The Geordie Groomer

13/01/2025

If anyone is after an appointment today.
Emily has a cancellation this afternoon.

Please drop me a message if you would like the appointment

23/12/2024

I would like to wish all my clients a wonderful Christmas and a very Merry New Year. 🍸 🍻 🥂
Thank you all dearly for your continued support and patients.
I look forward to welcoming you and your babies in 2025 🎄

15/11/2024

Canine grooming appointment available before Christmas with Paris and Emily.

If you would like your pooch all pampered between now and Christmas. 🎄
Please call
Paris 07566773353
Emily 07368368362

Both ladies are based inside The Geordie Groomer. Award winning salon and stylists with a combination of over 60 years experience 🤩

20/09/2024

🎉 Don’t forget—it’s the Melksham Makers' Market this month! 🎉

We’ve got an amazing line up of local makers, and one you won’t want to miss is Mamma Thea! Specialising in pure, organic, and natural skincare, everything is handmade just up the road in Lacock, Wiltshire. Treat yourself to her luxurious soaps, rich and creamy body butters, and soothing lip balms—all crafted with love and care. Your skin will thank you! 🌿✨

And that’s not all! With plenty of other talented traders, from crafty gift boxes to tasty treats, there’s something for everyone. Bring your family, grab your friends, and enjoy a fun day out!

🗓️ When: Saturday 28th September, 9am - 2pm
📍 Where: Melksham Market Place

Shop local, support small, and spoil yourself! 💚

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10/09/2024

Calling all Dog owners.....

The Beautiful Paris has now joined The Geordie Groomer.... Based here in Melksham

Paris has availability to pamper your Beautiful Fur babies....

Paris is a passionate groomer and has a wide range of experience with all things FUR.....

If you would like an appointment, or discuss a groom then please contact Paris direct. 07566773353

18/08/2024

The Geordie Groomer would like to wish a HUGE welcome our NEW recruit .

Paris will be joining the team here on the 9th of September.

If anyone is looking to book in with Paris or Ann please contact them direct on the numbers below.

Derek (The Geordie Groomer) is now fully booked until the New Year. .............Yes! that is correct........ Fully Booked....... I currently don't have space to rebook anyone unless i have a cancellation, Any changes of appointments or clients without appointments will be passed over to Ann and Paris....


Ann 07749478043 has availability from October

Paris 07566773353 will have faxable availability from the 9th September.

Look forward to seeing you all soon 🐾

02/08/2024

22/07/2024

More sweets now back in stock.

Loads of great chews to keep those teeth clean.

Low prices with great value for money.

🍬 🍭 🍬

22/06/2024

I am now currently on Holiday until the 1st of July. All messages will be responded to upon my return.
Have a fabulous week ✈️✈️⛱🍹

12/06/2024

I want to thank all my customer who have recommending my services. I really do appreciate it. 🥰
However…..
I am currently closing my books to NEW clients as I am too far booked in advance.
I currently don’t have any Saturday appointments left for the rest of the year and I am very limited in week day appointments. I have tried to book my regulars up until 🎅 🎄. (Scary I know).
Unfortunately, if you have to cancel your appointment or you miss your appointment. I can’t guarantee another until (1) you next appointment or (2) I get a cancellation. .
Please do bare this in mind…..

I am looking to rent more tables out and get more groomers in the salon to help with the mass influx of clients wanting to joint my books.
Sorry for any inconvenience.

05/05/2024

A sad day for The Geordie Groomer.

Today was Rebecca’s last day working as part of the team.
Rebecca is moving on to pastures new. 😢
I’m sure you will all agree, she’s been an amazing asset to TGG. We will all miss her, including all the fluffies.
Wishing you all the luck in the world on your new adventure. X###

05/04/2024

I’m sure the birds will love to have some of this handsome fellas fluffy coat to keep their chicks warm. 🤩

We have very limited spaces left this month.
Once they are full, we won’t have any available appointments for 7/8 weeks.

Please do remember to book your next 1/2 appointments in before you leave.

🌸 🌺 🌹 ☀️

17/03/2024

After our huge win at crufts,

Today we went all the way to Leicestershire to support the 60 years of spire toy dog.

Ann winning reserve best in show with Conker

Myself winning 3rd best in show and reserve best veteran in show.

Out of 198 dogs. 🥳🥳

Thank you all for you comments and support.

06/03/2024

Good Morning all.

This weekend is Crufts.......

The salon will be closed for myself for the weekend as I will be exhibiting and doing grooming demonstrations on the BIG green carpet.
I wish all my wonderful clients the best of luck who are competing this year.

Look forward to seeing you all after the weekend