21/12/2024
Oh, jingle bells,
Your stable rug smells,
Your turnouts covered in s**t,
Send them here,
Have no fear,
I will deal with it.
Oh, jingle bells,
Fleece stinks like hell,
Stable sheet has a rip,
Oh what fun it is to have a horse,
I'll save their rugs from the tip.
Have a great Christmas everyone.
Terms and conditions.
You will not get christmas day to yourself and family. Any new clothes received on the day will soon become yard clothes. Your horse will probably consume more Guinness than you. Their presents will exceed the cost of yours.πππ