The Dogfather Groomers

05/07/2025

I love Groomer Humour they tell it exactly how it is!! Give them a follow!!

This is right up there with "I've tried 4 or 5 groomers and nobody gets it right" and "the last groomer" or "my groomer keeps letting me down" that last one.... Yeah, you've been sacked mate!

All those 🚩

😂🤣 Keep it up, no filter! 🐾

I'll be blending with a 7f ...

04/07/2025

Not today Steve, I can't be arsed! 😴

02/07/2025

and Potter have both had an epic deshed sesh this week. I swear they've both turned up wearing two coats!!

11/06/2025

Mateo has his first puppy pamper today. 💙

09/06/2025

🐾🐾🐾🐾 Cancellation slot available this Wednesday (11th) at 2pm🐾🐾🐾🐾

Call/message to book.

30/05/2025

New local business to support!! Give DG Car Valets Valets a follow and if you're one of his first 10 cleans (I deffo took advantage of that so there's not 10 now) you might get a cheeky discount!! If all the discounts have gone just mention my name and he'll charge you the same price as everyone else!! 🤣

You can pick up a card when you pick up your pooch if you like, or not, whatever!?! 🤷

Good luck in your new venture Dave 🍀

26/05/2025

🐾SELF EMPLOYED OPPORTUNITY🐾
🐾TABLE TO RENT🐾

Located in Morecambe town centre, Lancashire. Availability for a qualified/experienced Dog Groomer. Table available six days a week to choose your own hours.

You will need to manage your own diary & have your own clients. We're turning potential customers away daily so this is a great opportunity to build a client base reasonably quickly.

Must have :
* At least 12 months experience (portfolio required) or recognised dog grooming qualification
* Be confident and able to work alone
* Able to deliver a good standard of grooming
* Your own tools such as blades, clippers and scissors
* Your own insurance
* Good customer service skills

Rent Incudes:
* Use of electric table and bath
* Use of Shampoos and products i.e scents/sprays
* Use of blasters /finish dryers

Please message me or email [email protected] for more information.

23/05/2025

Naya came for her first visit yesterday with her little comfort cow. She didn't need it, she's a superstar! ⭐

18/05/2025

Nah, it's easy! It's just playing with puppies all day! Not even a proper job, basically just a hobby! 🤔

Fellow groomers, does that sound familiar? 🤣

09/05/2025

You: "I don't want him short!!"

Me: "Do you brush him?"

You: "No, he doesn't like it"

Me: "Ok, so you don't brush him at home cos he doesn't like it but you want me to do something he doesn't like to him for about 3 hours? Yeah, we can do that!" 👀

This is the conversation that usually takes place just before you leave the shop and I cut your dog short 🤣😂

Groomer Humour

Not sure how I'll ever get over this! ...