napcats

29/12/2023

😂😂

Pippy's chosen a life of leisure.

14/10/2023

A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.

27/09/2023

ENCOUNTERED a cat on the street but do not know how to react? Keep calm and follow these step-by-step actions laid down by overexcited girlfriends.

06/09/2023

So True 😹

05/06/2023

ONWARDS NOBLE STEAD!!!!!

12/04/2023

A MAN has come to realise that his main role in life is to serve his girlfriend’s cat.

13/03/2023

SOMETIMES your profound feelings towards your cat can only be captured in musical form, which is why you’ve updated these classics with new, feline lyrics.

09/03/2023

SPEAKING as a cat, I find the term 'pet' highly problematic.

23/02/2023

We sometimes hear about unusual names people give to their (human) babies. But it turns out that cats too can have names that are quite extraordinary.

23/02/2023

17/12/2022

A FAMILY cat is livid that his name was added to all the Christmas cards sent by his household without his permission.

09/12/2022

A CAT has vowed to destroy the six-foot Christmas tree currently in her living room.

04/12/2022

A CAT has very briefly considered not being an utter bastard.

19/11/2022

A CAT with five different beds has chosen to occupy a laptop computer.

16/10/2022

THE owners of a ginger cat are entirely unaware that it is locally notorious an absolute mental bastard.

24/09/2022

A CAT is incandescent with rage after his finely-honed hunting instincts failed to detect a man walking up behind him.

03/09/2022

A CAT that is used as a substitute child would like to live with some humans who are not mental, he has confirmed.

28/07/2022

A CAT thought to be missing has actually just been pi***ng it up with his mates for the last four days.

27/05/2022

A CAT has rejected the chance to go outside, despite having seemed incredibly keen to do so.

26/05/2022

A WOMAN was 10 minutes late for work after stopping to stroke a friendly cat in the street.