year again at HappyTortoises.com—our juvenile tortoises (both ours and some of our customers’) are waking up from their hibernation! 💛

Here’s the routine:
1️⃣ Weigh-In 🏋️‍♂️ to check their health.
2️⃣ Warm-Up 🔆 as they slowly wake up in a cosy, temperature-controlled room.
3️⃣ Bath Time 🛁 after 30 minutes to rehydrate.
4️⃣ Feast Time 🥬 offering them fresh, nutritious food to kickstart their energy.

This is a critical week for monitoring as we ensure each tortoise is healthy and ready to thrive. All the little ones will have their “batteries recharged” for another amazing year. 🌿🐢

If you want to hibernate your tortoise with us next year, let us know in the comments below and we can send you a reminder nearer the time

I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

05/01/2025

🐢✨ It’s Too Peopley Outside! ✨🐢

Feeling a little too “peopley” today? Say it loud and clear with our cheeky and adorable t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon tortoise hiding in its shell! 🐢💤 Whether you're chilling at home or venturing out, this design will bring smiles wherever you go.

🌈 Available in a choice of 17 different Colours
✔ Crisp black text on lighter shirts
✔ Clean white text on darker shirts

💖 Why You'll Love It:
✔ Premium 100% cotton fabric—soft, breathable, and durable
✔ Loose fit for all sizes—comfort guaranteed
✔ Perfect for casual wear, gifting, or just celebrating your inner tortoise

📦 Order Now and enjoy fast delivery. Ready to retreat into comfort? Let’s make this your new favourite tee!

🛒 Click the link in bio to shop now.


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

02/01/2025

☀️🐢 New Year, New Bulb, Healthier Tortoise! 🐢☀️

Start the year right by replacing or upgrading your tortoise’s basking setup with the Arcadia Mini D3 UV Basking Lamp! Give them the perfect combination of warmth and essential UVB for a happy and healthy 2025.

🎉 Fresh start, fresh UV light
🔆 UVB for strong shells and bones
🌡️ Keeps them warm and thriving
💡 Compact design

Kick off the New Year with the gift of health for your shelled companion! This all-in-one lamp is a must-have for creating the perfect basking spot.

👉 Shop now at happytortoises.com and make 2025 your tortoise’s best year yet!
I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

31/12/2024

Did you know these little guys stick their whole head right under water to drink? They’ll suck in water for a few seconds, then take a big, satisfying gulp—you can even spot the bulge moving down their neck!

It’s like watching a mini water ritual, and it never gets old. Nature is amazing! 🌍💦


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

29/12/2024

🥗🐢 The Ultimate Fibre Boost for Your Tortoise! 🐢🥗

Support your tortoise’s health with the Testudo Fibre Mix—a natural, nutritious blend of high-fibre plants designed to mimic their wild diet. Perfect for promoting healthy digestion and overall wellness!

🌿 Rich in essential fibre
🌼 Made from natural, dried plants
💚 No additives or fillers—just pure goodness

Whether as a daily supplement or occasional treat, this mix helps keep your tortoise happy and thriving. Simply, moisten and mix in with their fresh foods for a meal they’ll love!

👉 Shop now at happytortoises.com and give your shelled friend the nutrition they deserve.


I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).

24/12/2024

Do you remember Phil and Olly the conjoined Leopard Tortoise Twins from 2021? Well, here they are again and doing really well! If you want to see the video where we separated them, head over to my youtube channel (link in bio) and look for the video called "Tortoise Twins"
I sell tortoises, starter kits, tortoise tables, gifts and other accessories. Please check out my Website, YouTube channel and page for my tortoise care videos (links in bio).