Happy Houndz

30/01/2024

09/12/2022

Just had a return customer (We’ve only been open 2 days!) and she said her dogs loved my homemade treats and she bought some more!! That makes me feel so good 😊 I know the treats I buy in are good but to hear that the ones I bake are awesome too is amazing feedback for me!! They are gluten free with doggy friendly peanut butter and a dash of honey 🍯 for the antioxidants and they come in 2 sizes.. 4 medium size biscuits for £1 or 2 large ones for £1.. Go on treat your doggie today!!

01/06/2022

Dog Theft: How Big is The Problem and How do You Prevent The Theft of Your Dog?

What is the National Canine Forensic DNA Data Base? How safe is your dog and how many dogs are actually being stolen each year. All these questions are answered in my latest CRIME ALERT Post below.

Colin Butcher
The Pet Detective

https://colinbutcherauthor.com/dog-theft-how-big-is-the-problem-and-how-do-you-prevent-the-theft-of-your-dog/

11/02/2022

Daisy, three, ran away from the garden of holiday home Holmhill Cottage after getting spooked on Monday January 31.

10/02/2022

The poisonous plant Dead Man's Finger has washed up on the shore area near Agnew Park in Stranraer. The parsnip-looking plant is very poisonous & should not be handled. Signage has been put up in & around the area. Dog walkers in particular should be wary in & around the area

10/02/2022

08/02/2022

08/02/2022

Unfortunately there’s been reports of a nasty doggy stomach gastro bug doing the rounds in the region , with local vets in CD and Dalbeattie saying they have seen cases in this area. 😕

(As Reported in the Standard /Galloway News last Friday by a vet)

Therefore, if your dog is showing any symptoms of this please reschedule your appointment until the sickness and diarrhoea has stopped for a least 5 days to prevent any further infection spreading.

It seems to be a really rotten bug so better to be on the more cautious side.

Thank you

Zoe 😊 🐾

02/02/2022

Lost Dog? DogLost reunites lost, stray and stolen dogs with their owners. Join the UK's biggest dog rescue community.

24/01/2022

Vets share advice for concerned pet owners after a spike in cases of gastroenteritis-like symptoms in dogs in Yorkshire and the surrounding areas.

22/01/2022

Just found the instructions that came with the dog!! Should have read them sooner 🙄😫😭🤣

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your greyhound. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your greyhound comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the greyhound ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your greyhound suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your greyhound to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Naming: your greyhound may come untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Drop it
No
What are you doing now
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Oi, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Di****ad
Ffs
Get that out your mouth

Software: Your greyhound is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What-the-hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your greyhound. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now

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15/01/2022

Ensure they are cared for if we are ever seriously ill, injured or otherwise

12/01/2022

We're sharing this article from the PDSA in regards to GDV to help raise awareness of what Jango went through and how to prevent it going forward. Overview GDV (a bloated, twisted stomach), is a painful, life-threatening condition that requires emergency treatment. Bloat and retching are the most co...

22/12/2021

10/11/2021