Balham Bark

Balham Bark Fabulous doggy store full of delicious doggy things. Located in Balham, south west London.

🐶💔 FAREWELL TO OUR FAVOURITE BOUNCY BOY, GEORGE! 💔🐶Oh, George. Where do we even begin?! For the past two years, our days...
23/03/2025

🐶💔 FAREWELL TO OUR FAVOURITE BOUNCY BOY, GEORGE! 💔🐶

Oh, George. Where do we even begin?! For the past two years, our days have been made brighter by the sight of you barging through our doors, tail wagging like a wind turbine, demanding hugs and (of course) a pocket full of treats. You never just walked in – you owned the place! And let’s be honest, your hoomans never stood a chance when you decided it was time for a pit stop at your favourite doggy store!

From your impeccable top knot to your obsession with our political dog toys (Trump was a particular favourite... or nemesis? We’ll let you decide), you’ve been one of the most special, loyal, and loveable customers we’ve ever had. Your hoomans always made sure you had the best of the best—treats, toys, and everything in between—and we loved seeing you get spoiled the way you deserved!

But now… you’re off to the Big Apple! And not just any old flight—oh no, George is jetting off in style on a PRIVATE JET with a pack of other lucky doggos. Excuse us while we try not to be jealous. (I did ask if I could sneak into his luggage, but apparently, that wasn’t part of the plan 😢.)

We’re going to miss you so much, George. London won’t be the same without your wiggly butt dragging your hoomans into our shop. But we know you’ll be living your best New York life. Just don’t forget us when you’re strutting down Fifth Avenue, okay? And trust us—you won’t find treats as good as ours over there! 😉

To George and his wonderful hoomans, THANK YOU for being part of our little family. If you ever find yourselves back in London, you must pop in for a proper reunion. Until then, enjoy every second of your new adventure! ❤️✈️🐾

26/02/2025

Love your dog so fiercely that when they're gone, the silence aches and their memories hug you in their place. 🐾🐾

19/01/2025

🎉 It’s Frida’s 14th Birthday! 🐾💖

We’re celebrating our world, our heart, our cheeky little black miniature schnauzer, Frida, who turns 14! 🎂 If you know us personally, you already know: everything revolves around her—and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

From the hours we work, to where we holiday, to whether or not we even leave the house—every decision is made with Queen Frida in mind. 🏡 Our furniture? Chosen for her comfort. Our duvets and pillows? Only the softest so she sleeps like royalty. 👑 And, of course, her meals and treats are the best for a healthy, happy life. Because when you’re the center of the universe, only the best will do!

Frida’s journey hasn’t been without challenges—recent health scares (suspected mini strokes) have reminded us how precious every moment is, but she’s a fighter and thankfully, she’s still bringing joy to every day. 🐶💪 We cherish every cuddle, every bark, every silly moment with her. Our walls are filled with her photos, and even our store logo is inspired by her silhouette. She’s not just our dog; she’s our inspiration and greatest love.

Happy Birthday, Frida! 🎉 Thank you for 14 incredible years of love and joy. Here’s to more treats, more naps, and more unforgettable moments together. 💕




💥NEW💥NEW💥NEW💥We’re bursting with excitement (and a store full of goodies)! 🦴 Check out our amazing new lineup of healthy...
16/01/2025

💥NEW💥NEW💥NEW💥

We’re bursting with excitement (and a store full of goodies)! 🦴 Check out our amazing new lineup of healthy, natural, and nutritious dog chews and treats – perfect for keeping your pups happy, healthy, and entertained.

🎉 We’ve got:
🐕 New sizes in our Ostrich Knuckles, Hairy Buffalo Ears, Venison Tendons, Rabbit Chews, training treats, Fish treats, Beef Flatties, Lamb braids, British Beef Braided Pizzles, Ostrich Tendons, and so much more! Our Doggy Deli is bursting as the seams with newness and old favourites!

But today’s star of the show?
👉 Brilliant Beef Collagen Chews – 100% Beef with Benefits!

❤ Why You’ll Love Them:
✔️ Bone-boosting Type I Collagen for stronger bones and better mobility
✔️ Digestive support for soothing sensitive tummies
✔️ Healthier skin, shinier coats with peptides and amino acids
✔️ High-protein, low-fat goodness for guilt-free chewing
✔️ Long-lasting chew that keeps dogs happy and mentally stimulated

💥 No additives. No fillers. Just 1 Ingredient – 100% Pure Beef.

🌟 Ready to give your doggo the treat they deserve?
Pop into our store today – these won’t last long!


🎉 It’s   in London! 🦴Looking for a guilt-free, long-lasting chew to keep your doggo busy and their tail wagging? Introdu...
14/01/2025

🎉 It’s in London! 🦴

Looking for a guilt-free, long-lasting chew to keep your doggo busy and their tail wagging? Introducing our brand-new 100% Natural Venison Tendon — a premium, nutritious chew that’s packed with flavour and health benefits!

🦌 Why your doggo will love it:

Made from 100% venison tendon — nothing but the good stuff.

Low in fat and super high in protein for lean, strong muscles.

Hypoallergenic and grain, gluten, and lactose-free — perfect for sensitive tummies.

Helps clean teeth by reducing tartar and plaque — keeping that smile bright!

Perfect for puppies over 12 weeks and adult dogs alike.

🌟 Sourced responsibly, these air-dried tendons are a natural way to satisfy your dog’s primal chewing instinct while supporting a balanced diet. Venison isn’t just delicious — it has fewer calories, less fat, and more iron than other meats.

🐾 Keep your dog entertained, happy, and healthy — it’s a win-win!


🐾 Have a great week everyone 🐾
13/01/2025

🐾 Have a great week everyone 🐾

🎉🐾 Happy New Year, everyone! 🐾🎉Wow, what a year it’s been! A big THANK YOU for your loyalty, your laughs, your wagging t...
01/01/2025

🎉🐾 Happy New Year, everyone! 🐾🎉

Wow, what a year it’s been! A big THANK YOU for your loyalty, your laughs, your wagging tails (and those of your furry friends 🐕). You’ve made 2024 paws-itively amazing!

As we dive into 2025, we can’t wait to see what the year throws at us (preferably squeaky tennis balls, please 🎾). We’re reopening tomorrow, Thursday, 2nd January, at 10am—ready to greet you all with wagging tails, big smiles, and maybe even some belly rubs (for the dogs, of course).

Here’s to a year full of treats, adventures, and fur-tastic memories! 🥂 Cheers to 2025—let’s make it the most paw-some year yet!

22/12/2024

🐾🎄 A Paws-itively Fabulous Christmas Visit! 🎄🐾

Guess who popped in yesterday for some festive shopping? None other than the dashing Tom the Cockerpoo, along with his lovely family! 🐶 Tom was on a mission to sniff out the best Christmas gifts, and let’s just say his taste is as impeccable as his fluffy ears.

Here’s what made the nice list 🎁:
🍹 Cocktail Shaker Toy – Tick!
🎉 Jean Paw Drooltier “Paw Homme” Perfume Toy – Tick!
🐙 Reef Octopus Toy – Tick, tick, tick!
I simply can't remember the rest but there were lots of full bags 🥰

While the family was busy picking out goodies, Tom had his own plans—nearly scaling the shelves to pick his very own treats. Talk about a pup who knows what he wants! 🛍️😂

We’re so grateful for visits like these and for ALL our amazing regulars and new customers who make this season so special. You bring the festive joy to our little store in Balham, and we couldn’t be more thankful for your support. 💖



🎅🐾 Here’s to more wagging tails, big smiles, and shelves full of paw-some surprises! 🐾🎅

🎅🐾 Festive Treats for Your Furry Besties! 🐾🎅What happens when a love of biscuits meets a passion for pups? 🎄 Magic in th...
21/12/2024

🎅🐾 Festive Treats for Your Furry Besties! 🐾🎅

What happens when a love of biscuits meets a passion for pups? 🎄 Magic in the form of our festive doggo biscuits! Lovingly dreamed up in the Bark & Bake kitchen, these treats aleere made fresh to order with:

🌱 Organic, all-natural ingredients
🍪 Gluten-free, grain-free, and dairy-free options
♻️ Sustainable, recyclable, and biodegradable packaging

🐾 Meet the stars of the show:
🎀 Puppy Dodgers – Coconut and almond biscuits with a raspberry jam filling. A nostalgic twist for your pup that’s all-natural and utterly delicious!

🧀 Custard Creams – Savory meets healthy! Cheddar cheese, yogurt, and turmeric make these a full-flavoured, golden treat.

🍫 Pawbons – Made with rich carob (the safe chocolate alternative!) and sandwiched with creamy peanut butter. A match made in doggy heaven!

They NEVER add sugar, preservatives, or anything artificial. Just wholesome goodness your pup will love and you’ll feel great giving. 💝

🐶 Because your furry friends deserve treats as magical as the season. Treat your pup—and yourself—to a festive dose of joy! 🎁

🎄 Spread the biscuit love! Limited availability, so fetch them before they’re gone! 💌🎄

20/12/2024

🎄🐾 Santa Paws is Coming to Town! 🐾🎄

It’s the season of cheer,
Our hours are here!

🎅 Saturday 21st: 10-4:30, we're your gift HQ!
🎁 Sunday 22nd: 10-3, just for you.
🎄 Monday 23rd: 10-4:30, last chance for treats!

We’re off for a snooze from the 24th 'til the 1st,
But on Jan 2nd, we’ll quench your pup's thirst!

So stock up quick, don’t delay,
Before we close for the holidays!

🐕✨ Fetch your gifts & goodies—don't miss out! ✨🐾

20/12/2024

This year, don’t let your doggo feel left out when you’re stocking the Crimbo drinks bar. 🐕🍹 After all, it’s only fair to share the festive vibes, right? 🎅

Introducing Silly Squeakers Novelty Liquor Bottles—because why should hoomans have all the fun? 🍾🐶

🍺 Heinie Sniffen: For the doggo who appreciates a good sniff before a squeak.
🍷 Cataroma: A vintage squeak with bold notes of chaos.
🥃 Tail Fleas: Pairs well with zoomies and belly rubs.

These hilarious toys are:
🦴 Durable enough to survive your pup’s wildest parties (thanks to safe vinyl).
🦴 Silly enough to make you laugh harder than your Christmas cracker jokes.
🦴 Guaranteed to make your pup the star of the family photo.

Whether it’s happy hour, playtime, or the morning after the night before, these toys are the ultimate treat for man’s best friend. 🐕

Warning: Squeaking may result in uncontrollable giggles, puppy eyes, and lots of “What on EARTH is that?!” from your guests. 😂

📍 Now serving at Balham Bark Doggy Store, London’s #1 destination for doggy fun and festive cheer.

🐾 Breaking News from Octo-Freddie HQ! 🐾Remember Freddie, the fabulous cockerpoo who made headlines in our store for coll...
18/12/2024

🐾 Breaking News from Octo-Freddie HQ! 🐾

Remember Freddie, the fabulous cockerpoo who made headlines in our store for collecting all three colours of our original Octopus doggo toys? Well, hold onto your leads because... Freddie’s done it again! 🎉

Today, the new Bobble Octopus arrived, and guess who was first through the door? Yep, Freddie wasted no time adding Octopus No. 4 to his ever-growing collection. He’s now officially the proud owner of a complete OctoQuartet! 🐙🐙🐙🐙

So what’s all the fuss about?
The Bobble Octopus is next-level:
💚 Fresh colours: Green, Grey, Brown
🤎 Upgraded fabric for extra softness and durability
🎶 Crinkles, honks, AND squeaks (Freddie’s ears literally perk up every time)
🛋 Plush underside and cosy hollow fibre filling
📏 Two sizes, so pups big and small can join the octo-party

Freddie says it’s a “BIG PAWS UP 🐾” for this new addition. He’s now considering applying for a Guinness World Record for most octopuses owned by a cockerpoo. (We’re still figuring out the paperwork. 😂)

Freddie’s verdict: “More tentacles = more fun!”
So don’t wait—grab your own Bobble Octopus before Freddie decides he needs a backup collection.

📍Available now in-store. Let’s make tails wag!





16/12/2024

🎄 Welcome to the Life of Riley! 🎅🐾

Calling all paw-rents and dog lovers – it's time to treat your furry friends to a barkingly fabulous Christmas with our festive doggy delights! 🐶

🎁 Stocking Fillers Tail-Waggers Will Love:
Our Christmas Barkery range is packed with goodies to make your doggo's Crimbo extra special! Handmade in the UK by our skilled Biscuiteers & Bakers, every treat is:
✅ Grain-Free
✅ Gluten-Free
✅ Wheat-Free
✅ Hypoallergenic

What’s on the menu?
🍖 Doggy Mince Pies – Because your pup deserves to join the festive feast!
🧁 Festive Pupcakes – Perfect for a Christmas Day treat!
🥛 DIY Doggy Drink Egg Nog – A toast to good boys and girls everywhere.
🎂 DIY Doggy Cake Mix – Get baking and create your own canine masterpiece.
🎄 Doggy Christmas Pudding – A festive classic, do*******le!

Every item is made with love and natural ingredients that are tasty and nutritious, and certainly NO sugar, chemicals or preservatives – just what Santa Paws ordered! 🐾

🐕‍🦺 Whether you're treating your own pup or searching for the pawfect gift for a dog-loving friend, these stocking fillers are guaranteed to spread joy, wags, and woofs!

Let’s make this Christmas pawsitively unforgettable for your four-legged family members! 🐾🎄

15/12/2024

Great news everyone...we will be open Sunday 15th December 10 AM - 3PM.

Why not stop by and grab some extra special treats, toys, and gifts for your furry friends and family!

See you Sunday!!!

13/12/2024

📢 NEW IN STORE: FISH & CHIPS FOR DOGS 🐾🐟🍟

Londoners, move over—our four-legged friends have taken the UK’s favourite dish and made it their own! Introducing Sir Woofchester's Fish & Chips Dog Bowl: a proper posh dinner for your pup served in a compostable bowl (because eco-friendly is SO in right now). 🌍💚

🦴 What’s inside?
😋 Dried sprats, sweet potato fries & peas
😯 All served on a bed of salmon & trout dog food

Sir Woofchester’s isn’t just a meal; it’s an experience. Perfect for dining in style—whether it’s at a hotel, pub, lodge park, or your cosy living room. 🍽️🐶

With a focus on palatability (your pup will drool), quality ingredients, and ethical standards, this isn’t just a dinner; it’s a declaration of love for your doggo and the planet. 🌟🐾

PSA: Don't worry, humans—you’re safe from sharing! But let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to trade mushy peas for sweet potato fries?!

Grab Sir Woofchester's Fish & Chips at Balham Bark today, ready for the weekend! 🐶🇬🇧 Because dogs deserve the best—and a good laugh at dinner time.



11/12/2024

🎄🎁 ME: Writing a Christmas present list for my...

Dog: yummy chews, delicious treats, fabulous toys, comfy bed, cosy blanket, funky collar and lead, more chews, even more treats, gourmet snacks, pawdicure etc.

Partner: Socks. Pants. Maybe a mug if they're lucky.

Priorities sorted 😉🤣🤪




🎄 SLEIGH BELLS, WAGGING TAILS, & TASTY TREATS GALORE! 🐾It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and we’ve got the most ...
09/12/2024

🎄 SLEIGH BELLS, WAGGING TAILS, & TASTY TREATS GALORE! 🐾

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and we’ve got the most paw-some festive goodies in store! From The Innocent Hound’s fabulously festive delights to Green & Wilds’ gorgeously gobble-icious nibbles, we’ve got everything to make your doggo’s Christmas extra merry (and super healthy!). 🎅🐶

🎁 Why let humans have all the fun?
Our all-natural, nutritious treats are a festive feast, Perfect for making every tail wag—north, south, west, and east! With chews to crunch and bites so sweet,
We’ve got all the goodies for a holiday treat!

🐾 From stockings to under the tree,
Your pup’s tail will wag with glee.
Healthy, tasty, and oh-so-fun,
Our treats will keep them wagging ‘til the season’s done!

✨ No artificial nasties, just wholesome cheer,
Keeping Doggo content through this festive year.
So pop by our store and spread the joy,
Because nothing says Christmas like a treat for your furry boy (or girl)!

🎅 Paws up if you’re ready for festive fun! 🐕


🐶 HAS PM GONE TO THE DOGS (LITERALLY) 🐾Breaking news from the chewable corridors of power: our parody Keir Starmer doggo...
07/12/2024

🐶 HAS PM GONE TO THE DOGS (LITERALLY) 🐾

Breaking news from the chewable corridors of power: our parody Keir Starmer doggo toy is here to give the dogs of Britain a squeaky slice of political satire! With his real-life-inspired silver quiff (crafted in plush fabric perfection), vibrantly printed lawyer’s suit, and those iconic rosy cheeks, this 100% unofficial, unendorsed parody toy has become the talk of the nation’s dog parks.

But here’s the real scandal: is Keir less of a fan favourite since his historic election landslide and budget reveal? Have dogs turned their backs—or rather, their teeth—on the chewable Prime Minister? Or are pups now gnawing on him with renewed vigor as a post-budget protest?

Some early polling (okay, Instagram comments) suggests dog parents might be falling out of love with our squeaky statesman. “Not enough bite in his budget,” says one cheeky owner. Another claims, “My pup only chews the squeaker in the tummy. Is that symbolic?”

Will this week’s “reset” win over skeptical dog owners—or has Keir peaked as the chew toy PM? After all, two squeakers (one in the head and one in the tummy) is nothing to sniff at. The toy is still undeniably fun, but let’s face it, Britain loves an underdog more than an actual top dog.

💡 Sales up or down? Are we seeing a resurgence in parody dog toy politics, or has Sir Keir’s chewable charm lost its shine in the harsh light of post-election scrutiny? One thing’s for sure: he’s still squeakier than the dispatch box debates.

🐾 Dogs, chomp wisely. Humans, let’s agree this toy is the most entertaining thing politics has produced in years.



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72 Emmanuel Road
London
SW120HR

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 4:30pm
Thursday 10am - 4:30pm
Friday 10am - 4:30pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm

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