
17/07/2025
🌪️ Dog Training 101: How NOT to Teach Recall… 🐾
So there I was… fresh-faced, full of enthusiasm, and ready to impress my new dog training client. The dog? A young, bouncy German Shepherd with Olympic sprinting potential. The goal? Demonstrate a flawless recall using a long line. Easy, right?
Reader, it was not.
Mid-demo, the shepherd spotted a gang of road workers across the field and decided they were clearly in desperate need of a cuddle. I, determined not to let go of the line, made a noble choice…
I held on.
Big mistake.
Picture this: me, skiing across a muddy field like some sort of budget Bond stunt double — except instead of a speedboat, I had a dog on a mission. I almost made it look cool. Until I face-planted.
Flat. On. My. Face.
Covered head to toe in mud.
Dignity? Nowhere to be found.
Meanwhile, the road workers applauded. I think one offered me a cuppa. The dog was, of course, delighted.
Moral of the story? Don’t do this when it’s slippery! And maybe bring a spare outfit.
🐕💨🛷