Due to a Christmas of vet bills and a foal still requiring treatment.
I have decided to open my 2 Yr olds up to REASONABLE offers. (Currently priced in low 5 figs, starting with a 10)
Homes will be vetted.
🌟Javendi, Bay gelding to make 16.1hh.
ARS Vivendi x Jacondrik.
🌟Dalesman, Black gelding to make 16.3/17hh.
Feinrich x Lestingdale
🌟Lady Loki, Black filly to make 16.1hh.
Firestone x Lestingdale.
Any share that results in a $@|£ will be rewarded with a £100 thank you! ❤️
Sledging is a whole family affair. Miami Mulan aka Ushu is not so sure 🤣❤️
Before backing your youngster, please read:
🐴 A horse ages about 3 times faster than a human.
So, a 90-year-old human is like a 30-year-old horse. Both are creaky, missing teeth, probably wear glasses, and are living their best retirement life—spending more time at the spa than at work. 🧓✨
A 25-year-old horse is like a 75-year-old human. Still getting things done, but don’t ask them to lift anything heavy.
A 20-year-old horse is like a 60-year-old human. Body’s a little sore, but the brain is still ready to run a marathon… even if the legs aren’t. 🧠🏃♂️
A 13-year-old horse is like a 39-year-old human. Peak performance—wise enough to know what’s going on, strong enough to get things done, and probably complaining about back pain by lunchtime. 💪😅
Now, let’s talk about the babies:
A 3-year-old horse is like a 9-year-old kid. Still in “I don’t wanna work” mode. Maybe they’ll help out by drawing you a picture of a unicorn, but that’s about it. 🎨🦄
A 4-year-old horse is like a 12-year-old kid. Doing odd jobs for pocket money—mowing lawns, delivering newspapers. They can start earning their keep, but don’t expect them to finish the job without a snack break. 🍪
A 5-year-old horse is like a 15-year-old teenager. Full of attitude, thinks they know everything, but can barely handle a chore without “accidentally” doing it wrong. Still growing, so don’t ask them to carry a fridge, but they can start building some muscle. 💪😜
A 6-year-old horse is like an 18-year-old human. An adult! Finally ready to do some real work—if you can get them to stop texting for five minutes. THE CORRECT AGE TO START WORKING! 📱💼
Pushing your youngster too hard too soon? Prepare for a future of limping horses and dramatic eye rolls. 🦵🤦♂️ Take your time! One more year of chill can add 10 years of useful working life. Be patient with your pride and joy (and maybe bribe them wit
If you're looking for a filly with no personality, no character, who won't have you doubled over laughing.
This filly certainly isn't for you.
She is hilarious, and I absolutely adore her.
I know whoever views her first will definitely buy her❤️
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It is now time for Dalesman to find his forever hooman🖤
Feinrich x Heartbreaker Dressage Horses stallion Lestingdale
This beautiful boy has just turned one.
His Feinrich Dam always stamps her foals with size, balance, lightness, and my personal favourite..... the kindest nature.
Combined with Lestingdale's modern breeding, stunning good looks, huge engine, and also the sweetest of stallions!!!
This boy has everything you will need to succeed.
If you're an awful person, please don't contact me! 👌
@lou.m.bann now identifies as Kevin👌🤣
Absolute LEGEND!!!
@lou.m.bann please let me put the minion one on 🤣🤣🤣