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Cool, friendly, enthusiastic dog walker. Insured, DBS checked, and ready to go. Covering East Grinstead, Lingfield, Dormansland

04/06/2025

Here's Meg as John Cleese, Bailey as Ronnie Barker, and Max as Ronnie Corbett, recreating the famous class sketch from The Frost Report in 1966. Needless to say we had a lot of fun

Tune in tomorrow when they recreate the chandelier scene from Only Fools and Horses, with Meg as Del Boy, Bailey as Rodney, and Max as Grandad..

30/05/2025

This is Robson. On Fridays we drive around East Grinstead (...and surrounding areas) together, dealing with anti-social behaviour, petty crime, and repremanding scum. We're tough on crime, and tough on the causes of crime. We make Turner & H***h look like Hinge and Bracket.

Usually Robson's either chain-smoking, eating a hotdog, barking in a New York accent, or singing the theme tune to Minder with me, while we sit in a lay-by together, but here he is posing for the local newspaper, after another successful methodist church drug bust..

16/05/2025

Here's Galahad, outside Domino's, at 8.42 this morning. He got bored of walking so did some busking instead. His short set list comprised of...

Nilsson - Without You
Madonna - Papa Don't Preach
Enya - Orinoco Flow
T'Pau - China in Your Hand
Natalie Inbruglia - Torn
Right Said Fred - I'm too Sexy

He made £5.36, signed some autographs, and made lots of people very happy..

08/01/2025

The Bichon in red
Is walking with me, cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me (and Mikey, Scamp and Chloe)
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly knowwww, this canine by my side
I'll never forget, the way you barked tonight

*copyright - C deBurgh/P Newman*

23/12/2024

This year's car boot Nativity...

Lottie and Robson as Mary and Joseph, and Honey as Baby Jesus. I just told Emmy she'll have to be the Three Wise Men and she not not happy about it.

Merry Christmas, dog lovers everywhere 🎅🐕⛄️🎄

24/05/2024

Galahad's had all his hair shaved off, and now he looks like a beautiful black and white cow, so we took this photo this morning as a homage to Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother album cover..

03/05/2024

After Tuesday's walk, as I was harnessing this lot up, they all suddenly put on dark glasses and miniature black wigs, lit a fag each, tried to look all sullen, and then Pappy said 'we're all Lou Reed'. And then they sang this to me..

Such a perfect walk
Play tennis ball in the park
And then later
When it gets dark we chew bone
Just a perfect walk
You make us forget ourselves
We thought we were someone else
Someone good

Oh, it's such a perfect walk
We're glad we spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect walk
You just keep us hanging on
You just keep us hanging onnn...

24/04/2024

Treatspotting.

Starring..
Louis as Begbie
Esme as Spud
Bailey as Renton
Max as Sick Boy
Meg as Diane

Choose life. Choose dog walks. Choose dog treats. Choose lamp-posts. Choose having puppies. Choose tennis balls. Choose being sick on Paul's back seat. Choose expensive pet insurance. Choose a fancy dog crate. Choose sniffing each others bums. Choose the most expensive collar in the world. Choose sleeping all day. Choose The Littlest Hobo. Choose Pedigree Chum. Choose Chappie. Choose East Court. Choose muddy puddles. Choose ruining Paul's upholstery. Choose going round in circles while skidding your bum along the grass coz you've not wiped your arse properly. Choose fleas. Choose not having to give a s**t about anything. Choose zero responsibilities. Choose being a man's best friend. And a woman's best friend. Choose being loved. Choose life..

12/03/2024

'Paul, we know you can't control the weather, we get that, and we know that none of this has been your fault, but please just promise us one thing, that after you've dropped us home today we'll never ever have to see you ever again'..

18/01/2024

Had these four in the back this afternoon..

Louis - 'Oi, Fatboy slim in the front, you've not done a facebook post this year'
Esme - 'Yeah, Mr 7 Likes, do one of your unfunny posts'
Pappy - 'He's too busy eating and watching Bargain Hunt'
Bella - 'Mr Success Story'
Esme - 'Give him another Mars bar'
Bella - 'Oi, look, rival dog walking van alert'
Pappy - 'Quick, Louis, do a moony out the window at her'
Louis - 'She's not even bloody indicating'
Esme - 'Right, don't let her out'
Pappy - 'She thinks she's better than you'
Louis - 'Yeah, just coz she's got a logo'
Esme - 'And an MOT'
Bella - 'I bet he posts all this'
Pappy - '2 likes'

09/01/2024

New dog alert!! He's a cutie, and his name's Bertie.

After the walk we sat in my car, went over a few things, and I got him to fill in his 'new dog' questionaire..

Name - Bertie
Age - Old enough
Birthplace - Not sure
Star Sign - Sagittarius
Height - 33cm
Eyes - Brown
Hair - Yes
Favourite TV Show - Repeats of The Bill on ITV4
Favourite Pop Star - Nik Kershaw and Fatboy Slim
Favourite Food - Curry
Favourite drink - Vodka and coke
Car - Don't drive yet
Girlfriend - Several
Pets - Errr, HELLO??
Best Concert - Coldplay
Favourite City - New York
Politics - Don't get me started
Childhood Hero - Wellard from Eastenders
Likes - Sitting about. Carol Decker from T'Pau.
Dislikes - Playing chess. Call the Midwife. Thatcher

14/12/2023

I sang this to Archie and Mason this afternoon, to the tune of Good King Wenceslas...

You are both such lovely dogs,
You are like my bay-bees.
Try to not get muddy much,
And don't go getting ray-bees.

Tomorrow we're gonna work on the next bit

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