Alfie

Alfie Follow the trials and tribulations of Alfie as he stumbles through life as a Labrador. Mud is Life

I need to find new humans….They’ve got a thing of purpose to tell each other when I’ve been fed. No more double portions...
01/01/2025

I need to find new humans….

They’ve got a thing of purpose to tell each other when I’ve been fed. No more double portions for me now 😔

Had Tim Hortons breakfast with the humans this morning. 🤤 They refused to share their hash browns though. Miserable bugg...
27/12/2024

Had Tim Hortons breakfast with the humans this morning. 🤤

They refused to share their hash browns though. Miserable buggers.

The humans have always told me it’s bad manners to play with your food, and then the grumpy human brings this bad boy ou...
25/12/2024

The humans have always told me it’s bad manners to play with your food, and then the grumpy human brings this bad boy out!

Bloody hypocritical I say!

Grumpy human is feeding me sprouts! 💨 💥 💨
23/12/2024

Grumpy human is feeding me sprouts! 💨 💥 💨

I’m emBARKing on a new career in the new year. It is perfect job for me, and my love of water….. I’m going to be a 💦 🚒...
23/12/2024

I’m emBARKing on a new career in the new year. It is perfect job for me, and my love of water…..

I’m going to be a 💦 🚒 💦

I reckon I looked pretty dapper yesterday when I was on duty at The Dogs Paddocks Longendale.
22/12/2024

I reckon I looked pretty dapper yesterday when I was on duty at The Dogs Paddocks Longendale.

21/12/2024

The humans are wrapping Christmas presents. I know some of them are for me, but they’ve kicked me out of the wrapping room. I’ll sneak in while they’re not looking

21/12/2024

I’m SUPER excited that I’ve been chosen as a model for Waggy Bum & Diamond Pawture to show off some of their new collars.

The human has said my new wardrobe will be here in the new year.

Wonder what colour collar I’ll get sent. 😝

20/12/2024

Exciting announcement incoming!

18/12/2024

Managed to play the humans off against each other this evening and get double tea!

14/12/2024

Challenge accepted! I can destroy most toys 🦈 🦷

The human went out today with one of the cats that bully me. Apparently she’s an important cat now as she’s won some awa...
07/12/2024

The human went out today with one of the cats that bully me. Apparently she’s an important cat now as she’s won some award or something. Bet she bullies me more now she’s feline royalty. 🐱

The slaves have been giving the cats more attention than me this evening. I made sure I reserved my spot early at bedtim...
26/11/2024

The slaves have been giving the cats more attention than me this evening. I made sure I reserved my spot early at bedtime so I could snuggle up 🥰

Bark ranger duty was great fun this evening.
26/11/2024

Bark ranger duty was great fun this evening.

It’s a hard life being a Labrador 🐶
24/11/2024

It’s a hard life being a Labrador 🐶

The humans are shopping and have been mocking me. They’ve said these two goofy hounds are like me. 😤
11/11/2024

The humans are shopping and have been mocking me. They’ve said these two goofy hounds are like me. 😤

I’m getting suspicious…..They’ve packed my holiday suitcase. The only issue is they took their cases somewhere earlier o...
04/11/2024

I’m getting suspicious…..

They’ve packed my holiday suitcase. The only issue is they took their cases somewhere earlier on and mine was left here 🤔

They’re up to something!

The humans have washed my collar collection. Do they not know how much effort I put into getting them the correct shade ...
03/11/2024

The humans have washed my collar collection. Do they not know how much effort I put into getting them the correct shade of brown? 😡

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Huge thanks to Volksmaster Ltd for fixing my dog taxi today! 👏

Love a dusk trip to the field. ❤️

Haslington!
Haslington!

Field number three of the day. It’s a bit windy now 💨

It’s a bit warm ☀️
It’s a bit warm ☀️

Decided it was time to cool off a bit at The Dogs Paddocks Nantwich. 💦

Playtime!
Playtime!

The Dogs Paddocks Market Drayton

Duffnut!
Duffnut!

Teasing bloody human. Gimme the food.

I’m pooped after my day out with the slaves. Got home and went straight to bed. It’s a hard life being a Labrador!

The human has cheated on me.
The human has cheated on me.

The grumpy human has really excelled himself today. I think it’s time to exchange him for a new model…. He’s been on a road trip today. Did he offer to take me? Did he hell! He muttered something about him working and a smash and grab probably wouldn’t go down that well. RUDE He’s driven past Tebay Services not once, but twice and he hasn’t brought me a bone back. 🦴 if that’s not cruelty, I don’t know what is. He has cheated on me with another dog while he was ‘working’. I call 🐂 💩. It was all planned. Next time he goes on a road trip for work, I’m going. He clearly can’t be trusted. Does anyone know how much I’d get if I part exchanged a grumpy Yorkshireman for a more accommodating model?

Easing the puppy into the zoomie routine with a warm up…..

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