I had done sooooo many of tha adventurings lately. Mum taked me to tha huge sandpits that I had been to before but not with jumps. I has such a good times and back doing my favourite things! I hasn’t done it properly for a while with so many fences so I got quite tired. I then did tha adventurings today and I had the best day evaaaaas. I did tha splashing in tha mud and puddles and did tha bulldozing through all tha sticks. Mum tried slowing me down but I did tha refusing to listen to her so kept going! I am strong like bull 💪🏻🧡
I has tha strangest of days today with so many of tha adventurings. Started off with tha audiences of tha chickens when I did my rollings and they cheered me on too! Tha chickens are my new pets. I then went on tha adventures after and but my bravest big boy pants on and walked down a busy roads. I did walkins underneath tha bridges and echoings of my hoofs which sounded funny. It was good adventurings because there were not many fecking hills. I got lots of tha pats and good boys because I am a good boy. Simples 🧡
Wents to my first party in soooo longs and I was so excited! I had to has tha washings first though and was furious about it! Mum is so little that I sticks my heads so high she can’t reach but she thinks it’s funny, this isn’t tha laughing matters! I saw tha moo cows and was so brave I didn’t do runnins away as they were in tha barns so could do tha attackins, I was safe! I went into tha sand pits and there were 3 other friends in there. One was doing tha rearings and spinning’s and I got a bit scared so started chomping my bit. I was tha good boys but was sooo nervous and mum has to keep pattings me telling me I’m tha goodest, that’s because I am! I then went home and auntie Emily came to do tha massages and made me feels all good again because mum is wonky 🙄🧡
I has gots tha new fields and it’s got soooo much grasses in it, it makes me very happy. I did tha rollins and gave myself tha muddy eyebrows. I only like rollin in tha muds, I don’t like walkin in it when we are out ridins as I get muddy feets
Mum does tha starvings of me so I had to do tha eatings my own bedding. I used my sharps piranha teefs to break into the bag and it worked. I gots told to stop sharpening my teefs and go and eat my haynet 🙄
Did so many of tha adventurings today. One of tha best days evaaaa!mum had to get off and I did climbing under tha trees and had to do tha limbo, climbing over tha trees, walking through tha lakes and muds. I felt like bear grills in tha wilderness. I had so much fun’s and got told I was tha good boys. Best things about it was there were no fecking hills today. Mum did good 🧡
Mum wanted to do tha walking up and down tha feckin steep hills today as she wants to strengthen her leg before doing tha ridins again. It was sooo borings so I had to occupies myselfs and do tha snackins on tha way home. Got told off though 😒 mum sounds like darf Vader walking up tha hills 😂 she’s so unfits, me on tha other hoofs are strong like bull 💪🏻
Went out on tha adventures tha other days. It was a long adventures with so many steep feckin hills. So I rewardeds myselfs and took myselfs over to tha grass patch to have tha well deserved snacks. Mum wasn’t paying attentions as she was on her phone so I thought I would takes tha full advantages of this and direct myselfs. I stuffed so much in my mouths that it took me tha rest of tha adventures home to eat it. It was soooo yummy, mum just rolled her eyes and said we are not in tha pony clubs anymore, but I feels this was required
I had tha days of tortures today. First I has to do tha standin still for a whole hours whilst the shoe mans does my feet’s. That’s torture as I get soooo bored and start playing with that foot stands and waving it abouts. That’s tortures for me. Then mum said she had spent monies on herself recently and that’s not in tha contract as she earns the monies for me to spend, so I booked tha dentist today to sharpens my piranha teefs to do tha bitings. I was soooo braves and stood so still, tha teefs man said I had sharp teefs and he’s now smoothed them out to do better bitings now. How dare mum spend tha monies on herselfs! That’s not part of tha deals
So mum still isn’t ridins me as her hand still is doin tha hurtins so I thought I gots away with tha feckin hills. Nooooo!!! She’s decided to walked it on the grounds and drags me with her. I kept tellings her that we needs to keep stopping for tha snacks on tha way to do tha fuelings but she wasn’t listenings so I thoughts I will do tha bitings of tha cameras instead! That will shows her 🧡
Did tha posing for tha cameras today wiv my mate basil. Sticked my tongue out for tha occasions. Mum has given me a smalls holidays as she had tha car accidents. I’m ok wiv that’s just hope she gets better soon and we can do jumping again (my favourite thing). I heard her talks about uncle Jevon Gilham coming to ride me, I like him, he’s a nice human. Anyways I’m going to try and eat as much as possibles whilst I can on tha holidays. Over and outs 🧡
I did tha braveries today and went past tha black sacks! I sweared it was about to eats me as it was moving so much and I could see tha arms about to grabs me. But I was ready for it. HOWEVER…I don’t want mum to be too relaxed, so I did tha spookins at something else on tha other sides, just to makes sure she was awakes! I think it worked!
Mum taked me to tha wettest party Eva!! It rained tha entires time and I was soooo soggy! It was really wet rains too. I did so much of tha good trottins over tha poles and even auntie Emily says how goodest I was being. I checked myself out in that mirrors as I’m so handsome. Tha instructor ladies said how handsome I was too and that I was moving on tha springs! Mum was on her owns so I was on tha bestest behaviours and then auntie Emily’s surprised us at tha parties. I love auntie Emily’s as she says I’m a good boy 🧡 Emily Gladwin
Mum hasn’t done tha updatings in a while as she moved tha houses. I has been so busy with feckin hills and jumpins (my favourite things) I went in tha large sand pits and saw those moo cows next door, sure they follows me here from my old house! Anyways, I did tha standing to tha attentions to warns them away and tried to makes myself look 20hands. Mum wasn’t amused and said I needs to get on with it. So I did and then spooked at tha birds sittings on the fence just to make sure mum was still awakes. I did my best jumpins Eva yesterday and has been practicing my superman’s impressions and I think I nailed it! Straight legs and flyings! Mum wasn’t impressed again and said I need to calm downs. I just trying to do tha practising of tha flyings! Anyways, I will try and keep tha updatings better. I am also on tha bestest behaviours this month so that Santa brings me all tha snacks! My favourites being tha live heart sweets ✌🏼
So, since I have moved tha houses, I have done so much of tha feckin hill work! Mum even got tha vet to put some more of tha meditation (or however you spell it) in my butt as she said it will help strengthen it even more as it was sore. I went to tha parties over tha weekend and did such good trottins that I wind my class! I went to tha jumping arena too and tha lady said that it was tha best jumping I have ever dones! Tha hill that mum has videoed was so steeps and my butt really did tha hurtins after a while, but I did it. Mum said that over tha winter, we need to do lots of tha fitness for next year. I’m tired just thinking about it! But also, does she not know I am a wacehorse and can go super fast 💨
I has moved tha houses and been doins tha destructions. I has been showing everybody just how high maintenance I ams. I first pulled tha shoes off and mum had to cancel tha jump lessons on Tuesday, I then got shaved naked today and my ears were cold, so I taked my rug over my heads and had a scarf on! Not sure mum found it funny 🤷🏼♀️
I am back from tha holidays!!! Mum said I am moving tha house and going to live there, which I think will be fun. I’ve had a busy week so fars, I got shaved naked 🥶 had tha lady out to do tha talkings to me. Mum and auntie Sarah were doing lots of crying as she said lots of things about mums accident and what has happened to me. I’m so glad I have finally got mum to understand how I feels. I did tell tha ladies that I didn’t like mums dad as he does lots of tha protection for mum after her accident, but I’m the one that does tha protection of her so I’ve been trying to tell him that I will do tha lookins after. I then had auntie Emily do tha massaging as I had a really sore butt after all those feckin hills. Oh well another day off to do tha recoverins 🧡
Did tha explorins today. Went up and down tha mountains and did really fast runnins. Best day evaaaaa. These kind of hills are ok when you do tha runnins as it gets it over quickly. Not like walkins up tha Mount Everest!!!!
Mum has taked me on tha holidays again…although she did tha trickens because it’s not really a holidays!! Guess where I am….tha feckin hills in feckin hucking. I has done so many of tha hills since Tuesday and my butt hurts. I went for a rides with a lady friends and she was very pretty. I was doing tha walkins for over 2 hours!!! But I hads a nice times with my lady friend. I then did tha steep hill today and then tha cantering through tha woods which was my favourite thing to do!!! I still have another 5 days of tha feckin hills but hopefully my butts will grow bigger 💪🏻🧡
So I have gone on tha holidays for a while. I remember this place though as it has tha feckin hills… not sure if I’m going to enjoy it. I got to see all my friends and they found me hilarious! I seed tha chickens, sh*tlands and tha dogs. My bed room is like tha mansions and mum gave me sooo much snacks as she doesn’t want me to go hungry