Wisteria Horsebox Hire

Wisteria Horsebox Hire Self drive horse box hire in an easy to drive 3.5 tonne lorry � based in Crowborough, East Sussex Transportation service
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Permanently closed.
17/09/2021

Service update - we aren’t taking any future bookings for self drive hire. We’re taking some time off after an extremely busy summer.

Thank you to all our lovely customers who have been a delight to deal with! Unfortunately we’ve had our fair share of not so great customers this year too and poor Winston has seen some damage that has been stressful to resolve. These customers unfortunately ruin it for the honest ones.

Take care and stay safe

Lucy and Winston x

🚛 Last Minute Cancellation for this Weekend! 🚛Weekends are booked up for the next 6 weeks so grab it while you can! PM t...
12/08/2021

🚛 Last Minute Cancellation for this Weekend! 🚛

Weekends are booked up for the next 6 weeks so grab it while you can! PM to book!

Pumpkin you little super star ⭐️
28/07/2021

Pumpkin you little super star ⭐️

Okay, hands up if that brought a tear to your eye... 🙋‍♀️ Team GB's Charlotte Dujardin and Gio score a whopping 88.543% and take the dressage individual bronze at Tokyo 2020 🥉

27/07/2021

CAREER OPPORTUNITY

Coming into the National hunt season once again, we will likely be looking for a rider Monday-Friday mornings and someone to be able to go racing/drive the lorry and take charge of the horses whilst at the races. The opportunity to travel round the country and be involved in some really exciting days with the horses and team/owners, of which we are incredibly lucky to have some amazing owners supporting the yard with some exciting horses.

Must be a confident and competent rider that has initiative and being reliable is vital. Experience in youngsters is a bonus and the ability to break in would be a huge bonus but not essential.
Hours are flexible as we are a very laid back relaxed yard, and can work around each other.
Must be a person that will easily fit in around our daily lifestyle (sometimes that might include rescuing an escaped sheep somewhere 🤣) and be able to drink and eat their body weight in tea and biscuits in our farm house kitchen when the days are damp!

We are a kind and laid back family who will welcome you into our home, and will always make sure your looked after, lovely horses to ride and deal with, and a very calm relaxed atmosphere here and around the yard/farm.

Wage depends on hours, age and experience.

Accommodation may be an option for a single person if needed (to be discussed).

This job will be available in or around the start of September.

Please message me either on here or on my email or mobile (both are available on this page).

24/07/2021

And this is exactly why we have a full wall!! 🤣

30/06/2021

What an opportunity! And cake is included! 🤩

J U LY 🚛 D E A L SWe are extending our amazing weekend hire rate throughout July - £150 for 2 full days weekend hire, wi...
18/06/2021

J U LY 🚛 D E A L S

We are extending our amazing weekend hire rate throughout July - £150 for 2 full days weekend hire, with collection the Friday night before and late drop off on the Sunday if needed!

Just £100 deposit. Based in Crowborough, East Sussex. Standard full day hire rate just £85 if you fancy just the one outing.

C A N C E L L A T I O N - This Saturday 12th June! Saturdays are like gold dust, so grab a last minute one now - just £8...
09/06/2021

C A N C E L L A T I O N - This Saturday 12th June!

Saturdays are like gold dust, so grab a last minute one now - just £85 🚛

🚛 Last minute availability for this Sunday!! 🚛PM to secure 🐎
02/06/2021

🚛 Last minute availability for this Sunday!! 🚛

PM to secure 🐎

We still have some availability left in June 🐎🚛 Plus we’re still offering our 🚛 A M A Z I N G TWO DAY D E A L 🚛£150 for ...
01/06/2021

We still have some availability left in June 🐎🚛

Plus we’re still offering our

🚛 A M A Z I N G TWO DAY D E A L 🚛

£150 for any two days booked together! That’s just £75 per day!

www.wisteriahorseboxhire.co.uk

J U N E 🚛 D E A L SWe are extending our amazing weekend hire rate throughout June - £150 for 2 full days weekend hire, w...
17/05/2021

J U N E 🚛 D E A L S

We are extending our amazing weekend hire rate throughout June - £150 for 2 full days weekend hire, with collection the Friday night before and late drop off on the Sunday if needed!

Just £100 deposit. Based in Crowborough, East Sussex. Standard full day hire rate just £85 if you fancy just the one outing.

C A N C E L L A T I O N  - Weekend of 15th & 16th May A rare cancellation has come up, our only weekend left in May! Ava...
27/04/2021

C A N C E L L A T I O N - Weekend of 15th & 16th May

A rare cancellation has come up, our only weekend left in May! Available on our special discounted rate of £140 for both days or standard individual day rate £85.

Collection the night before if needed 🚛☀️

Based in Crowborough, East Sussex.

www.wisteriahorseboxhire.com

🚛🦄 We’re still running our end of lock down special offer - TWO full days hire for £140! 🚛 They don’t need to be consecu...
16/04/2021

🚛🦄 We’re still running our end of lock down special offer - TWO full days hire for £140!

🚛 They don’t need to be consecutive
🚛 They can be taken as 1/2 days if needed
🚛 Collection the night before subject to bookings

Subject to our usual T&Cs. Message us for availability!

www.wisteriahorseboxhire.co.uk

Based in Crowborough, East Sussex.

Winston had the pleasure of taking Puzzle and Digby to their PC rally today, thanks for the photo guys! 🚛 www.wisteriaho...
07/04/2021

Winston had the pleasure of taking Puzzle and Digby to their PC rally today, thanks for the photo guys! 🚛

www.wisteriahorseboxhire.co.uk

I actually took my own little mare out in Winston today! Fab morning XC schooling 🦄🚛
03/04/2021

I actually took my own little mare out in Winston today! Fab morning XC schooling 🦄🚛

Cancellation for Easter Sunday! 🚛 Special rate of £85 for the day! We’re getting very booked up throughout April so grab...
31/03/2021

Cancellation for Easter Sunday! 🚛

Special rate of £85 for the day!

We’re getting very booked up throughout April so grab a bargain and take advantage of the good ground ☀️

Delighted to hear Aced It won! Safe travels home in Winston this evening 🖤
28/03/2021

Delighted to hear Aced It won! Safe travels home in Winston this evening 🖤

Just absolutely delighted for Crowd Racing and the team involved after another incredible win from Aced It and Jack Mitchell up at Doncaster. A bit speechless at the moment! He is a very special horse....

Good luck to Aced It this afternoon at Doncaster. Keeping our fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
28/03/2021

Good luck to Aced It this afternoon at Doncaster. Keeping our fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻

We have made it safely to Doncaster this morning with our lovely Aced It. We unfortunately didn’t get the rain we wanted for him, which we have always thought he needed on the turf, but he has good form in his maidens on the faster ground so may well handle it. We have been in discussions with the owners over the last 24 hours really weighing up the pros and cons and we decided to go and find out if he will handle the conditions today, if he doesn’t then we know for the future and Jack (Mitchell) will look after him for another day.
Ace is in great form at home and really well in himself, his prep has gone well for this particular race which we have had in mind for weeks now, and we are taking our chance today with him.
To return safe and sound is all that matters, and I’m sure we will find out plenty more about him after this run.
He has done his job for us already and owes none of us anything, but we are hopeful he’s still improving and will see the best of him to come this season 🤞
Good luck to all connections and the beautiful Ace and Jack Mitchell.

25/03/2021

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We can’t wait to get back out there! We have some mid week availability for just £60 for a half days hire!! 🚛
25/03/2021

We can’t wait to get back out there!

We have some mid week availability for just £60 for a half days hire!! 🚛

Busy week for Winston, finishing with a late night race trip to Chelmsford with this handsome chap! 🚛
20/03/2021

Busy week for Winston, finishing with a late night race trip to Chelmsford with this handsome chap! 🚛

Yay!!!! We can’t wait! Lovely local venue to us, book now to make the most of our 2 x full day hire offer for just £140!...
18/03/2021

Yay!!!! We can’t wait! Lovely local venue to us, book now to make the most of our 2 x full day hire offer for just £140!

YES you heard right 😉🚛

ROLL ON APRIL!

We are now taking bookings for 31 March onwards. Numbers will be limited. Please book early! www.lodgefarmcrosscountry.co.uk

We also have some exciting diary dates up our sleeves (pandemic permitting), so watch this space! 👀🐎

🚛🚛 End of lockdown special 🚛🚛 Any TWO days hire for £140 - that’s only £70 a day for a full days hire 😁🚛 They don’t need...
08/03/2021

🚛🚛 End of lockdown special 🚛🚛

Any TWO days hire for £140 - that’s only £70 a day for a full days hire 😁

🚛 They don’t need to be consecutive days
🚛 Includes weekend days subject to availability
🚛 Collection the night before subject to availability

Subject to all our usual T&C’s, including 200 miles per day, full equine breakdown etc and available throughout March/April.

Based in Crowborough, East Sussex

05/03/2021

Another fantastic venue opening up! Wisteria horse box hire still has availability from April 1st 🚛🐴

We’re so excited about this, and it’s at one of our favourite venues too!
04/03/2021

We’re so excited about this, and it’s at one of our favourite venues too!

It’s what you’ve all been waiting for...

A WIMPY WEEKENDER Daaarrrrn Saaarrffff!!!

LIVE on the website now... only 35 mounted and 15 unmounted spaces!

GO GO GO!!!

https://wimpyeventer.com/product/wimpy-weekender-august-2021/

We still have availability for this fantastic ride! We offer transport on a self drive hire basis in a beautiful 3.5 ton...
03/03/2021

We still have availability for this fantastic ride!

We offer transport on a self drive hire basis in a beautiful 3.5 tonne lorry 🚛

Check us out www.wisteriahorseboxhire.co.uk

EXCITING NEWS........ Save The Date!!

22/02/2021

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22/01/2021

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(Never want to) Own A Pony Experience Day

Here at Jamie Wright Equestrian we know that horses are an expensive business and therefore we have developed our 'own a pony experience day' for parents who want to put their children off ever wanting to going near a pony again.

Own a pony experience days are generally held in the depths of winter to try and ensure wet, cold and blustery weather. The day usually starts and ends in darkness and with any luck either miserably wet or freezing.

Meet and Greet.

Your child will be met at the yard gates by a grumpy and sour groom who passionately dislikes children if not all people in general. The groom has very low tolerance levels and will swear at every opportunity making it a very unsavoury work environment.

Meet your pony.

Your child’s pony for the day will have a similar temperament to its groom with the added bonus that it bites and kicks at every opportunity.

Stable management.

Your child will have the opportunity to wade half a mile through muddy tracks to turn out their pony (wellington boots with holes in will be provided), they will then have the chance to muck out its deep littered stable which has not been cleaned out since the last experience day.

Meet the professionals.

Having brought the pony back in from the muddy fields your child will find they are unable to ride as the pony has now got a missing shoe or is lame. They now get to experience what it is like to wait an hour or two in the rain for a vet or farrier to turn up in an emergency.

Lunch.

Your child will take lunch in a damp, mouldy caravan which has no heating, washing or toilet facilities. They will get to watch reruns of the dressage at this years Olympia while the grumpy groom constantly criticizes all the riders whilst muttering that it should have been her riding there had she not taken a job as a mothers ******* help earlier in her career.

The show experience.

Your child will get excited about going to a show and get to spend hours primping and polishing their pony and its tack. Then spent half an hour trying to load it on the lorry. They will then experience the utter disappointment of the lorry having a flat battery/tyre and not going to the show.

The equine shopping experience.

Your child will be taken to a local tack shop where they will spend all the money they have on a rug for the pony who is a compulsive rug ripper.

The human shopping experience.

By now your child will be smelling like a dead badger, covered in mud, hay and straw. Their final experience of the day is to go grocery shopping in the local Waitrose so they can experience the looks of disgust from all the ladies buying quinoa and avocados.

We hope that your child will be so discouraged by the day that they’ll want to spend their days hanging out at shopping malls or staying in to play on their Xbox or phones. The cost for the day is a mere £650 which might sound expensive but is around the cost of 1 months part livery, so just imagine your savings in the long run.

Disclaimer.

Despite our best efforts, some children will still want a pony. Unfortunately there is no cure for this sort of child so prepare yourselves for empty bank accounts and a lack of holidays.

We got this 💪🏼☔️🙈
21/01/2021

We got this 💪🏼☔️🙈

10/01/2021

Let them be horses.

Turn them out, let them run.
Let them buck, let them leap, rather in the field than the arena, right?

Give them a herd, even a herd of two.
Let them be with other horses, what’s a life without friends?

Give them downtime, not just days off riding, but days to enjoy life.
Happy horses are trainable horses.

Take the rug off, let them feel the sun.
Let them roll in the mud, a little dirt never hurt anyone.

Escape the arena and explore, don’t stick to the well worn path.
The most beautiful places are usually found by accident.

Showing them how much you love them doesn’t have to come from buying expensive things.

You can buy every rug, all the boots, the best tack, wash them, groom them, feed them, put them in the best yard, with the best facilities and wrap them up in cotton wool, but one day you’ll realise the best thing you could possibly do...
.. is just let them be horses.

Credit is cromwellandlucy 😊😊 brilliantly written and so very true 💖💖

Busy day at Wisteria HQ! ☑️ Emergency vet trip ☑️ In the snow ❄️ ☑️ In lockdown 3.0 ☑️ With a horse that’s never loaded ...
07/01/2021

Busy day at Wisteria HQ!

☑️ Emergency vet trip
☑️ In the snow ❄️
☑️ In lockdown 3.0
☑️ With a horse that’s never loaded before 🐴

A successful trip!

We’re still open for all your equine essential trips during lockdown, let us know if we can help!

Happy New Year to all our lovely clients and their 4 legged friends! We are still open to provide emergency transport th...
01/01/2021

Happy New Year to all our lovely clients and their 4 legged friends!

We are still open to provide emergency transport throughout the lock down period, so please don’t hesitate to get in touch should you need us. Stay safe everyone 🐴 xx

A massive thank you to all our wonderful clients who have made this testing year a little bit brighter ✨We wish you all ...
24/12/2020

A massive thank you to all our wonderful clients who have made this testing year a little bit brighter ✨

We wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Stay safe and we look forward to seeing you in 2021.

Lucy xx

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Very well said!!
19/12/2020

Very well said!!

Somewhere in the world, the 2028 Olympic champion is a foal out in a field. He’s ewe-necked, sickle-hocked, downhill and shaggy, with a club foot and a chunk of mane missing, because his buddy chewed it off.

Somewhere in the world, there’s a young horse that everyone says is too short to make it big. In three years, he’ll be jumping the standards, but right now he’s fat and short and no one is paying him any mind.

Somewhere in the world there’s a 7-year-old who can’t turn right, and a 10-year-old who has not shown the ability to put more than two one-tempis together without losing it, and a 14-year-old who hasn’t yet reached his peak, and all of them will be at the next Olympic Games.

Somewhere else in the world, there’s a rider who is thinking of packing it in. Maybe the bills are getting out of control, or she’s killing herself to get enough help in her own riding development because she’s having to spend all her time riding and teaching to make ends meet and change needs to happen, and she’s wondering if it’s worth it. She’s thinking it’s time to just give up and be a local trainer, to shelve her dreams of international competition. And then she’s going to shake off the doubt, double down, and make a team in the next 15 years.

Somewhere in the world, one of the next great team riders is 9 years old and couldn’t tell if she was on the right posting diagonal if her life depended on it.

Somewhere in the world there’s a future team rider who just got told that she’ll never make it because she’s too chubby, because she’s too short, because she’s too late.

There are horses who will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars that will never amount to anything, and there are horses who will be touted as the Next Big Thing only to be never seen or heard from again, and there are horses who will fly under the radar until suddenly they’re setting the world on fire.

There are riders who will win Junior and Young Rider competitions only to quit riding completely, riders who will be touted as the Next Big Thing only to get stuck in their comfort zones and never come to fruition, and there are riders who will make their first Olympic team at 50, at 55, at even older than that.

And yes, there are the horses that will be brilliant from day one, and there are the riders for whom success both comes early and stays late. But more often than not, history has shown that the unlikely story, the horse who was passed over in favor of his more expensive stablemate, the rider who no one saw coming, is the more likely path to greatness.

Credit and written by Lauren Sprieser at Chronicle Of The Horse

15/12/2020

We had the pleasure of transporting these amazing guys to their training session this weekend, incredible horses and so well behaved!

❄️🚛 Christmas Special ❄️🚛 £75 for a full days hire, every day until the end of December! www.wisteriahorseboxhire.com
14/12/2020

❄️🚛 Christmas Special ❄️🚛

£75 for a full days hire, every day until the end of December!

www.wisteriahorseboxhire.com

Lock down is very nearly over and we’re getting ready for a busy December at Wisteria HQ! We can offer a much better tra...
25/11/2020

Lock down is very nearly over and we’re getting ready for a busy December at Wisteria HQ!

We can offer a much better transport alternative than the below... message us for availability 🚛😆

21/11/2020

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