Happy Farm

20/02/2025

"I was at lunch with an old friend & pointed at two elderly ladies across the room and said ""That will be us in 10 years.""
She said ""That's a mirror"""

20/02/2025

19/02/2025

MARRIAGE IS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS: IN THE BEGINNING ALL YOU NEED IS TWO HEARTS AND A DIAMOND....BY THE END, YOU WISH YOU HAD A CLUB AND A SPADE.

19/02/2025

The good news is, I made it to the golden years. The bad news is there ain't no gold.

19/02/2025

"At 3 years, ""Mommy, I love you.""
At 10 years, ""Mom, Whatever""
At 16 years, ""My Mom is so annoying!""
At 18 years, ""I'm leaving this house""
At 25 years, ""Mom, you were right""
At 30 years, ""Want to go to Mom's house.""
At 50 years, ""I don't want to lose my Mom.""
At 70 years, ""I would give up everything to have my mom here with me.""
You only have one Momma."

19/02/2025

"Some of y'all come from the ""If you'll quit crying, I'll buy you something"" generation.
We came from the ""If you don't quit crying, l'l give you something to cry about"" generation."

18/02/2025

"The Two Best Things About The Good Old Days Are
We Weren't Good And We Weren't Old"

18/02/2025

Brain at 3AM: I can see you’re trying to sleep, so I would like to offer you a selection of every memory, unresolved issue, mistake, or thing you should have said or done today or in the past 40- years!

18/02/2025

If things get better with age then I must be getting close to freakin' magnificent.