Balham Bark

Balham Bark Fabulous doggy store full of delicious doggy things. Located in Balham, south west London.

🐾 Say hello to our PAW-some Venison Pâté! 🦌Looking for a healthy, versatile, and downright drool-worthy treat for your p...
21/08/2025

🐾 Say hello to our PAW-some Venison Pâté! 🦌

Looking for a healthy, versatile, and downright drool-worthy treat for your pup? Look no further – our Venison Pâté is the tail-wagging superstar of the treat world! 😎

💡 Why it’s so special:
✅ Single source protein – gentle on tummies & great for sensitive pups
✅ Easy to digest & naturally low in fat
✅ Packed with protein, vitamins & minerals 🥩💪
✅ Puppy friendly from 8 weeks old! 🐶💖
✅ Grain & gluten free

🎉 Ways to serve (aka endless enrichment fun):
🧡 Spread it on a lick mat for calming downtime
🧡 Cut into cubes for top-notch training treats
🧡 Grate over dinner to make mealtimes extra exciting 🍽️
🧡 Slice into tasty, high-value rewards for walkies

⚡ Tip from the experts: however you serve it, always provide fresh water alongside our pâté.

📍 Pop into our store and pick up a block of this versatile goodness – your pup will thank you with extra tail wags! 🐕

🍊 It’s a CHEWSDAY, dudes 🍊Introducing Ollie the Orange — the juiciest squeak on the block.Strong enough for fetch, silly...
19/08/2025

🍊 It’s a CHEWSDAY, dudes 🍊

Introducing Ollie the Orange — the juiciest squeak on the block.
Strong enough for fetch, silly enough for zoomies, and cute enough to sneak into your fruit bowl.

Dogs are so obsessed, their hoomans keep coming back to collect the whole basket. (Yes, Patricia Pear is feeling threatened.)

Warning: once your pup meets Ollie, every day becomes Chewsday.



15/08/2025

"P**P: The Dog Internet 💩🐾

To us, it’s gross. To them, it’s the latest episode of Dogflix.

One good sniff and your pup knows who was here, what they ate, how they’re feeling… it’s basically a nose-powered Facebook feed.
And here’s the thing—you can let them browse the “news” while still steering them away from anything unsafe or way too yucky. It’s all about balance.

So next time your dog pauses to sniff something questionable, just know—they’re not being weird, they’re doing important nose work. 🕵️‍♂️🐕

“Och aye, it’s me — Hamish the Highland Cow! 🐮”Well hullo there, fine human! I’ve trotted all the way from the Scottish ...
14/08/2025

“Och aye, it’s me — Hamish the Highland Cow! 🐮”

Well hullo there, fine human! I’ve trotted all the way from the Scottish Highlands to find a pup who’s ready for adventures (and maybe a wee chew on my tail).

I’m made of suede, stuffed with crunchy coconut husks, and I’ve got a sneaky recycled bottle inside that goes crrrunch every time your dog gives me a shake.

No plastic, no nasties — just pure, planet-friendly Highland charm. 🌱♻️
I’m also 100% biodegradable, so when I’ve lived my best life, I’ll head back to the earth quicker than you can say “pass the shortbread”.

All I ask is a warm home, a waggy-tailed friend, and maybe the occasional photo of me looking majestic in your living room.

Adopt me today, and let’s make every day a mooo-rvelous one. 🐾


13/08/2025

🧡 SWEET POTATO: THE SUPERTREAT YOUR DOG DIDN’T KNOW THEY NEEDED 🧡

Meet our 100% Sweet Potato Dog Treats – no mystery ingredients, no weird stuff, no “what even is that?” moments.
Just sweet potatoes. Cooked, sliced, air-dried. That’s it. Pure. Honest. Delicious.

Why your dog will go mutts for them:
🥕 Nature’s toothbrush – The chewy texture scrubs teeth, keeps those gnashers sparkling, and freshens breath (goodbye doggy kisses that smell like bin day).
🥕 Superfood status – Packed with beta-carotene for bone growth, healthy skin & coat, and eyesight sharper than a squirrel-spotter’s.
🥕 Tummy-friendly – Naturally hypoallergenic, low fat, grain-free, and oh-so-digestible.
🥕 Zero nasties – No added colours, preservatives, or sweeteners. Because your dog deserves better than E-numbers.

✅ Great rawhide alternative
✅ Puppy-approved from 3 months
✅ Our “100% 1 Ingredient Award” winner – yahhh!

📍 Pop into our Balham store and grab a bag – your dog’s tail will thank you.

Sweet potato: because your dog’s snack game should be as healthy as it is happy. 🐾

12/08/2025

🍊 Lily’s Got Beef… and It’s Orange 🍊

Move over Sadiq Khan — Lily is leading London’s fiercest feud with Donald Trump, and she’s doing it one chew at a time. 🐶🦴

From the moment she got her paws on this Pet Hates parody toy, she’s been giving him the full thrash, shake, and squeak treatment — the kind usually reserved for squirrels and postmen with suspicious hats.
Maybe it’s the state-side shade of orange, maybe it’s the smug expression, or maybe she’s just not into billionaires with plush quiffs. Whatever it is, Donald’s approval ratings in Lily’s toy basket are plummeting.

💥 Highlights from the Lily vs. Trump bout:

Round 1: A big dramatic head shake — quiff flying.

Round 2: Death roll (usually reserved for crocodiles).

Round 3: Loud victory squeaks for the neighbours to hear.

Perfect for pups with strong opinions.
Designed in the UK, 100% unofficial, unendorsed, and 100% hilarious.

09/08/2025

🐾💨 FETCH FANATICS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!

London pups, get ready… because Chuckit! Air Fetch Balls have officially landed in store, and they’re about to blow your dog’s mind (and maybe yours too 😏).

The moment your dogho spots that bright, bold Chuckit! orange, they’ll know—ADVENTURE IS ON. 🚀 This isn’t just a ball… it’s air-powered magic.

🟠 Ridges + cutouts = faster glides, higher bounces, and seriously unpredictable zoomies.
🟠 Floats on water for dock-diving legends.
🟠 Gentle on mouths, tough on chompers.
🟠 Fits every Chuckit! launcher for MAX distance with MIN effort.

Whether you’re playing in the park, riverside, or your own back garden, the Air Fetch Ball is designed to turn “just a game of fetch” into an Olympic-level event. 🥇

Chuckit! has been pioneering play since 1998, but this ball? This is next-level fetch. Perfect for existing Chuckit! addicts and curious new recruits alike.

📍 Find yours now at Balham Bark Doggy Store, London – because every dog deserves MORE WAYS TO PLAY.



19/01/2025

🎉 It’s Frida’s 14th Birthday! 🐾💖

We’re celebrating our world, our heart, our cheeky little black miniature schnauzer, Frida, who turns 14! 🎂 If you know us personally, you already know: everything revolves around her—and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

From the hours we work, to where we holiday, to whether or not we even leave the house—every decision is made with Queen Frida in mind. 🏡 Our furniture? Chosen for her comfort. Our duvets and pillows? Only the softest so she sleeps like royalty. 👑 And, of course, her meals and treats are the best for a healthy, happy life. Because when you’re the center of the universe, only the best will do!

Frida’s journey hasn’t been without challenges—recent health scares (suspected mini strokes) have reminded us how precious every moment is, but she’s a fighter and thankfully, she’s still bringing joy to every day. 🐶💪 We cherish every cuddle, every bark, every silly moment with her. Our walls are filled with her photos, and even our store logo is inspired by her silhouette. She’s not just our dog; she’s our inspiration and greatest love.

Happy Birthday, Frida! 🎉 Thank you for 14 incredible years of love and joy. Here’s to more treats, more naps, and more unforgettable moments together. 💕




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72 Emmanuel Road
London
SW12 0HR

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Tuesday 10am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 10am - 4:30pm
Thursday 10am - 4:30pm
Friday 10am - 4:30pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm

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