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This page will be showing the day to day life of our family pets and their babies.

We will be showing you how they are growing and the daily progress they are making from the date of birth until they find their new forever homes and families

23/12/2023

Merry Christmas 🎅

30/08/2023

Mr Cooper 🥰🥰 handsome and very happy 😍🥰

29/08/2023

Found it on Golden retriever page 😂😂😂😂 hope u enjoy reading 😂😂

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your golden retriever.

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below.

Although your golden retriever comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the dog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your golden retriever suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your golden to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your golden retriever comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open your Golden’s zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your golden retriever is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do.

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your golden retriever.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.

Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

25/08/2023

Beautiful Miss Winnie 🥰🥰🥰

24/08/2023

Another handsome and happy boy 🥰🥰😍😍 Mr Nugget

24/08/2023

Handsome and happy Mr Nev 🥰🥰🥰

20/08/2023

Beautiful Miss Ruby 🥰🥰😍😍

19/08/2023

Miss Winnie 🥰🥰🥰🥰

19/08/2023

Bit of cuteness in the morning 🥰
Mr Cooper 🥰🥰

16/08/2023

Adults on holiday 😂😂😂

15/08/2023

Looks like Winnie is having a good play time 🥰😍

15/08/2023

Winnie with her new best friend Luna 🥰🥰🥰🥰

13/08/2023

All the babies have found forever loving homes 🥰🥰🥰

Here is Winnie 🥰🥰😍😍😍

12/08/2023

Winnie coming back from BBQ 😂😂😂😂

12/08/2023

Cooper 🥰🥰🥰 (Mr Blacky) in a loving home 🥰🥰 look how happy he is🥰🥰🥰

12/08/2023

Look at that 🥰🥰 Mr Nev met his older sister Jura 🥰🥰🥰🥰

12/08/2023

Cuddles with Daddy 🥰

12/08/2023

Everyday Winnie can find new positions to get some milk 😂😂😂

11/08/2023

Winnie is watching tv with Matt 😂😂😂

11/08/2023

Parents are playing and Winnie is watching 😂😂

10/08/2023

Miss Ruby🥰🥰🥰🥰

10/08/2023

Happy Mr Cooper 🥰🥰 finally in new forever home 🥹🥹 look how happy he is 🥰🥰😍😍

10/08/2023

Mr Cooper (Blacky) went to a new home with a lovely young couple who just fall in love with him 🥰

Keep fingers crossed that everything goes well with them 🥰🥰🥹🥹

10/08/2023

Mr Blacky 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰

10/08/2023

Mr Blacky and Miss Winnie are enjoying the weather 😂😂🥰🥰

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