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Halloween cards are coming alive this week 🪦🎃💀👻 Channeling your dogs inner werewolf… This new range of edible halloween cards are so scary they’re actually scared chicken flavour! Muhahahaha 👻 Can you spot our new card in the vid? I’ll give you a clue… it’s a bit ghostly 👻 #halloween2024 #doghalloween #doghalloweenparty #halloweendogtreats #halloweencards

Steal this for your next #dogbirthday card… Happy birthday to you, A year older - woo hoo! You’re so crazy, And so lazy, But I love you, it’s true. 🐶🧡 #ilovemydog #ukdogsofinsta #crazydoglady

Say hello to the No No Woman 👎👎 When the training is hard enough as it is, other people totally don’t ever get that guide dogs are actually not pets 🦮. I understand that they’re flippin’ gorgeous but it’s usually best that they’re left alone when you see them out and about. 🙏🏻 Absolutely everyone I know who’s trained guide dogs has had instances where people have come over and just started to stroke the dog or generally distract them 😤 One of my worst incidents was when a drunk bloke came over and tried to feed my dog some chips when we were out walking in Manchester in the day time. 🤬 I could’ve knocked his block off 🥊 Usually, its much more innocent reasons why people want to say hello to the doggos and I totally sympathise and I often feel a bit mean 😪 But, when I explain it, people usually understand that the doggies are doing a job and that job needs to be taken seriously 😊👍 #guidedogsuk #guidedogintraining #sundaydogwalk #nono

Behind the camera is actually a really anxious girlie, that pushes herself out of her comfort zone every single day. But would sometimes rather be alone in a quiet room, with a jar of tartare sauce. 👀 #btsloveyourself #smallbizlife #behindthemask #ediblecardsfordogs

This is one for the overly loving #dogmamas (and papas) 🐶🧡 You work really hard raising an extra special fur baby and it’s about time you deserve a little bit of the credit. So if you’ve work hard enough to merit your legendary doggy parent status, then you’re gonna wanna use this for your dog’s next birthday card… 🎂 🐶 Save this post so you don’t forget 🔖

How Loki became a star of the big screen 📺 ⭐️🐶 I bang on about him all the time but Loki really was an amazing doggo 🦮 But he did have his moments of madness. 🤪 One time during lockdown, Matthew started growing corn on the cobs in the garden. 🌽 They got to about 4ft tall and corn started sprouting out and everything… He was really pleased with them… Until one day, in what seemed like seconds, Loki had decided he was going to harvest the crops himself! 😳 He tore them all down, ate all the corn, ate quite a lot of the storks too and just left splinters and leaves on the floor. 😬 So when Rylan was talking about how amazingly well behaved Loki is, Matthew had a few choice words to say about that 🙊😂 Other than those kind of incidents, Loki was and still is an absolute hero. He now lives on a boat on the canal and even helps his mum Tracey with opening and closing the locks. 🥹 What a guy🧡 #guidedogsuk #oneshow #bbc #sundaydog

Two things that have happened to me 🤮 💨 #wouldyourather #dogproblems #dogpoopordogpuke😂

The most popular doggy names this year 👀 as ordered through our online store so far this year. I think some may come as a bit of a surprise. I feel like we’ve had a lot of Barneys lately.. But they didn’t even make the list 😮 In other news, on a dog walk, I met a Labrador called Phil the other day 😂 love that name for a dog 🧡🐶 #mondaydog

Steal this for your friend’s dog’s birthday card… 🐶🧡 It’s your birthday - Are you surprised that I knew? Well, your parents have told me all about you. They’ve never shut up, Since you were a pup, They’re obsessed with all that you do. 🥰🐶 #happysundayeveryone #sundaydogday

Training guidies has shaped my life in more ways than just my love of dogs… 👀 Maybe they helped me choose my life partner too? 🥰 🤔 It’s funny how magic can happen in the most unexpected ways. 🤣💩🐕

Halloween is not long away now… 👻 Well, it is a while away... But a girl’s gotta prep. 😅 So, I’m asking you lovely people to decide what you think would look best on our new edible doggy Halloween card. We’ve already have howling werewolves 🐺 and trick or treating pooches 😈 so this year I’m wanting to create something new and extra ghoulish.😱 We’ve got loads of ideas for all kinds of doggy scariness and I want you to decide what we go with. The options are: Vampire 🧛 Devil 👹 Zombie 🧟 Pumpkin 🎃 Ghost 👻 Please let me know your choice in the comments. 🙏 #halloweendogs #halloweendogideas #halloweengiftideas

I genuinely started with the whole edible dog car thing by thinking it was just a nice treat to give to your dog in their birthday. Never in my wildest dreams did I think people would send my edible doggy cards for all kinds of occasions… especially ones with such heartfelt messages. I didn’t realise that our cards aren’t just for the dogs to enjoy, they’re also for the doggy parents. Sending a card to the dog of a friend or family member is an indirect way of you acknowledging the dog as an important member of that persons family - I see that now and it makes me even prouder 🧡 #dogcommunity #dogsarefamilytoo #doginclusive #scoffpaper #dogfriendly #womaninbusiness #smallbizlife #creativebusinessowner

Something you never knew about a Cavapoo! 🐶 Here’s Ralphie celebrating his first birthday - He’s an F1B Cavapoo and you can watch this reel 👀 to find out what that means. 🤔 He’s also a lot gorgeous. 😍 #cavapoo #cavapooworld #f1bcavapoo #cavapoos_of_instagram #cavapoolovers #cavapoolove

Send this poem to someone who struggled with moulting dogs 🐕 they will feel my pain 😂 If your dog is a big moulter, this poem is for them! As you can see from the video, our Bert is a massive moulter. In the past we’ve had golden retrievers who have been crazy shedders, but Bert trumps them all. Every day he gets groomed and every day is the same. I also have to hoover the whole house every day… and he doesn’t even go upstairs! His hair sure does though. 😤 It’s a never ending story with Bert, we go to great lengths to get rid of it all and the very next day he’s back with a shedload more. He’s kind like that. 😂 Shout out to @groomi_uk because without this little device I don’t know where we’d be. Probably trapped under a mountain of dog hair, if I’m being honest. Happy Sunday to the moulters and their hard working parents x

Stories you never get told about guide dogs 🦮 So I’ve had 16 guide dog pups so far and Alfie was number 2.. After the legendary Ian. 🦮 Alfie was a ball of energy and he never stopped jumping around and causing mayhem - and knicking my bras! But you know what, he was a pup then, and now he’s a fully working guide dog… and has been for years. The things that a lot do people don’t realise is that guide dogs, although amazingly intelligent, are still dogs. They are still the fun loving, and sometimes quite silly, playful characters that all other dogs are. 🤪 But once the harness goes on, they know it’s time to work and that’s what makes them such heroes. 🙌 This story about Alfie kind of says it all about how even the crazy ones can go on to do great things. 👏 Me and my mum always laugh about this story whenever we remember Alfie lad 🥰 #guidedogsuk #guidedogsintraining #guidedogs #funnydogstuff #dogstories #puppyraiser #puppyraising #naughtydogs

Doggies, I can only apologies for my fellow humans 🙊 I have no idea if this is someone being affectionate to their dog or not 🤷‍♀️ I’d like to think these were words of love 🤞🤣 #gotchaday #doglovers #scoffpaper #ediblecardsfordogs

School holidays have never been so dangerous 😂 Week two of Scoffice work through the summer. We’re all loving every minute of it, I even have the bruises to prove it 🤕🤣 Love our scoffice fam 🧡 #ouch #scofficelife #ediblecardsfordogs