Nik Fox - Freelance Groom, Rider, Instructor & Equine Photographer

Nik Fox - Freelance Groom, Rider, Instructor & Equine Photographer Freelance Groom/Rider/Qualified Instructor & Equine Photographer - Gloucs/Oxon/Northants/East Mids

04/06/2024
No. You ride it into a tree. As I proved.
27/05/2024

No. You ride it into a tree. As I proved.

09/05/2024

Sad but true 😂
credits: Random Horse Memes

17/04/2024

Do you like ponies and fancy giving us a hand?

This week we're hoping to get the Exmoor ponies- borrowed from The National Trust- back to graze High Meadow, for the next few months. We need lookers to check on them and make sure they're happy and healthy each day.

If you think you'd be able to help, get in touch! Email us at [email protected] for more information and to sign up as a looker 👀🐴

07/04/2024

THE REAL RULES OF DRESSAGE

1. If you really want to get better at dressage, take it up at an earlier age - and grow an extra 3 inches of leg.

2. A dressage test is a test of your skill against another competitor's luck.

3. Dressage is about achieving a harmonious working relationship with your horse, whose only idea of harmony is eating grass in a field with his buddies.

4. If you want to end a drought or dry spell, wear a new jacket and hat to an outdoor arena.

5. Untalented, difficult, aggressive horses have robust health, good hocks and long lives.

6. Talented tractable horses are accident prone and have OCD lesions.

7. You will ride the best test of your entire life just prior to being disqualified for not wearing your gloves.

8. Never keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your head before a test.

9. Never keep less than another 300 separate thoughts in your head during a test.

10. Horses do not improve their paces because you are wearing expensive German breeches.

11. If you chose a disco theme for your dressage to music test then the judge will be more than 90 years of age and Swiss.

12. The less skilled the rider, the more likely they are to share their critique of your test.

13. If you are considering the services of a horse clairvoyant to help you with training then you have reached the point of total desperation - try the German breeches.

14.Your horse has never heard of Podhajsky, let alone read the book.

15. No matter how badly you ride a test, it is always possible to ride a worse one.

16. If it ain't broke, try shifting your position and it will be.

17. Judges only suffer from temporary blindness (or kindness) when they are judging someone else's test.

18. If you fall off your horse in the arena you will have paid to have the test videoed.

19. If you are feeling confident before a show then three of the USET dressage team will turn up to give their young horses some "experience."

20. Your horse will perform its best piaffe ever when you ask for extended canter.

22. Since runs of bad competitions come in groups of three, the fourth competition is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

23. No one cheats at dressage because no one has worked out how to do it.

24. It is surprisingly easy to end a test with a perfect square halt once you have scored a four for every other movement.

25. The result of an expensive lesson from a top pro is that you will stop believing in that tiny piece of innate ability that was holding your riding together.

26. Remember when buying a dressage horse advertised as "needs experienced competitive rider" this really means "needs the skills of Isabelle Werth just to stay on board."

27. If you think your test was better than someone else's, it probably wasn't.

28. If you pay 60,000 for an imported WB, you will be beaten in First Level 4 by a Quarter Horse.

29. Clinics given by someone with an interesting accent are not necessarily superior to those given by the homegirl.

30. If you go to the expense of raising an expensive WB foal, he will have a talent for jumping and no walk worth talking about.

**Author unknown

This is why I buck you off…
26/03/2024

This is why I buck you off…

Celebrate Easter with your horse by grabbing the Easter bunny ear bonnet 🐣

Perfect for fun Spring themed rides 🐰

Add “qualified instructor” to the list and you have , apparently, a horse girls nightmare
21/03/2024

Add “qualified instructor” to the list and you have , apparently, a horse girls nightmare

Sounds great 😅
credits: showjumperz

20/03/2024

Hahaha we know it so well 😂
credits: Pinterest

11/03/2024

Happens all the time 😅
credits: Pinterest

08/03/2024

💥💥😱😱🐴🎵🥂 BIG NEWS!!
We are absolutely delighted, and proud to be partnering with our own National Governing Body, British Dressage, who have agreed to allocate funds for venues across the country to ensure the future of music playback at freestyle competitions will be improved in quality and reliability! This is a really exciting time for both BD and ourselves, and we are super excited for the future of the sport we all love!! ❤️

What a load of bo****ks
07/03/2024

What a load of bo****ks

RIDERS - Did you know that the FEI has launched new rules about filming your horse at nominated events?. You can no longer share videos of your horse on social media or be part of on-site videos and interviews. READ THE FULL STORY OF EXACTLY HOW THIS IMPACTS YOU & THE FEI'S FULL RULES IN THE UPCOMING Insights Magazine:-
https://insightsmagazine.co.uk/sign-up

What every horse person wants
01/03/2024

What every horse person wants

25/01/2024

🐴 Please be aware that from 1st January 2024 vaccination rules for Equine Flu have changed for many of the equestrian discliplines and vary among different competitions/organisations 🐴

Competition horse owners should ensure that their horse or pony is vaccinated for equine influenza in accordance with the rules of the sporting governing bodies under which they are competing (e.g. BHA, FEI, Pony Club, British Eventing,
British Dressage, British Show Jumping).

From 1st January 2024 vaccination rules for Equine Flu have changed for many of the equestrian disciplines in accordance with advice from British Equestrian. Any
horse restarting flu vaccinations or receiving a new primary course from 1st January will be affected by the changes. Historic vaccinations that are up-to-date and
correct will not be affected.

**Please note**: VACCINATION RULES DIFFER BETWEEN THESE ORGANISATIONS. It is your responsibility to ensure that your horse or pony's vaccinations are up to date and comply with requirements.

23/01/2024

Hahaha TRUE 😅
credits: The Field

05/01/2024

So true 😂
credits: Horse Terminology

02/01/2024

⚠️Photos are on hold until this weather buggers off⚠️

02/01/2024

On New Years Day, the BHA introduced Premier Racing at Cheltenham for it's first meeting.

This is how I understand the situation to be, I may be wrong in my surmising, I do get emails about it all but quite frankly, I am too busy to read them properly and I know there's no point in me shouting my mouth off as nothing ever gets done to help us lot...

Apparently the aim is to showcase British Racing in between the hours of 2 and 4 pm at weekends, with huge prize money, in an attempt to get more people racing.

This is the Racing Post's write up on it...
https://www.racingpost.com/news/britain/premier-racing-begins-on-new-years-day-at-cheltenham-heres-everything-you-need-to-know-aoI5Y0n6u9Wx/

In order to do this, they have taken prize money from races during the week, thus making the paltry sum we were already racing for, even lower.

Yesterday at Cheltenham there were only 47 runners across the card, for around 200k...

Yet we are struggling to find races for average horses that pay any more than £4k to the winner, with £250 for 4th...The entry fees end up over £50 a horse, transport £1.10 a mile upwards, jockey fees £196 and then there's the overtime for the staff...

I have just received an email to tell me that to reregister my colours for another year is £162.60, nothing changes, just another charge. That's every owner in the country being charged for their colours to stay theirs.

Weatherby's charge us £15 a month per account to "manage" the account we use for racing, they are the only bank allowed to have racing accounts. A captive audience...

fair play going on from me saying it was 25 a month, weathebys called me to say that had charged me 25 per month in error and it was actually only 15 to manage partnership accounts and they have refunded me the difference, every little helps. Thank you.

The BHA charges for naming horses, setting up ownerships and partnerships are ridiculous.

Then you have the racecourses earning media right money and not disclosing what they earn, which means we have no idea how much money they have to add to prize money after the levy funding. I believe the levy is 10% of gambling profit, however it's a grey area with off shore bookmakers...

The media rights are from allowing the racing at each course be viewed all over the world at any time of day or night, which means those countries can gamble on our racing, brining in lots of money for the countries who are paying for the media rights. You would think they pay well for that wouldn't you? Noone knows...

So the levy comes from the gambling, which was around 100million for the first time last year, however the racecourses are expected to add to the levy and increase prize money, which some do well and some don't.

However rightly or wrongly the government has introduced affordability checks, which means the big owners and gamblers are dropping away and it's harder and harder for people to gamble. Which means less money coming into the levy.

The lack of transparency from the racecourses re their media rights money are the problem at the moment. I was spoken to by someone high up in the BHA a couple of years ago and they asked me to shout about it as their hands were tied.

I did do a blog but it makes no difference as there are no rules to make them disclose their incomes.

So what can we do as trainers and owners? Is it even up to us to take action? The National Trainers Federation are fighting the good fight on our behalf but it's a very slow process with a lot of roadblocks in their way.

The last time the trainers boycotted a race meeting, against Arc racing (who own a lot of the courses), I was one of the ones to say no, it was badly organised and I felt very bullied by the flat trainers who were organising it, I refused to be pushed around by a complete t**t. So I told them to f**k off.

However now I think is the time we need to seriously think about the future of racing, it is hanging in the balance with many of us really struggling to keep going. There have been quite a few trainers who have packed up as a result of a lack of lower level owners coming into the sport, due to the rising costs and s**t prize money and who can blame them.

If racing continues to focus on those who can spend £300k plus on a horse to win a £5k race, what chance to the rest of us have? If the powers that be continue to focus their efforts on the "big" races, they run the risk of missing the collapse of the bottom of the industry.

Us at the bottom, employ staff, use farriers, vets, feed merchants, pay the ridiculous charges they impose and generally support racing from the bottom up.

If the trainers and owners spoke with their actions and striked, would it make a difference? I don't know but maybe the situation is coming and maybe something has to be done. I don't know what the answers are but it needs addressing somehow.

Anyway here's a picture of Pattern Cutter, just after we got him, a lovely horse who will win his races, in the right grade during the summer. It's horses like him and trainers like me and my brilliant staff who are fighting for Racing to have a better reputation and image, showing we are horse people.

I think racing should be focusing on showing horse welfare and the smaller owners and their stories, show how accessible it is to the smaller owner, how well the horses are looked after, even if they can only win an average race. How much we are doing for these beautiful creatures both in and out of racing.

Yes we still have a ways to go, but to keep racing looking like an elitist sport, surely makes more of a divide?

We love our horses and do this job for just that, but we can't survive on fresh air, it is not a hobby, it's our job and the powers that be are slowly making it impossible to continue for horses like this lad a people like us.

Answers on a postcard guys, I would be interested in hearing what you would do to help the industry, as none of us can do any worse than those who are in charge at the moment...

01/01/2024

Happy Birthday to all Northern Hemisphere Thoroughbreds! 🥳🐴

21/12/2023

I’ve got a large glass of port, a sore toe & thats is for 2023.

It’s been an annus a**s (aka an absolute ar****le of a year!) !

Back from 9th Jan. Diary open for teaching, riding, hard days / holiday cover etc.

20/12/2023

Guilty as charged! 🤣🎄

Awesome artwork The Idea of Order

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