18/06/2024
In the realm of doggie lore,
Where pups and trainers battle more,
There dwell the keyboard warriors proud,
Their barking loud, their heads unbowed.
With dog pics posted, tails in frame,
They claim their dogs are free from shame.
No dog too wild, no trick too tough,
Their training methods always buff.
They argue over leashes, leads,
And kibble brands for canine needs.
To neuter or to keep intact,
Their wisdom shared in every fact.
The egomaniacs strut in,
With every dog they say they win.
Their selfies with their perfect pooch,
Their hashtags long as they encroach.
"Look at my dog," they love to boast,
"He's better trained than most, almost!"
From sit to stay, to fetch and heel,
They flaunt their skills with grand appeal.
They scorn the clicker, praise the prong,
Debate what's right, debate what's wrong.
From forums to the latest app,
Their doggie wisdom fills the gap.
But in the park, where dogs run free,
The truth is clear for all to see.
Their pooches pull, they bark and yelp,
And suddenly, they need some help.
For life with dogs is more than posts,
It's loving, caring, not just boasts.
So let them yap, let them declare,
Their dogs, their skills, beyond compare.
But we, who know the secret truth,
Will train with patience, love, and sleuth.
For in the end, it’s clear to see,
The best trained dogs bring harmony.