Walkies - Dog walking service in East Grinstead

Walkies - Dog walking service in East Grinstead Cool, friendly, enthusiastic dog walker. Insured, DBS checked, and ready to go. Covering East Grinstead, Lingfield, Dormansland

The Bichon in redIs walking with me, cheek to cheekThere's nobody here, it's just you and me (and Mikey, Scamp and Chloe...
08/01/2025

The Bichon in red
Is walking with me, cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me (and Mikey, Scamp and Chloe)
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly knowwww, this canine by my side
I'll never forget, the way you barked tonight

*copyright - C deBurgh/P Newman*

This year's car boot Nativity...Lottie and Robson as Mary and Joseph, and Honey as Baby Jesus. I just told Emmy she'll h...
23/12/2024

This year's car boot Nativity...

Lottie and Robson as Mary and Joseph, and Honey as Baby Jesus. I just told Emmy she'll have to be the Three Wise Men and she not not happy about it.

Merry Christmas, dog lovers everywhere 🎅🐕⛄️🎄

Galahad's had all his hair shaved off, and now he looks like a beautiful black and white cow, so we took this photo this...
24/05/2024

Galahad's had all his hair shaved off, and now he looks like a beautiful black and white cow, so we took this photo this morning as a homage to Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother album cover..

After Tuesday's walk, as I was harnessing this lot up, they all suddenly put on dark glasses and miniature black wigs, l...
03/05/2024

After Tuesday's walk, as I was harnessing this lot up, they all suddenly put on dark glasses and miniature black wigs, lit a fag each, tried to look all sullen, and then Pappy said 'we're all Lou Reed'. And then they sang this to me..

Such a perfect walk
Play tennis ball in the park
And then later
When it gets dark we chew bone
Just a perfect walk
You make us forget ourselves
We thought we were someone else
Someone good

Oh, it's such a perfect walk
We're glad we spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect walk
You just keep us hanging on
You just keep us hanging onnn...

Treatspotting.Starring..Louis as BegbieEsme as SpudBailey as RentonMax as Sick BoyMeg as DianeChoose life. Choose dog wa...
24/04/2024

Treatspotting.

Starring..
Louis as Begbie
Esme as Spud
Bailey as Renton
Max as Sick Boy
Meg as Diane

Choose life. Choose dog walks. Choose dog treats. Choose lamp-posts. Choose having puppies. Choose tennis balls. Choose being sick on Paul's back seat. Choose expensive pet insurance. Choose a fancy dog crate. Choose sniffing each others bums. Choose the most expensive collar in the world. Choose sleeping all day. Choose The Littlest Hobo. Choose Pedigree Chum. Choose Chappie. Choose East Court. Choose muddy puddles. Choose ruining Paul's upholstery. Choose going round in circles while skidding your bum along the grass coz you've not wiped your arse properly. Choose fleas. Choose not having to give a s**t about anything. Choose zero responsibilities. Choose being a man's best friend. And a woman's best friend. Choose being loved. Choose life..

'Paul, we know you can't control the weather, we get that, and we know that none of this has been your fault, but please...
12/03/2024

'Paul, we know you can't control the weather, we get that, and we know that none of this has been your fault, but please just promise us one thing, that after you've dropped us home today we'll never ever have to see you ever again'..

Had these four in the back this afternoon..Louis - 'Oi, Fatboy slim in the front, you've not done a facebook post this y...
18/01/2024

Had these four in the back this afternoon..

Louis - 'Oi, Fatboy slim in the front, you've not done a facebook post this year'
Esme - 'Yeah, Mr 7 Likes, do one of your unfunny posts'
Pappy - 'He's too busy eating and watching Bargain Hunt'
Bella - 'Mr Success Story'
Esme - 'Give him another Mars bar'
Bella - 'Oi, look, rival dog walking van alert'
Pappy - 'Quick, Louis, do a moony out the window at her'
Louis - 'She's not even bloody indicating'
Esme - 'Right, don't let her out'
Pappy - 'She thinks she's better than you'
Louis - 'Yeah, just coz she's got a logo'
Esme - 'And an MOT'
Bella - 'I bet he posts all this'
Pappy - '2 likes'

New dog alert!! He's a cutie, and his name's Bertie.After the walk we sat in my car, went over a few things, and I got h...
09/01/2024

New dog alert!! He's a cutie, and his name's Bertie.

After the walk we sat in my car, went over a few things, and I got him to fill in his 'new dog' questionaire..

Name - Bertie
Age - Old enough
Birthplace - Not sure
Star Sign - Sagittarius
Height - 33cm
Eyes - Brown
Hair - Yes
Favourite TV Show - Repeats of The Bill on ITV4
Favourite Pop Star - Nik Kershaw and Fatboy Slim
Favourite Food - Curry
Favourite drink - Vodka and coke
Car - Don't drive yet
Girlfriend - Several
Pets - Errr, HELLO??
Best Concert - Coldplay
Favourite City - New York
Politics - Don't get me started
Childhood Hero - Wellard from Eastenders
Likes - Sitting about. Carol Decker from T'Pau.
Dislikes - Playing chess. Call the Midwife. Thatcher

I sang this to Archie and Mason this afternoon, to the tune of Good King Wenceslas...You are both such lovely dogs,You a...
14/12/2023

I sang this to Archie and Mason this afternoon, to the tune of Good King Wenceslas...

You are both such lovely dogs,
You are like my bay-bees.
Try to not get muddy much,
And don't go getting ray-bees.

Tomorrow we're gonna work on the next bit

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Car Boot Nativity.....Starring Emmy and Mikey as Mary and Joseph, Esme as Little Ba...
13/12/2023

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Car Boot Nativity...
..Starring Emmy and Mikey as Mary and Joseph, Esme as Little Baby Jesus, and Pappy, Scamp, and Louis as The Three Wise Pups. Aldi dog treats as gold, frankincense and myrrh. A muddy lay-by in Dormansland as Bethlehem. A Citroen Picasso as the stable...okokayyy, enough, ENOUGH!!

'Psst!! Hey fatso, come 'ere. Now listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once. My name is Max, ze sausage dog, and ...
21/11/2023

'Psst!! Hey fatso, come 'ere. Now listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once. My name is Max, ze sausage dog, and I am a master of disguise..'

Took this photograph today, of Emmy, Lottie, and Mikey.It's like a sad Victorian family portrait..
14/11/2023

Took this photograph today, of Emmy, Lottie, and Mikey.

It's like a sad Victorian family portrait..

Wednesday, 8th November. 10.56am. Nr Lingfield Station..Esme - 'Whose idea was this, I'm bloody drenched'Pappy - 'Me too...
08/11/2023

Wednesday, 8th November. 10.56am. Nr Lingfield Station..

Esme - 'Whose idea was this, I'm bloody drenched'
Pappy - 'Me too. This is s**t'
Mikey - 'I'm not going out walking with him anymore'
Pappy - 'Nor me. I might even report him''
Scamp - 'I think it's getting heavier'
Esme - 'what is, the rain, or fatso over there'
Louis - 'for the love of God, man, just take us home'
Scamp - 'My jacket's ruined'
Esme - 'My whole life's ruined'

Here's some sweet photos of Bailey wrapped up in a grubby towel. He looks like a cross between an Ewok, Mother Teresa, K...
17/10/2023

Here's some sweet photos of Bailey wrapped up in a grubby towel. He looks like a cross between an Ewok, Mother Teresa, Kenny Rogers in a nativity, and E.T on the front of Elliot's BMX. Yes, of course I'm sending them off for this years Countryfile calendar..

Here's Lottie and Monty earlier on. They called me fatso when I told them off for getting all muddy, so I cut their head...
17/10/2023

Here's Lottie and Monty earlier on. They called me fatso when I told them off for getting all muddy, so I cut their heads off and wedged them between the rear headrests..

Here's Pappy, Esme, and Louis just before todays walk. As you can see, they're all completely obsessed with Peaky Blinde...
28/09/2023

Here's Pappy, Esme, and Louis just before todays walk. As you can see, they're all completely obsessed with Peaky Blinders..

Meet The Hay Bale Bunch. AKA Scamp, Louis, Esme and Pappy. Four crime-solving teenage pups, usually found bombing about ...
13/09/2023

Meet The Hay Bale Bunch. AKA Scamp, Louis, Esme and Pappy. Four crime-solving teenage pups, usually found bombing about on their bmx's, doing wheelies, getting up to mischief, picking up litter, drinking Coca Cola, and looking for treasure..

Here's Mikey guarding a football he found on this morning's walk. He was very proud of it. 'Look, I'm like one of the Li...
15/08/2023

Here's Mikey guarding a football he found on this morning's walk. He was very proud of it. 'Look, I'm like one of the Lionesses', he said. 'Paul, if I put on some make up and started ironing, hoovering, and moaning at you all the time, do you think the England manager would think I was a woman and let me play in tomorrow's semi final?'

Needless to say I found Mikey's comment offensive and extremely sexist, so I kicked the ball into the river and then told him off..

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