Scoff Paper

Scoff Paper We make edible cards for dogs. We make them from spuds. Yes, they are a real thing! 🐶🧡

January has got to be the grimmest month there is 🙇We’re all still getting over Christmas and to make things easier, it’...
29/12/2024

January has got to be the grimmest month there is 🙇

We’re all still getting over Christmas and to make things easier, it’s always really cold, and wet and dark… Always dark.. Like in the day time. 🌚

But you know what, our four legged friends don’t very let us get too downhearted. 💪

They’re always up for going a bit crazy when it comes to their birthdays, so here’s a little celebration of those superhero dogs that STILL know how to get all giddy in January. 🥳

God bless these little maniacs 🧡

This card reads: Merry Christmas from our pooch to yours 🧡Otis and our fam would like to wish you all a fantastically or...
24/12/2024

This card reads: Merry Christmas from our pooch to yours 🧡

Otis and our fam would like to wish you all a fantastically orange Merry Christmas 🧡

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WON’T ARRIVE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS DAY… 🎄⚠️You might subscribe to the logic that dogs won’t mind if their Christmas card...
19/12/2024

WON’T ARRIVE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS DAY… 🎄⚠️

You might subscribe to the logic that dogs won’t mind if their Christmas cards are late. 🤔

You might even be one of those people that think that the dogs don’t even know that it’s Christmas at all. 🙊

Or… What’s more likely, you’re generally rubbish at organising anything and you’ve completely forgotten to get your dog a card in time for Christmas. 🙄

Either way, here’s a little Christmas miracle for you to still not look totally useless this Crimbo. 🙌

We have a small few remaining edible doggy Christmas cards left, so we’re offering 50% off via our website. 👀

You won’t get these cards in time for Christmas day, but we’ll still do our best to get them posted to you, right up until the 24th December… So, you’ll still receive them over the festive period. 💌

We don’t have many left and some designs are already sold out, so once they’re gone, they’re gone. The numbers in the pictures are at the time of posting, this will change 😅

So go on…. Shop now and don’t be a total human this Christmas. 😘

Christmas Shipping cut off is upon us! 😱Please, please, PLEASE don’t leave it till it’s too late. 🙏🙏🙏We really want to g...
17/12/2024

Christmas Shipping cut off is upon us! 😱

Please, please, PLEASE don’t leave it till it’s too late. 🙏🙏🙏

We really want to get all the doggy cards out there in time for the big day and Royal Mail is already under duress, so please do get your orders in pronto.

Thanks so much for all your support and for your wonderful edible doggy card orders this Christmas.

You truly are the most thoughtful and wonderful humans and your doggy friends think so too. 🧡

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Five quid will get you a long way this Christmas 🐶😘🎄.
13/12/2024

Five quid will get you a long way this Christmas 🐶😘🎄.

Is your dog Naughty or Nice list material this Christmas? 👀🙊🐶Early signs are showing that there’s more nice doggies than...
03/12/2024

Is your dog Naughty or Nice list material this Christmas? 👀🙊🐶

Early signs are showing that there’s more nice doggies than naughty this year, but it’s very close! 😬

I’m deffo expecting a late surge of naughtiness before the big day. 🫣

What is your pooch… Naughty 😈 or Nice 😇?

Black Friday is here and we’re offering something quite special. 👀🎄🐶For today only, if you buy one of our fabulously edi...
29/11/2024

Black Friday is here and we’re offering something quite special. 👀🎄🐶

For today only, if you buy one of our fabulously edible Christmas doggy cards - you can choose one of our funny/sentimental cards and have it for FREE! 😍

Spread a little more happiness this Crimbo! 🥰

Happy Black Friday! 🥳 🖤

You better believe it 🥳🎉🐶
27/11/2024

You better believe it 🥳🎉🐶

💌🐶🎄 C R I M B O ☃️ G I V E A W A Y 🎄🐶💌We’re getting festive with these naughty and nice edible doggy cards so we thought...
19/11/2024

💌🐶🎄 C R I M B O ☃️ G I V E A W A Y 🎄🐶💌

We’re getting festive with these naughty and nice edible doggy cards so we thought we’d find out just how many pooches will go on the naughty or nice list this Christmas! 😇😈

So today we’re going to give away five naughty and five nice list cards to some festive pooches… But you’ve got to say whether they’re naughty or nice! 🙊😂

All you’ve got to do to enter is:

🧡Like this post
🧡Follow
🧡Tag your friends
🧡Say your dog’s name and if they’re Naughty or Nice!
🧡Share to your stories so we can see👀

🏆Winner will receive:

💌 A naughty or nice list chicken flavoured edible doggy card (of their choosing)
✍️ Dog friendly edible ink pen

Winners will be chosen at random and published on Friday, the giveaway will close Thursday 21st November at 11pm. 💖🎄

For the foul mouthed and festive!  🎄🤬🐶It’s time to spread some Crimbo cheer with these totally customisable (and edible ...
15/11/2024

For the foul mouthed and festive! 🎄🤬🐶

It’s time to spread some Crimbo cheer with these totally customisable (and edible 😋) doggy Christmas cards! 🐶🎄

We came up with these designs because soooo many of you call your dogs all kinds of obscene names 😱!

Swear words, rude words... we’ve seen it all! 🤬

We know its your own special way of showing love really 😍, but to save our blushes, we thought we’d create a card where you can do your own dirty work! 😅

What would you write on this edible doggy Christmas card? 🤔
Be polite, it is Christmas, after all! 🙊 🤣

We’re now live at  🎉🥳Got some exciting new products to share with you! ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️ 🤩If you’re at the show, ...
29/09/2024

We’re now live at 🎉🥳

Got some exciting new products to share with you! ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️ 🤩

If you’re at the show, please pop by and say hello 👋

What do you think of our new stand? 👀

These are the words you think of when you look at your doggo…They’re also the words they think of when they look at you…...
08/09/2024

These are the words you think of when you look at your doggo…

They’re also the words they think of when they look at you…

Remember that 🧡🐶

I like this wall sign I made.I come into the Scoffice each morning & see it & it makes me smile. That is all 🤪🧡Happy Fri...
06/09/2024

I like this wall sign I made.

I come into the Scoffice each morning & see it & it makes me smile. That is all 🤪🧡

Happy Friday eve. X

Let’s have some tasty new edible cards for September doggy celebrations 🍁 🥳 🐶We’re still holding off on Christmas, so do...
04/09/2024

Let’s have some tasty new edible cards for September doggy celebrations 🍁 🥳 🐶

We’re still holding off on Christmas, so don’t worry. 😅

Here are a selection of some terrifically tasty cards 😋 … Not just birthdays 🚫 🎂… That you can treat your with pooch this month. 👏

Dunno about you, but I always go a bit giddy in the autumn time. 🤪🧡🤎❤️🧡🤎❤️

I thought I’d do a throwback to remind myself that we are a company run by a very small team! 👏Say hello to the lesser s...
27/08/2024

I thought I’d do a throwback to remind myself that we are a company run by a very small team! 👏

Say hello to the lesser seen Matthew aka my other half & Head of keeping me mentally stable. He doesn’t like having his picture taken very much, so here’s one from the time I made him pose with a lil award we won. We’d had a couple of shandy’s so he was game! 🍻

During that time known as lockdown & covid, I was sad, I felt like I’d lost my way & all I wanted to do was work for myself, yet I didn’t have the balls, funds nor confidence to take the leap. 🫣

In steps Matthew, he supports me every day & gave me the kick up the arse I needed to believe i could have my own business. 💪

He does so much behind the scenes in the business - he’s created our bespoke manufacturing Scoffice & operationally, runs the show. ⚙️

I want him to take more credit, but he just isn’t that kinda person.

It can be pretty intense at times working together, and we’re not very good at switching off from the work chat ever, but along with Maxwell & Bert, Scoff Paper is our family member & we cherish it like we do our humans and doggies. 🥰

We absolutely love working together (don’t we Matthew?!). It’s quite mad how this universe really does have a plan for us all eh. 🧡

Ok, cheese ball moment over 🧀

Could you / do you work with your partner or are we actually quite mad?! 😂

We all know dogs can read & they can definitely talk to us in their very own special way. 🧡I always work out what accent...
01/08/2024

We all know dogs can read & they can definitely talk to us in their very own special way. 🧡

I always work out what accent my dogs would have if they spoke human. It makes me happy thinking about that.

Anyone else?!



Scoff Paper en français s’il vous plaît 🇫🇷 🧡Here’s a little insight into some of the cards we work on for other countrie...
31/07/2024

Scoff Paper en français s’il vous plaît 🇫🇷 🧡

Here’s a little insight into some of the cards we work on for other countries. 🌍

This is an edible doggy birthday card for the lovely parts of the world that speak French! 👀

We’ve sold these cards not only in France but also in Canada 🇨🇦, Belgium 🇧🇪, Switzerland 🇨🇭 and Luxembourg 🇱🇺!

Aside from French, we’ve made ranges of cards in Italia 🇮🇹, Spanish 🇪🇸, German 🇩🇪 and Dutch 🇳🇱 so far and I just love that Scoff Paper cards are enjoyed by people all around the world.

It turns out we’re all a bit dog mad, no matter where we live! ✌️

Yeah… It’s August next week 🤯All August dogs need one of these 🐶
26/07/2024

Yeah… It’s August next week 🤯

All August dogs need one of these 🐶

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Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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