Lovemud Dog Lady

Lovemud Dog Lady As seen on ITV’s This Morning. Tips for pro groomers & owners… with some chatty dogs along the way! We have canine welfare at the heart of the service we offer.
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Certified, insured, friendly & professional grooming service in Polegate. Every full groom comes with a 6 point health check as standard. And as we are trained in canine behaviour, we use positive reward based reinforcement to work with and around the dog, to ensure the grooming experience is a positive one for your mud lover. We offer tailored services to meet your requirements, whether it be a m

uch needed full groom, a refreshing wash & dry, or a simple pedicure to smarten those paws, we can help. We look forward to hearing from you and to beautifying your mud lover!

POV: You're not a groomer… until you've mastered the bum trim. 🍑✂️This brand-new 10-minute seminar is dedicated to one o...
23/04/2025

POV: You're not a groomer… until you've mastered the bum trim. 🍑✂️

This brand-new 10-minute seminar is dedicated to one of the most delicate areas of dog grooming:
👉 The bottom. The b***y. The bum.

Whether you’re a pro or a cheeky pawrent trying to stay tidy between grooms, this is your guide to doing it safely, calmly, and confidently.

🧼 Tool choices
✂️ Clipper settings
🤝 Handling tips
🧽 Cleaning your gear after

💻 Watch instantly
💸 Just £5
🛜 Available worldwide
🐾 Become a Lovemud Learner and unlock access to 70+ seminars!

❗️NB: A professional groomer is always the best option for this kind of work.
Buuuut… I know some of you cheeky owners are giving it a go at home—whether the industry likes it or not. 😅
So I'm here to help you do it kindly, safely, and without traumatising the bum or the bond. 💜

✨ No weird fragrances, just real talk, safe trimming, and a laugh or two along the way.

Swipe through the screenshots to see what’s covered and get a peek inside this short but mighty seminar.

Type BUM in the comments if you'd like the link pinged over!
(Or become a monthly member and unlock everything for just £20/month – cancel anytime, zero faff.)

How I Built a Loyal Client Base (Without Burnout or Bum Sniffing… Mostly)Let’s break down the 3 Cs that helped me build ...
22/04/2025

How I Built a Loyal Client Base (Without Burnout or Bum Sniffing… Mostly)

Let’s break down the 3 Cs that helped me build a grooming business full of dream clients (the kind who rebook, show up on time, and sometimes bring cake):

✂️ Consistency – Deliver a reliable, calming experience every time. It builds trust—and trust builds loyalty.
✂️ Communication – Keep it real. Keep it kind. Clients love feeling in the loop and listened to.
✂️ Character – Don’t be afraid to show up as YOU. Whether it’s your soft approach, your cosy vibe, or your full-blown doggy voiceovers (guilty), your vibe attracts your floofy tribe.

I’ve poured everything I know into a Sales & Marketing Seminar for groomers who want to grow—without losing their sanity (or their sense of humour).

Comment “PROMOTE” below and I’ll send you the link within 24 hours!

REAL BEHIND THE REELS: Easter Edition 🐣💥The Easter Bunny may have forgotten to show up last night…But this mum? Pulled o...
20/04/2025

REAL BEHIND THE REELS: Easter Edition 🐣💥

The Easter Bunny may have forgotten to show up last night…
But this mum? Pulled off a chaotic, chocolate-fuelled miracle by 6:20am.

✨ Maxie on peak roast mode.
✨ Lenny stealing bunny ears mid-egg-hunt.
✨ Me sprinting round the lounge like a caffeinated spaniel.
✨ And somehow… CHOCOLATE WAS EARNED.

This one’s for the mums winging it with toast crumbs in their hair and zero memory of holiday traditions until 6 minutes past dawn.
Swipe for the full chaos—and thank you Maxie, you absolute legend, for being on hilarious form. 🐶👑🍫

How did your Easter morning go?
👇 Tell me I’m not the only one surviving on laughs and lattes.

I’m not here to win trophies. I’m here to stop floofs getting shaved bald when they don’t need to be.Truth is—I’ve lost ...
19/04/2025

I’m not here to win trophies. I’m here to stop floofs getting shaved bald when they don’t need to be.

Truth is—I’ve lost my way a bit lately.
Sobriety has changed how I operate. It’s brought clarity… but it’s also made me face life without my old coping tools (like wine and panic-editing at midnight while crying into a biscuit or 10…).

I’ve had a lot to juggle this past year, and somewhere along the way, I started trying to do everything… instead of sticking to what I do best.

And what I do best?
Helping dog owners actually understand how to look after their dog’s coat at home.
Helping new groomers who are scared to ask the “basics” because they think they should already know.
Creating content that other groomers can use to educate their clients (without shame, snobbery or a slicker brush stuck up their bumhole).

This is real-life, in-salon, floof care—not textbook theory.
Think less Notes from the Grooming Table and more Notes from the Undercarriage.
(One day I’ll do a glossary of Lovemud Lingo… but until then, just know that Klingons, p**p shoots, and snog-a-dog moments are all par for the course. Ps… no one likes a knotty nu-nu…)

So this is my Lovemud reset.
Less faff. More floof.
More back-to-basics, bum-trimming, strong-tea-drinking, real-talk grooming advice.

Because your floof deserves comfort, not confusion.
And so do you.

What would you love me to share more about?
Brushing? Tools? Dematting? Coat types? Puppy prep?
Pop it in the comments and I’ll cover the most requested topics in my next vids.











I’ll go first…Lenny stares at himself in the mirror, falls off the back of the sofa a lot, and barks if a cloud moves.Lo...
15/04/2025

I’ll go first…

Lenny stares at himself in the mirror, falls off the back of the sofa a lot, and barks if a cloud moves.

Lolly gives ME a look of pure disgust after doing a b***y tootie… humps her favourite bed and snores for TEAM GB.

We all have needs. No judgement.

Your turn.

What’s something your floof does that makes zero sense…

because being a floofy weirdo is their love language.

PM snack with a view… of curls and chaos.Granola: crunchy.Fruit: fresh.Dog: judging me for not sharing.Me: wondering how...
12/04/2025

PM snack with a view… of curls and chaos.
Granola: crunchy.
Fruit: fresh.
Dog: judging me for not sharing.
Me: wondering how long I can stay here before responsibilities notice I’m missing.

Swipe for:
1. Healthy intentions.
2. A floofy side-eye.
3. Maximum floof. Minimal chill.

Who else is team ‘eat it outside and pretend life is sorted’?

Yes. I’ve officially jumped on the ‘make yourself into a retro toy’ bandwagon.AI gave it a go… four times.Which one’s yo...
12/04/2025

Yes. I’ve officially jumped on the ‘make yourself into a retro toy’ bandwagon.

AI gave it a go… four times.
Which one’s your fave?
(Or which one looks most likely to shout “NO ONE LIKES A KNOTTY NOO NOO” across a grooming table?)

In one of them I look like Sandra from accounts.
You know the one—brings in egg mayo sandwiches, glares at your mug usage, and secretly also loves a dog snog...

Ps: Is it me or do I look like Amanda Abbington in the black outfit one!!????

Tell me, tell me, tell me…What’s ya floof’s favourite thing?Lenny’s is stealing pants and pretending it’s parkour. Lolly...
10/04/2025

Tell me, tell me, tell me…

What’s ya floof’s favourite thing?

Lenny’s is stealing pants and pretending it’s parkour. Lolly’s is shoe relocation.

Is yours a slipper thief?
A sock sucker?
A proud protector of the sacred front window?
A professional biscuit detector?
An embarrassingly enthusiastic crotch sniffer?

Spinning before a poo, barking at leaves, dramatic sighing when you say “walk later”—
I live for it all. Love all your floofy weirdos!!!

Drop your floof’s quirks below—I’m ready for snorts, giggles and tail-wagging madness.

The floofs were in. The chaos commenced.And yes, that was Lenny channelling his inner meerkat behind me!Maxie’s childcar...
09/04/2025

The floofs were in. The chaos commenced.
And yes, that was Lenny channelling his inner meerkat behind me!

Maxie’s childcare plans did a dramatic exit stage left—but hey, the snips don’t stop.
The dogs still got their glam, their snogs, and their moment in the spotlight.

We trimmed.
We laughed.
We may have danced with a spaniel (briefly, no regrets).
And I even managed to avoid a Lenny ambush. Just.

Did I hit 10,000 steps? Nope.
Did I get to the gym? Absolutely not.
Did I earn my Chinese takeaway anyway?
You bet your sweet and sour sauce I did.

To all the jugglers out there—parenting, working, surviving Easter holidays—I see you. I salute you. And I send love.
And maybe a crate of cream eggs. Is it ever not the time? Now I’m craving one…

This is the ‘real behind the reels’.
Just a floofy girl, spinning dog bowls, making tails wag, and laughing through the chaos.

PS: Protect the flap. Always.

PPS: New seminar out tomorrow… if life doesn’t do another dramatic stage-left number on me!

POV: You’re trying to groom a fox with trust issues, Olympic-level escape tactics, and a dramatic streak that would make...
07/04/2025

POV: You’re trying to groom a fox with trust issues, Olympic-level escape tactics, and a dramatic streak that would make Tom Hardy mid–method acting meltdown look tame.

Meet Kiko the Shiba Inu—a walking floof paradox:
Independent but sensitive. Aloof but adorable.
And when it comes to grooming?
Let’s just say… he had some thoughts.

This month’s NEW SEMINAR is officially live, and it’s a fun one!
Part 1 is up now:
Grooming & De-shedding a Shiba Inu
(Fun facts included. Think David Attenborough… but with a slicker.)

Coming soon:
• Bathing a Shiba
• Drying & light tidy-up
• BONUS chapter: Tools & product links with discount codes! You ask, I deliver.

Whether you groom Shibas, own one, or just admire them from a safe distance, this one’s a hoot.

Tag a groomer who’s met a Shiba scream.
Or one who’s ever picked undercoat out of their eyeball… or bra. (It’s a thing.)

Keep an eye out tomorrow when the full seminar course goes live!

(MEMBERS—you can access Chapter 1 right now!)

Remember life before floofs? When hot drinks stayed hot and mugs actually reached your lips? Yeah… me neither. This is n...
05/04/2025

Remember life before floofs?

When hot drinks stayed hot and mugs actually reached your lips? Yeah… me neither.

This is now a support pup and a resistance band in one.

Happy Mummy Day to all the mums out there—hooman mums, floof mums, feathered mums, scaled mums, plant mums…We see you. W...
30/03/2025

Happy Mummy Day to all the mums out there—hooman mums, floof mums, feathered mums, scaled mums, plant mums…
We see you. We love you. We hope someone else is doing the dishes today.

Now tell me…
Do you run the house, or do they?
Are you a proud dog mum… or more of a dog’s PA?

I won’t judge—Lenny’s currently got a better skincare routine than I do.




“The name’s Bond. Kiko Bond.”Licensed to shed.Dressed to kill.Launched a stealthy escape attempt—classic ninja assassin ...
26/03/2025

“The name’s Bond. Kiko Bond.”

Licensed to shed.
Dressed to kill.
Launched a stealthy escape attempt—classic ninja assassin behaviour (but with better hair).

You never quite know what you’re going to get with a new client—behaviour-wise, this boy had a lot to say… some of it loud, most of it dramatic. But just LOOK at him!

Drop your breed guesses below—wrong or creative answers welcome!

New seminar drops tomorrow covering:
• Removing dead coat
• Bathing & drying techniques
• A little bit of styling
• And behaviour signals throughout (aka: the full Kiko experience)

Because grooming isn’t just about coat care—it’s about decoding the drama.

PS: I posted five pics because narrowing down this level of floofy fabulousness felt illegal. Why have two when you can have all five?
(Also, he earned it after the window stunt.)

18 months sober today. 💜Yep, you read that right. 18 months. Still alive, still kicking, and still learning. 💪It’s been ...
25/03/2025

18 months sober today. 💜
Yep, you read that right. 18 months. Still alive, still kicking, and still learning. 💪

It’s been a journey, not just of letting go, but of growing. Learning how to live fully—without alcohol, without numbing, just real life. And guess what? Life is so much richer without the haze. 🌿

Some days? Still a hot mess. But here’s the deal: I no longer hate myself. I recognize that life gets lifey, and now I have to face it head-on rather than hiding in a wine glass. 🍷🙅‍♀️ No more wondering why I did the same thing again when I know the consequences and how crap I feel the next day. It’s madness. Doing the same thing but expecting a different result—that’s the definition of insanity, right? Turns out, life was the issue—not alcohol. I wasn’t masking things; I was avoiding them. But now? I’m showing up better. And let me tell you, it’s been messy, but it’s been worth it. 🌀

I choose me—because when I fill my own cup, I’m way more fun to be around. 😎 I’ve learned who I am:
I’m goofy, clumsy, dog-obsessed, and I even talk to caterpillars about how green they are… and that’s ALL OK! 😂
I’ve learned what I want and how to tackle life, not run from it. Spoiler alert: It’s not perfect, but I’m intentional, present, and stronger than I ever thought possible. 💪✨

Sobriety has made me a better mum to Maxie, a better dog owner (Lenny’s still trying to punch me in the face though 😆) (and Lolly is still relocating shoes 🥿🐾).

It’s not just about being better—it’s about being real. And honestly, that’s what makes life feel worth it. 🙌

Every day isn’t perfect, but I’m taking it one day at a time, with the support of my fellows. ❤️

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So, if you’re thinking about making a change: I see you. There is another way to live, and you’re strong enough to find it. 🙏💜

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Drop a heart or your story below—I wanna hear how you’re showing up better! 💜

Give me 3 words (or drop a pic, Facebook fam!) to sum up your day… 📸I’ll go first:Dog punch. Tech rage. Omelette trauma....
24/03/2025

Give me 3 words (or drop a pic, Facebook fam!) to sum up your day… 📸

I’ll go first:

Dog punch. Tech rage. Omelette trauma. 🍳💥🐶

Yes, really.

Today was supposed to be a full-on, strategic CEO sparkle kinda day ✨.
Instead? 4 hours stuck in a tech hole, a surprise right hook from Lenny—who showed zero remorse 😤—and a high-protein omelette that nearly took me out. Honestly, I thought I’d go out like this—taken down by a tasty but deadly brunch. 😅

Heads up, pups: 🐾
You’re about to see a whole lot more of this.
Less curated sparkle, more unfiltered chaos.
I’m calling it: The Real Behind the Reels—because let’s face it, life’s never as neat as a floofed-up topknot 🐾. Sometimes it’s me in a hoodie, chasing a senior Spaniel parading around with my best pants… all while I’m trying to film “edutaining” grooming content. 🐶💥

This is:
Heart. Humor. Hoodies. Hounds. 💜🐾
So, who’s on board?

Drop your 3 words below—I want to hear your chaos too. 😆

I’ll be here… probably still traumatised by Lenny and gasping from that omelette. 🤦‍♀️🍳

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Show me a picture of your floofs toe beans!!! 🫘 🐾 🫘 🐾
24/03/2025

Show me a picture of your floofs toe beans!!!
🫘 🐾 🫘

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Show me ya floof selfies!!!Happy weekend people!!! 🐶
22/03/2025

Show me ya floof selfies!!!

Happy weekend people!!!

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TELL ME what makes your floofs tail wag??
21/03/2025

TELL ME what makes your floofs tail wag??

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