
11/07/2025
This Slush is the only kind of puppy I want to see outside right now...
By the way, are you grumpy yet?
Aside from the temperatures, do you know what else is soaring?
Irritability.
We are not equipped for this.
Our houses don't have air con built in.
Our freezers aren't big enough to fit our bodies inside.
The beaches are stinking wet with sewage.
Instead of lounging by our paddling pools, sipping gin & tonics, we're fighting over the last Calippo in Tesco.
Beer gardens might be heaving, but we're stuck on Teams calls, with laptops running at 2,000°c
At night, we're too hot to sleep.
In the morning, too annoyed to function.
And what about the puppy?
Doesn't want to go for a walk.
Doesn't want to eat their food.
Doesn't want to play.
Doesn't understand why they can't go outside, even when you explain, for the tenth time, if you open the garden door, they will actually die.
Your dog is probably fed up too.
I'm not going to regurgitate advice on heatstroke and why you shouldn't be walking your dog on your lunch break - you can search for this online.
Instead, here's some other stuff you might not have thought of:
- If your pup is out of their routine, not eating or sleeping as much as normal, they might get irritated quicker than they usually would.
- Growling is one of the first signs that they're unhappy - it means back off, not that your dog is necessarily aggressive.
If your pup is growling, accept this as you've done something wrong, and stop doing it!
- This is the not the best time to socialise your puppy with other dogs.
- Also probably not a good idea to invite your children's friends round for playdates - unless you can safely separate your puppy.
Things your dog previously tolerated - such as you kissing their face, or smooshing them, might now be met with a paw battering to your face.
- If your pup doesn't want to go for a walk, don't make them. You've got a solid 16 years of dog walks ahead of you, who cares if you miss a few.
- If your dog is picking at their food, don't give them loads of treats, unless you want them to get diarrhoea. Offer smaller portions of their food, a little more regularly than you usually would.
Did I miss anything? Post your hot-dog Summer stories in the comments!