Lovemud Dog Lady

Lovemud Dog Lady As seen on ITV’s This Morning. Tips for pro groomers & owners… with some chatty dogs along the way! We have canine welfare at the heart of the service we offer.
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Certified, insured, friendly & professional grooming service in Polegate. Every full groom comes with a 6 point health check as standard. And as we are trained in canine behaviour, we use positive reward based reinforcement to work with and around the dog, to ensure the grooming experience is a positive one for your mud lover. We offer tailored services to meet your requirements, whether it be a m

uch needed full groom, a refreshing wash & dry, or a simple pedicure to smarten those paws, we can help. We look forward to hearing from you and to beautifying your mud lover!

POV: You’ve hit emotional rock bottom… so your floof prescribes a chin cuddle. 🐶💆‍♀️Lenny’s got that perfect pressure-po...
26/06/2025

POV: You’ve hit emotional rock bottom… so your floof prescribes a chin cuddle. 🐶💆‍♀️

Lenny’s got that perfect pressure-point lean down to an art form.
It’s giving:
🐾 “I trained at the Paw-ris Institute of Emotional Support.”
🐾 “Tell me everything. I’m listening… but also I might lick your nostril mid-story.”
🐾 “Would sir like a side of ASMR sniffles and warm, curly tummy fluff?”

Lolly is supervising like she’s the floofy foreman of my emotional recovery project.

Honestly? Dog therapy is real.
The warmth. The weight. The unconditional love. The faint scent of freshly aired-out paws.
It’s practically tactile medication wrapped in snoot kisses.

I’ve done a dog walk.
I’ve had a pastry-based snack (okay… three snacks).
I’ve had a tiny cry (aka an eye-water cleanse).
Now I’m deep in a floof cuddle, followed by a full system reboot via shower.

✨ Not sad. Just being emotionally recalibrated by licensed professionals.✨

This too shall pass. And in the meantime, there’s Lenny.

What’s your comfort go-to when life gets lifey?
Chin cuddles? Warm tea? Sniffing your dog’s ears and pretending everything’s fine?

Drop it in the comments 👇 Let’s make a list of weirdly effective, dog-based emotional support tactics.

Lolly: “Oh look, Lenny… it’s the nice man from the telly!”Lenny: “Nice?! Dats da man dat cut my baubles off! 😳”Clearly s...
25/06/2025

Lolly: “Oh look, Lenny… it’s the nice man from the telly!”
Lenny: “Nice?! Dats da man dat cut my baubles off! 😳”

Clearly still traumatised.
Meanwhile, Lolly’s just chillin’—living her best tartan-scarf life, waiting for her media debut.
Dr Scott on This Morning, talking all things summer safety for pets.
We were watching verrrry closely… some of us more emotionally invested than others 🐾📺😂

P.S. Remember Chobby? 🐶
She was found under a bush—neglected, scared, and in desperate need of help. Dr. Scott worked his magic on her health, and I had the absolute honour of giving her that first transformation groom. 💜
Well… her full story is going live on YouTube tonight. The before, the after, and the floofy glow-up in between.
Watch this space—it’s a special one. ✨🐾

24/06/2025

Would you rather a fast groom or a happy floof? 🐾💛
Me? I choose kindness—every single time.

That’s why I:
✨ Let them lie down if they need to
🛁 Keep the bath right next to the table
💬 Watch for subtle signs and whispers
Because they’re not just dogs—they’re family.

And kindness doesn’t stop at how we handle them…
It’s in what we use on their skin and coat too.
I love the WAHL Shampoo range—clean, gentle, and no nasties. 💧
Dirty Beastie and Easy Groom Conditioner are my go-tos!

🗣 Want the link?
Just type BEASTIE in the comments and I’ll ping it over. 💌

Let’s be lovely to their skin and soul. They’ll thank you with a tail wag… and maybe a cheeky snog. 💋🐶


Happy Monday, Facebook!The week may have started early (hello 5:47am club), but I’ve got coffee in one hand and two prof...
23/06/2025

Happy Monday, Facebook!

The week may have started early (hello 5:47am club), but I’ve got coffee in one hand and two professional snugglers in my lap.

Yesterday was a write-off. Today? A reset.
A reminder to love myself—even the quirky, emotional, loud-laughing, coffee-fuelled, deeply human bits.

This morning’s snuggly chaos is brought to you by:
🐾 One velcro floof
🐾 One elegant snoozer
🐾 And one woman determined to be a little kinder to herself today.

Let’s start the week with soft hearts, waggy tails, and a healthy dose of self-compassion.
May your Monday be calm, caffeinated, and full of dog snogs. 💛

POV: The final pose of our award-winning modern dance duet…We called it “Symphony in Brown (and Blonde).”There were twir...
21/06/2025

POV: The final pose of our award-winning modern dance duet…

We called it “Symphony in Brown (and Blonde).”

There were twirls. There were leaps. There was a dramatic lift where Lenny held Lolly by the tail (emotional).
And then, with perfect mirroring and complete disregard for dignity—we nailed the finale. 💩🩰

If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when two floofs simultaneously drop the mic…
This is it. 👇


Right… I can finally reveal what I got up to today. 👀🎤I’ve been keeping this under wraps for a while and hinting that so...
20/06/2025

Right… I can finally reveal what I got up to today. 👀🎤

I’ve been keeping this under wraps for a while and hinting that something exciting was going down…
And I might have said it was with Dr. Scott. 😅
Turns out, he’s recording his episode another day—so apologies if you were here for an Aussie vet fix!

BUT—what I did get up to was pretty cool…

Today I headed to Southend to record an upcoming podcast with Adam from – and I’ll be honest, I went in with an open mind.

We chatted for hours (literally)—about the dogs, the trolls, the journey.
But also about something deeper: the power of social media when used with heart.
We spoke openly about platform shifts, algorithm chaos, and the value in leaning into our personalities as a point of difference.
(He’s way bigger than me followers-wise—but the passion? That’s mutual.🔥)

What stood out most was this: we’re all still learning.
None of us are the same people we were 3 or 4 years ago.
We’ve all got content we’d not post now. 🙋‍♀️
And what you see online? It’s just a snippet—not the whole story.

The conversation was full of honesty, growth, and a shared love for the floofy ones.
The real highlight? Meeting Leo the Rottie – the original gentle giant and total babe from their first viral TikToks. 🐶💜

🎧 The podcast won’t be out for a while, but I’ll let you know the second it drops.
🎥 There’s a YouTube version coming too—because of course there is!

Huge thanks to Adam and the team for being so welcoming.
I’m really glad I went.

Tired now… off to nap with my floofs. 🐾😴

🚨 Friday Morning PSA 🚨Before you ask me for advice on your toxic ex or life crisis…Just remember:My solution is always🐶 ...
20/06/2025

🚨 Friday Morning PSA 🚨

Before you ask me for advice on your toxic ex or life crisis…

Just remember:
My solution is always
🐶 adopt a dog
🦴 buy a brush
💩 go for a walk and pick up some poo.

✨ Therapy? Nah.
✨ Closure? Optional.
✨ New floof? Absolutely.

Tell me I’m wrong…
👇 What’s the best accidental dog decision you’ve ever made?

Guess what  and I are up to tomorrow?…
19/06/2025

Guess what and I are up to tomorrow?…

19/06/2025

5:32am… I think the dogs are awake…

🎉 Red Bull for breakfast? Apparently yes.

Lolly’s 13 and fully giving it—she’s 100% going to have DOMS tomorrow. 🐾
I tried to warn her. Did they listen? Of course not.
No one listens to me in this house. Not even the dogs.

🐶 What time did your floof wake up today—and were they this feral?

No new seminar this week—your girl is catching up on grooms, wiping noses (mostly my own), and trying to stop the dogs e...
16/06/2025

No new seminar this week—your girl is catching up on grooms, wiping noses (mostly my own), and trying to stop the dogs eating grass like it’s salad. 🐾🥗

If Father’s Day felt a bit tender, I’m sending you a hug. 💜

But next week? We’re back with a bang…

🎬 The Cockapoo Masterclass is landing!
My most detailed seminar yet—from prep, to tricky bits, to styling and clearing those eyes.
Plus, a full product + tool list so you know exactly what to get and where. Watch the premiere next week from anywhere in the world 🌍

AND it’s a full Dr. Scott week over here:
📺 The Rescue Vet’s latest YouTube episode featuring gorgeous Chobby goes live this Wednesday
🎙️ Then on Friday, me and Scott are teaming up again for something a bit different… watch this space 👀

👉 Not a seminar member yet?
Type MEMBER in the comments and I’ll ping you the link to unlock 75+ on-demand grooming seminars you can watch anytime, anywhere. Practical, real-life grooming help—no fluff (except on the dogs). 💜

Oops… used the dog shampoo and felt like a very good girl all day 🛁🐾🤣Anyone else made the mix-up?👇 Drop your number (or ...
16/06/2025

Oops… used the dog shampoo and felt like a very good girl all day 🛁🐾🤣
Anyone else made the mix-up?

👇 Drop your number (or a new one!) in the comments—no judgement, only judgement-free tail wags.

1️⃣ No, never. I respect boundaries.
2️⃣ I do it regularly and wait patiently to be called a good girl.
3️⃣ Only when I’m out of Olaplex and need to feel spiritually connected to my cockapoo.
4️⃣ It was a mistake… but my fringe has never been bouncier.
5️⃣ I do it for the sausage treats. Obviously.

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