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Hamish diaries Updates on Hamish’s life from Hamish’s perspective.

16/12/2023

I did tha braveries today and went past tha black sacks! I sweared it was about to eats me as it was moving so much and I could see tha arms about to grabs me. But I was ready for it. HOWEVER…I don’t want mum to be too relaxed, so I did tha spookins at something else on tha other sides, just to makes sure she was awakes! I think it worked!

06/11/2023

So, since I have moved tha houses, I have done so much of tha feckin hill work! Mum even got tha vet to put some more of tha meditation (or however you spell it) in my butt as she said it will help strengthen it even more as it was sore. I went to tha parties over tha weekend and did such good trottins that I wind my class! I went to tha jumping arena too and tha lady said that it was tha best jumping I have ever dones! Tha hill that mum has videoed was so steeps and my butt really did tha hurtins after a while, but I did it. Mum said that over tha winter, we need to do lots of tha fitness for next year. I’m tired just thinking about it! But also, does she not know I am a wacehorse and can go super fast 💨

Did some of tha readins for mum today as she said she is moving tha houses so needed to do tha observins to make sure it...
12/09/2023

Did some of tha readins for mum today as she said she is moving tha houses so needed to do tha observins to make sure it’s suitables for her. Can confirms it is, and is only down tha roads so she is coming backs for me. I has been told that I’m going on tha holidays in hucking soon…guess what that means!!! MORE FECKIN HILLS!!!!!! Not sure how I feels about that. I have a busy week next week so shal do tha reportins after 🧡

09/09/2023

Just doin tha reppins for mum and tha lady who has helped me with tha itchins and scratchins

Mum cut some of my hair off and sent it for tha testins as apparently she’s fed up with me being itchy all tha times…me ...
28/08/2023

Mum cut some of my hair off and sent it for tha testins as apparently she’s fed up with me being itchy all tha times…me too huns, me too!!! Tha results came back and I am allergies to just abouts evrythingsssss! You names it, I’m allergies to it!
Grass
All tha pollens in tha worlds!
Wheat
My pyjamas and fly sheets
Mum said that she’s not surprised because I’m ginger. She now says she’s gots to spends all tha monies on new feed and tablets and pyjamas to make me better! I don’t see anything wrong with that but she told me I need to get a job and pay for things myself 😒

Mum has been terrible at tha updatins😆 we went to a big sand Pits with a roof last weeks. I did some big jumpings and ha...
19/08/2023

Mum has been terrible at tha updatins😆 we went to a big sand Pits with a roof last weeks. I did some big jumpings and had tha best funs eva! Think I’m ready to go round badminton now 💪🏻 she gave me tha baths too which I don’t likes as I feel like throwing myself on tha floors and being all dramatics. 🧡🍊

Mum has been rubbish at tha updatins lately. She’s given me a bracelet to put round my foot and called it tha ASBO tag…n...
01/08/2023

Mum has been rubbish at tha updatins lately. She’s given me a bracelet to put round my foot and called it tha ASBO tag…not sure what that is, but it sounds cool. Apparently it’s because I keeps doin tha injuries on my foot so need it 🤷🏼‍♀️ I sees some really cool views when out on tha adventurins and we did tha feckin hills again today! They did tha hurtins of my butts 😭 I also did my best faces for tha cameras when mum took my pictures.

24/07/2023

So mum tried to do tha humiliations today and mades me wear pink leg warmers 🤮🙄😒 she said that because I self harmed again I deserved it. I felts like I hadn’t hurt myselfs in a while so haven’t gotten tha pamperins I deserve so I did tha harmins and that got her attentions. Don’t think she was too happy though so I’m stuck with these stoopid pink things on my legs 🤦🏼‍♀️

15/07/2023

Mum came home from work last night and gave me tha midnight snacks. Extra string mints are my favourites and they were so yummy and I did tha lickins of tha lips as they were so good! I did tha bestest cute faces I could as I wanted more, but she said I had too many. I never have too many so she is talkings rubbish

13/07/2023

Soooo, mum buyed me some more snacks for my breakfast and dinner and left it outside my bedroom so I had to do tha stealings but couldn’t get in the damn bags!! Stupid thing! I had auntie Emily Gladwin from Equi-Supple Animal Physio today and she said my back felts amazzzinnnggggg! But my neck didn’t wants to do tha bendings as it was stiffs, so I tried to do tha bitings of her to tell her but eventually I gave in and I did tha bendings which was piece of cake!! Mum said I have two parties to go to next week, and I love parties so I am excited! 🧡🍊

08/07/2023

Got tha scratches tonight. Mum did tha good jobs and ensured all scratches were scratched. She kept stopping, so I moved closer to her to do tha ensuring scratches resumed, which they were. It made me stand tall like a giraffe because I was enjoying it so much! 🧡🍊

Had the teefs man yesterday, not my favourite thing, but I get it done. He puts tha metals Hannibal lecter masks on so I...
04/07/2023

Had the teefs man yesterday, not my favourite thing, but I get it done. He puts tha metals Hannibal lecter masks on so I can’t use my teefs to do tha bitins. Apparently I was a really good boy and just a few sharp bits. Mum gets my teefs done every 6 months as she says I’m still a baby and don’t need tha excuses to be naughty. I’m not naughty, I’m just hammish 🤷🏼‍♀️ then auntie Sarah did tha insistings we had our picture taken together to send to mum and I did my bestest grumpy faces to do tha ensurings mum knew I wasn’t happy about tha teefs 🧡🍊

Even though mums on tha holidays, she can still do tha updatings. Not much to report, other than on Thursday, auntie Hel...
01/07/2023

Even though mums on tha holidays, she can still do tha updatings. Not much to report, other than on Thursday, auntie Helen went to put me in tha fields and I ‘pi**ed off bucking and lost tha shoes’! Well they were auntie Sarah’s words anyway! Then I did my bestest behaviours to be bought in for auntie helen and had tha shoe man’s on Fridays who said to mum that I was as really good as gold and my feet look really good! So I’m forgiven! I then did my bestest handsomest faces for tha cameras when an updated was sent to mum! I miss her and I think she misses me too! Not much longer and she will be home to do runnins again! 🧡🍊

So I did tha achievements today, I did my best dancins infront of tha judges and they approved of my moves. Mum said tha...
24/06/2023

So I did tha achievements today, I did my best dancins infront of tha judges and they approved of my moves. Mum said that was tha best I ever behaved too! I wasn’t too please when she decided to wake me up at midnight on tha Fridays to plait my hair 😒but I forgave her and did tha winnings for her! There was soooo much to look at, 🦚 peacocks, little ponies, ponies galloping in tha fields, big tall shavings and I put my bravest pants on, excepts when the peacocks did tha noises and I had to do tha wavings at auntie Sarah so she could see me in tha dangers. She didn’t like that and I got booped. I had soooo many snacks when I did tha good trottins and soooo many pats! I didn’t even do tha knockins on tha walls in tha taxi so I think I got extra brownie points for that! I kepts my arms and legs in tha vehicles at all tha times 💪🏻🧡🍊

A, do tha enterings in tha up downs then indicate and turnins right…V, X, R do tha canterins across tha WHAT?! You mean ...
19/06/2023

A, do tha enterings in tha up downs then indicate and turnins right…V, X, R do tha canterins across tha WHAT?! You mean I have to canterins away from the fences in the middle of tha sand pits, I’m not to sure about that!!!
Just doin tha homework’s as mum said we have a parties this weekends so I need to know where I’m going because she’s rubbish. We did some practicing this mornins with tha canterins and leavin tha fences and I did good, but it was soooo hard and I was wobbley like tha snakes 🐍 but I can do showing people my best dancing on Saturday 💪🏻 💃🏼 🍊🧡

13/06/2023

Did the strollins round tha roads this morning…and when I said this mornin, mum woked me up to ride me at 7.30!!! That should be criminals!! Apparently it was because it’s sooooo hot right now and she didn’t want me to get too warm. I’ll let her off. She did let me into the strip next to my fields for a few hours to eat all tha grass in there which is up to my knees!!! Mum had to roll me in to my stable like a barrel 🐷 🍊🧡

Mum did tha comparisons pictures as I’ve been hitting tha gym, I would say I have been working out pretty well. Look at ...
06/06/2023

Mum did tha comparisons pictures as I’ve been hitting tha gym, I would say I have been working out pretty well. Look at tha butts 🍑 I did good running in tha sand pitts today, lots of canterings. I was really brave because tha builder man was dragging a big blue sheet across tha gardens and I didn’t bat tha eyelids, but then a killer pigeons took aims at me and my leg felled off and had to takes cover, I just had to do tha warnings to mum, she didn’t find it funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

Did tha thinkings, and I have sooo many fans that I might aswell have my own pages to write all about my dairies…enjoy 🔥...
05/06/2023

Did tha thinkings, and I have sooo many fans that I might aswell have my own pages to write all about my dairies…enjoy 🔥🍊🧡

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