Balham Bark

Balham Bark Fabulous doggy store full of delicious doggy things. Located in Balham, south west London.

🐝🌼 INTRODUCING: BESSIE THE BUMBLING BUMBLE BEE! 🌼🐝(A.K.A. your pup’s new eco-bestie 💚)Oh, how we love bumble bees! 🐝Ther...
09/07/2025

🐝🌼 INTRODUCING: BESSIE THE BUMBLING BUMBLE BEE! 🌼🐝
(A.K.A. your pup’s new eco-bestie 💚)

Oh, how we love bumble bees! 🐝
There's nothing sweeter than seeing them buzzing around the garden in summer – floating from flower to flower like tiny, fuzzy superheroes of nature. 🌸🌻 They play such an important role in our world, and we think they deserve a standing ovation (or at least a very enthusiastic tail wag!). 🐶💛

That’s why we’re buzzing to welcome Bessie the Bumbling Bumble Bee to our eco toy gang!
Made with natural suede, coconut husk, jute, and cotton – she’s completely compostable, plastic-free, and full of planet-friendly fun. 🌍♻️

With flappy wings, a tough texture and enough bounce to bumble through any game of fetch, Bessie’s perfect for pups who love to chomp and cherish the environment. 🌿🐾

Let’s celebrate the bees this summer – in our gardens, our hearts, and now... in our dog toy baskets too. 🐕💚

Because saving the planet is a team effort – and every wag helps.

Available now at Balham Bark Doggy Store! 🐾🐝

08/07/2025

🐾 Your Dog's Life Just Got Way Better With Our Yummilicious Bone Broth 🦴💦

We’re not saying your doggo is about to start writing thank-you notes, but after a slurp of our fabulous, all-natural bone broth, they might just consider it.

💥 Hydration Hero: Whether it’s a scorcher in London or your pup’s just back from zoomies in the park, our bone broth is packed with electrolytes to keep tails wagging and hydration levels just right. Way tastier than water (they'll agree 🐶).

🍖 Nutrient-Packed Goodness: Made from slow-simmered bones, this broth is dripping with collagen, amino acids, and essential minerals to support joint health, gut function, and a glossy coat that’ll turn heads on your next walk through the Park.

🍦 Cool Treat Hack: Pour it into moulds and pop it in the freezer—voila! You’ve got the healthiest pup-sicles in town. Refreshing, nourishing, and 100% slurp-approved. Perfect for sunny strolls or just making Tuesday extra fancy.

💯 No Nasties, Just Love: No salt, no additives, no weird stuff—just pure, slow-cooked broth made with love (and some serious tail-wagging approval from our four-legged taste testers).

📍 Available in-store at Balham Bark, your doggo deserves it.




Let’s be honest — we’d all give up air before we gave up our dogs. 🥹❤️Whether it’s Monday blues or just life in general,...
07/07/2025

Let’s be honest — we’d all give up air before we gave up our dogs. 🥹❤️
Whether it’s Monday blues or just life in general, nothing fixes it quite like a tail wag and a furry cuddle.

Our dogs aren’t just pets — they’re emotional support systems with paws.

04/07/2025

💥SAY HELLO TO THE ULTIMATE GENTLE CHEW FOR SENSITIVE TUMMIES! 💥🐾

Move over beef! There’s a new chew in town that’s stealing hearts (and tails are wagging for it 💃): our 100% Natural Lamb Pizzle 🦴💛

Made simply from air-dried lamb — NO additives, NO preservatives, NO nonsense. Just one pure, hypoallergenic chew that’s high in protein, low in fat, and oh-so-kind on your dog’s digestive system.

💡 Perfect for:
✅ Senior snoots who need a softer chew
✅ Puppies (12 weeks+) finding their bite
✅ Sensitive tummies who can’t handle beef or traditional bulls pizzle.

💪 Packed with: ✔️ Amino Acids – for strong muscles, shiny coats, and healthy brains
💓 Natural Taurine – supports heart health like a champ
🦷 Dental benefits – helps clean teeth and freshen breath, naturally
🧠 Long-lasting chewing – releases feel-good endorphins for a calm, happy pup

And yes, they’re:
🌾 Grain & gluten free
🌿 Responsibly sourced
🐕 A genuinely healthy, natural treat your dog will love you for!
👉 Lamb is THE go-to alternative for pups who can’t do beef — and trust us, their tastebuds won’t miss a thing.
📍 Available now in-store at BALHAM BARK DOGGY STORE.

🎁 Snag a bag and give your doggo a chew that’s kind, clean, and crazy delicious.



03/07/2025

🦴🐾 TREAT-O THURSDAY: IT’S LEG DAY, BABY! 🐾🦴
📍 At BALHAM BARK DOGGY STORE, 72 Emmanuel Road, SW12 0HR, London.

This Thursday, we’re bringing out the big dogs — literally.
💥 Say hello to our Venison Hairy Deer Legs — the ULTIMATE long-lasting chew your pup will obsess over!

🦌 100% Natural Deer Legs, air-dried just the way nature intended — no heat, no nasties, no splinters!
🦷 The bone stays safe to chew, while the furry coating acts like a natural de-wormer, helping clean your dog’s gut the wild way.
🐺 It’s more than a treat. It’s an ancestral snack attack.

💚 Why your pup needs this leg in their life:
✔️ Hypoallergenic – perfect for dogs with protein sensitivities
✔️ High in lean protein & super low in fat
✔️ Naturally rich in calcium, iron, and Omega 3
✔️ Supports joints, skin, coat & dental health
✔️ Low odour & grain-free
✔️ Keeps jaws busy & minds happy 🧠
✔️ Great for medium to XL dogs (6 months+)

🐾 Pro Tip:
Serve for up to 30 mins per session — it's safe for them to munch tendons & marrow, but always supervise and remove small pieces. Not suitable for the tiny pups or speedy swallowers!

🎁 Give your doggo the gift of LEG-endary chewing this .

🚶‍♂️ Swing by our store and pick one up – because good dogs deserve wildly good treats.




🐾 Say BYE to Bugs the Natural Way! 🐜🌿We’re barking about something pawsitively brilliant from our pals at Hackney Dog Ho...
02/07/2025

🐾 Say BYE to Bugs the Natural Way! 🐜🌿

We’re barking about something pawsitively brilliant from our pals at Hackney Dog House — their brand new Herbal Flea & Tick supplement is here to keep your pup pest-free, the natural way!

Why we’re obsessed:
✅ Fast-acting & super easy to feed
🍽️ Sprinkle directly into their dinner bowl — they won’t even notice
🏡 Safe for your dog and your home (no scary chemicals!)
🌟 Daily use = daily defence
Those powerful herbs (like Neem, Rosemary & Lemon Balm) work together to create a natural, gentle aroma-barrier that tells fleas, ticks & mites: "Not today, pests!"
🕒 Kicks in after 4 weeks
With daily use, your pup builds up their natural defence system from the inside out.

🧪 What’s inside?
Only the good stuff:
Fenugreek, Ginger, Rosemary, Thyme, Peppermint, Neem, Seaweed (Ascophyllum Nodosum) & Lemon Balm — all produced right here in the UK to human-grade standards. 🏴

📏 Serving Guide:
🐶 Small – 0.5 tsp
🐕 Medium – 1 tsp
🐕‍🦺 Large – 1.5 tsp
🦮 XL – 2 tsp
(That’s 80 servings per pouch, by the way!)
💡 Perfect for all diets – especially raw feeders!
🐾 Safe for pups 12 weeks+ and up!

📍 Available now in-store at Balham Bark Doggy Store!

Let your dog stay itch-free, naturally!


28/06/2025

🚨🐶 BARKING NEWS: ELON MUSK IS IN STOCK 🚨🐶
…and he’s either ready to FIGHT 💥 or quietly sulking in the back of a Tesla no one wants to drive anymore.

Yes, the iconic, controversial, chewable CEO is finally on our shelves — suited and booted in his brown aviator jacket, faux fur detailing (darling), a rocket buckle straight from SpaceX, and of course, his patented pout, perfect for drama and dental destruction. 😏🚀

BUT WAIT… it gets JUICIER.
Elon’s gone from tweeting tech overlord to dog toy diva — especially after his spectacular bust-up with former pal Donald Trump, aka the orange squeaky we can’t legally call “inflated.”
Now Trump’s already SOLD OUT but will be flying back soon and will be dragging along Nigel “woof Brexit” Farage and Vladimir “glare of doom” Putin.

🎭 So, what’s the vibe with Elon?
He’s here. He’s in stock.
But is he ready to scrap with Donnie & the Lads — or has he quietly retreated to a Model S showroom, wondering why nobody’s buying his cars anymore? (Spoiler: it’s because… well, he’s Elon). 🚗🐾💀

📉 From billionaire to bark toy, and now officially less popular than his own autopilot —
At least your dog still wants to play with him.
Probably more than the average Tesla driver does these days.
🎯 Grab Elon now before he rage-quits the toy basket, the planet, or Twitter. Again.
💥 He’s squeaky. He’s controversial. And your dog will LOVE chewing him up. 💥



☀️ Hot Dog Summer = Cool Dog Treats 🐶❄️Say hello to your pup’s new summer obsession:🐄 Beef, Broccoli & Blueberry Furr Bo...
27/06/2025

☀️ Hot Dog Summer = Cool Dog Treats 🐶❄️

Say hello to your pup’s new summer obsession:
🐄 Beef, Broccoli & Blueberry Furr Boost 💙💧
Crafted with human-grade ingredients (yes, seriously!), this powerful little smoothie is packed with top-quality beef, fresh veg, antioxidant-rich fruit, and boosted with oils and essential vitamins.

It’s hydration + nutrition in a carton—and perfect for cooling down on sunny days! 😎🌿

Here’s how your fur baby can lap it up this summer:
🍓 Iced Boost Smoothie – Serve over ice, top with berries
🥜 Furr-appuccino – Drizzle into a pup cup, top with Xylitol-free cream + dog treats
❄️ Frozen Pupsicles – Freeze it with a chew stick for the ulti-mutt icy snack
🥞 Pancake Topping – Yes, pupcakes are a thing (and we have the recipe!)
🍽️ Tasty Topper – Pour over kibble for extra flavour + hydration
🧠 Boredom Buster – Add to enrichment trays or slow feeders for cooling, lickable fun!

✔Perfect for all dogs 8 weeks and up
✔ Cooked. Freezable. Fridge-friendly
✔ Treat daily. Always offer fresh water too!

Whether you’re out on a park adventure, chilling at home, or treating them to a pamper day, this grab-and-go carton is ready for it all. 💼🐾

Trust us: even the fussiest floofers are drooling for Beef, Broccoli & Blueberry.

💬 Tag a pup parent who needs to cool their dog down in style

📍 Available now in-store



🐾 BREAKING NEWS: Your dog now has zero interest in Meghan Barkle… just like the rest of the Royal Family. 🎬👑Introducing ...
26/06/2025

🐾 BREAKING NEWS: Your dog now has zero interest in Meghan Barkle… just like the rest of the Royal Family. 🎬👑

Introducing the latest chewable controversy from — the Meghan Barkle squeaky dog toy. Elegant. Attention-seeking. Incredibly satisfying to throw across the room.

She’s dressed to impress in her signature power trousers, white blouse, and just a casual sprinkling of diamonds — because nothing says "I'm just like you" quite like £50k worth of sparkle and a 'Catier' watch. 💅🐾

Features include:
🎤 An Oprah-ready smile
🎟 Enough stuffing to carry a victim complex
📺 A squeaker louder than her Netflix voiceovers
🍯 And a vibe that says “What is it like being a bee, Your Majesty?”

Rumour has it, Prince William, Kate and the King are all giving this toy the cold shoulder — but your doggo? Your pup can’t wait to drag her around the garden like a spare suitcase at Heathrow. ✈️🐶

Designed in the UK (where her favourability rating has plummeted.
100% unofficial, 100% squeaky, and absolutely barking. 💥🐕

Get yours now at BALHAM BARK DOGGY STORE and let your pooch decide if she’s Misunderstood Meg… or just misunderstood completely. 🙄🐾



💧 Hydrate. Nourish. Supercharge your dog’s bowl! 🐶🥣If your pup’s on dry food, adding a splash of water or our Furr Boost...
25/06/2025

💧 Hydrate. Nourish. Supercharge your dog’s bowl! 🐶🥣

If your pup’s on dry food, adding a splash of water or our Furr Boost is a great way to increase hydration—and make their mealtime way more exciting. Doggo’s love the texture shift, and it’s an easy, healthy upgrade to their routine. ✅

🌟 Discover Furr Boost – the superfood smoothie every pup’s barking about!

As seen on Dragons’ Den, it’s quick, affordable, nutritious, and 100% natural. Whether you’ve got a playful puppy or a golden oldie, these smoothies are designed to support your doggo through every life stage. Even the fussiest pups can’t get enough! 🐾💚

Packed with benefits:
💧 Hydration – 75% moisture to replenish lost fluids
🥄 Appetite – great for fussy eaters or during recovery
⚡ Metabolism – powered by low-fat proteins + coconut, flaxseed & omega oils
🦠 Immunity – sea kelp, beta glucan & vitamin C to boost defences
🌱 Digestion – prebiotics & soluble fibre support gut and GI health
🧠 Anxiety & Brain Support – multi-B vitamins & water for calm, healthy brain development
🎖 Skin & Coat – flaxseed, sea kelp, salmon & coconut oils for a hydrated glow-up

We’re devoted to your doggo’s wellbeing. Furr Boost helps support energy, gut health, immunity, mood, and more—all in one tasty carton. 💥

⚠️ Signs your doggo may be dehydrated:

🤔 Excessive panting

🤔 Vomiting or diarrhoea

🤔 Sunken, dry eyes

🤔 Dry, sticky gums

🤔 Low energy

🤔 Loss of appetite

Top tip: Always introduce added fluids slowly, clean the bowl after mealtimes, and never leave wet food out in the heat! 🔥

🐶 Lots of flavours available now in-store!

24/06/2025

🚨 ROYAL DRAMA ALERT 🚨

Introducing Prince Hairy erm we mean Harry — the only royal your dog won’t get bored of halfway through his autobiography. 📖🐶💤

Straight from the palace (dog house), this squeaky softboi is dressed to impress himself in his classic blue suit, desperate-for-attention dog-print tie, and signature bracelet — because nothing says “I’m misunderstood” like matching accessories and a six-part docuseries. 🎬🐾

👑 Got abandonment issues? So does he.
🦴 Likes to be chewed out by family? Same.
📢 Won’t stop squeaking until someone listens? RELATABLE.

With a regal bald patch, a permanently offended expression, and enough stuffing to hold ALL his tabloid deals — Prince Harry is ready to be dragged, shaken, and thoroughly humiliated by your four-legged friend. 💸💬💥
And yes — your pup can complete the drama duo with Meghan Barkle. Because every chew toy needs a scene partner to throw under the bus. 🚌🐕

Have a great day everyone 😀



19/01/2025

🎉 It’s Frida’s 14th Birthday! 🐾💖

We’re celebrating our world, our heart, our cheeky little black miniature schnauzer, Frida, who turns 14! 🎂 If you know us personally, you already know: everything revolves around her—and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

From the hours we work, to where we holiday, to whether or not we even leave the house—every decision is made with Queen Frida in mind. 🏡 Our furniture? Chosen for her comfort. Our duvets and pillows? Only the softest so she sleeps like royalty. 👑 And, of course, her meals and treats are the best for a healthy, happy life. Because when you’re the center of the universe, only the best will do!

Frida’s journey hasn’t been without challenges—recent health scares (suspected mini strokes) have reminded us how precious every moment is, but she’s a fighter and thankfully, she’s still bringing joy to every day. 🐶💪 We cherish every cuddle, every bark, every silly moment with her. Our walls are filled with her photos, and even our store logo is inspired by her silhouette. She’s not just our dog; she’s our inspiration and greatest love.

Happy Birthday, Frida! 🎉 Thank you for 14 incredible years of love and joy. Here’s to more treats, more naps, and more unforgettable moments together. 💕




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72 Emmanuel Road
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Wednesday 10am - 4:30pm
Thursday 10am - 4:30pm
Friday 10am - 4:30pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm

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