07/01/2023
So 6 weeks ago Isla joined our pack and today we give you a summary of our appraisal
She is in our face constantly. Barking with one of those head piercing high pitched barks.
In the dog field she chases us, and tries to round us up. Carmen hides in the tunnel and the white direwolf hasn't realised yet that she can go into the tunnel.
Ha Ha Isla tried to take on our cousin Tally at the dog field, Tally barked and now the White Tornado keeps her distance from Tally.
I have tried the same trick, but to no avail, it's quite humiliating....... especially so with others there for a male to be HOUNDED, HERDED and NAGGED at constantly by a mere Bi**ch.
Yours in despair, Jose Podenco...
Okay, okay you have had your say, NOW.. you otta try being the first Bi**ch then another one arrives. Mawma cuddles her and it really twitches ma nose.. I mean "I am her Baby Girl" am I not? This Wiggly Worm just keeps trying to PLAY with me, I mean really? Do you really think I am going to be your friend? " you are a rampant, insatiable, tarty Bi**ch, even Jose has fallen for your feminine wyles and plays mummy's and daddies with you, then when I try to join in you don't like it when I practice Vertical jogging with you!
At least you have the decency at mealtimes to know your place behind us and thankfully you don't try to eat out of our good dishes. Always first out the door and first back in, YOU ARE NOT going to be the leading Bi**ch. Have you got to be such a noisy Blonde Bombshell, my Celtic Redness is peaved. Our peace is ruined, and it's taken my 38 days to get Jose to look my way again!! And, WHY do you get puppy pads? WE never had puppy pads and what can I say about your overwhelming Eco friendly recycling of your poo! Just keep your distance Bi**ch cos I don't want to smell your breath.
I overheard Pawpa and Mawma speaking last week, they have only gone and booked you into the same Kennels as Jose and I when we go on holiday!!
No way!! Carmen are you being serious, OUR HOLIDAYS, is SHE going with us??!!!!
Sorry Jose I should have told you sooner, why do you think they are leaving us altogether when they Go out?? It's so we sort out our differences in private and it gets us used to all being in the same run at the kennels.
Carmen, do you think Isla is going with us to the dog field cottage holiday this year? I mean that's our weekly respite from humans and everything?
Jose I reckon that's a possibility, we really need to work out a plan.
Jose I think we better give her that barks and humps a voice. Really Carmen. Yip Jose let's see what she had to say about living here.
OK you ask her.......
ME, I love you all, its great, amazing I love the warm house, the stove, the Flying Fleeces the good food , the safe place, puppy pads Pawpa and Mawma and you are just tremendous siblings. I know I am young, impetuous, noisy but I LOVE YOU. x Isla