MeeraPuppins Puppy Training

MeeraPuppins Puppy Training Accredited Puppy Trainer - Sheffield, Yorkshire
Author of Practically Perfect Puppy & Other Lies Welcome to Meera Puppins - Sheffield puppy training specialist.
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My mission is to help you to positively train, safely socialise and confidently raise your puppy to be practically perfect! I offer 121 training sessions that take place at your home or local area, and small-group fun and friendly puppy classes.

Have you got a puppy, live in Sheffield and looking for some group-classes without a 6 week commitment?Cool.Tickets are ...
04/11/2024

Have you got a puppy, live in Sheffield and looking for some group-classes without a 6 week commitment?

Cool.

Tickets are now on sale for my upcoming small-group puppy classes! No 6 week commitment ;)

All classes will be hosted at Moss Valley Tails - a safe, secure and indoor location, with loads of parking and no slippy flooring!

Spaces for each class are limited to a maximum of 6 pups, aged up to one year old.

Only 5 spaces left now for Teething Terrors & Jesus Christ, Fenton! (puppy recall training class).

To book, please apply for your space here:
https://forms.gle/MaBqN3c597YRsBWd8

The early bird might get the worm, but worms are disgusting.I'd rather be the second mouse and get a mouth full of yummy...
02/11/2024

The early bird might get the worm, but worms are disgusting.
I'd rather be the second mouse and get a mouth full of yummy cheese.

Early-bird tickets go on sale tomorrow for my small-group puppy classes and workshops - but only if you're a member of Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

There's only 6 spaces per class.
Suitable for pups aged up to one year old.

If you've got any questions, please ping em in the comments!

Behind the scenes: Gomez had just gifted Morticia an 8 week old puppy.Truly terrifying stuff.Especially because it was t...
31/10/2024

Behind the scenes:
Gomez had just gifted Morticia an 8 week old puppy.

Truly terrifying stuff.

Especially because it was their first time raising a puppy, and they'd picked a Doodle.

Wednesday and Pugsley had practically raised themselves.

Why couldn't the puppy do the same?

Why was it so difficult to have this creature in the house?
Why wasn't the training working?
Why were they arguing so much over it?
Did they make a mistake?

Puppies can be unpleasant, and it's normal to feel miserable about yours.

Why am I saying this?
As an accredited puppy training specialist, you guys ring me when things are going wrong with your puppy, and you're ready for some help.

Over the years I've had SOS calls with puppy owners who were ready to return their pup on day 4. Relationships that had never been challenged as badly as by a puppy crying at 3a.m. People who had waited years to get a puppy, and were not loving the outcome.
No shame, it ain't easy!

The less scary news is that, unless you love being miserable, tickets for my small group puppy biting workshop & recall training class go on sale on Monday 4th November.

If you need help with something else, I've got 2 private spaces left for November, where you get to work with me on a 1-2-1 basis.

Helpful links in the comments.

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Friendly reminder that:a) I'm currently stuffed full of Belgian beer, waffles & frites, and regret my decision to wear n...
30/10/2024

Friendly reminder that:

a) I'm currently stuffed full of Belgian beer, waffles & frites, and regret my decision to wear non elasticated clothing on this girlie trip to Bruges.

b) I'm going to be hosting a couple of small-group puppy classes and workshops between now and the end of the year.

Early bird tickets will go on sale on Sunday 3rd November IF you're a member of Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

There are only six spaces per workshop / classes.
Suitable for pups aged up to one year old.
Positive training methods only.

General sale tickets will be released on Monday 4th November.

Classes will be held at S8 8BG
Secure indoor location with ample parking and no slippy flooring!

Have you had any "Jesus Christ, Fenton!" moments whilst trying to teach your puppy a decent recall?Watch the video (with...
29/10/2024

Have you had any "Jesus Christ, Fenton!" moments whilst trying to teach your puppy a decent recall?

Watch the video (with the sound on!) if you're not sure...

It's not easy trying to teach your pup that coming back onto the lead is fun, when they've decided that the real fun is ignoring you!
Or in Fenton's case, chasing deer!

On Saturday 30th November I'm teaching a "Jesus Christ, Fenton!" puppy recall training class.
Yes, that really is the name of my class!

- Suitable for pups up to 1 year old.
- Maximum 6 pups in my class.
- Positive recall training methods only.
- Safe, secure, indoor location.
- We won't bring the deer out ;)

📍 S8 8BG Moss Valley Tails
🕑 08.50-9.50a.m.
🎟 Tickets go on sale on Monday 4th November

Fenton the Labrador, not Benton, chasing red deer in Richmond Park, London.Buy Fenton merchandise now at the official Fenton webstore: http://fenton.firebran...

Spooky season is well and truly upon on us - I just watched the credit balance on my utilties account ghost me whilst I ...
28/10/2024

Spooky season is well and truly upon on us - I just watched the credit balance on my utilties account ghost me whilst I was thinking about switching my heating on.

Something else that's scary is a teething puppy.
Specifically, their seemingly feral teething and biting.

It's relentless, painful and definitely feels personal when they get to the point of breaking skin and drawing blood. At this point, lots of puppy owners panic and believe their puppy is an aggressive hell demon.

Honestly though, there are so many reasons why your puppy is biting:

Sleep - often a lack of.
Stress.
Fear.
Pain (not just causing it!).
Diet.
Witching hour.

Teaching your puppy to have mouth manners (horrible phrase, I know) is really hard when they are biting everything in sight, nothing is working and you're tired, angry or upset (or all three!).

Unfortunately, puppy biting often doesn't just go away by itself. Your puppy needs you to help them through the ouchy, chewy, bitey, ragey phase.

Which is why on Saturday 23rd November, I'm hosting a one-off puppy workshop for Teething Terrors.

You will:

Get my expert help and guidance as to understanding why your puppy is a bitey gremlin.

Get some actual help on making it stop.

Be supported so that your relationship with your puppy isn't as awkward / damaged as watching Married At First Sight.

Learn what, and how, to teach your bitey puppy through play - which might sound stupid, but you'd be surprised. And no, we won't be swapping your limbs for toys.

There are ONLY 6 spaces for this workshop.

📍S8 8BG Secure indoor location, with parking.
🐾 Your puppy must be vaccinated.
💑 Maximum 2 adults per puppy.
✅️ Gentle, positive training only.

Unfortunately not suitable for children aged under 16.

📧 Tickets go on sale on Monday 4th November - first come, first served.

Don't tell the puppies, but the kittens where I work need your help please!
27/10/2024

Don't tell the puppies, but the kittens where I work need your help please!

It's spooky season, and our newly rescued kittens have heard some terrifying news...

We told them that we're running low on kitten milk, and they immediately demanded a trip to Tesco to stock up on their much-needed supplies.

We explained they can't have regular milk as it will make them poorly. They also can't have plant based milk. We're not sure if they believed us, which is why we need your help please!

We're wondering if any of our amazing supporters could help us and our kittens by donating some kitten milk and food for them.

Please see the link to our Amazon Wishlist - https://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/3KZJS8UOAKI4L

Unfortunately, our kittens are not quite ready for rehoming just yet and we aren't able to accept application via Facebook. Please keep an eye out on our website in the next few weeks if you would be interested in offering any of them a home. We do have a number of cats and kittens available who are ready for their new homes now!

Thank you 💙

It's happening!Meera Puppins does small-group puppy stuff in Sheffield.Tickets will go on sale on Monday 4th November.- ...
24/10/2024

It's happening!

Meera Puppins does small-group puppy stuff in Sheffield.

Tickets will go on sale on Monday 4th November.

- Maximum 6 pups per class.
- Positive training techniques only!
Leave your prongs / shock collars / slip leads / whatever you thought you learnt from the telly trainers / broomsticks at home.

23/11 - Teething Terrors.
Puppy biting workshop.

30/11 - Jesus Christ Fenton!
Puppy recall training class.

14/12 -
How organised do you think I am?

More details coming soon.
For now, swipe --》and save the dates

Moss Valley Tails
Petpals GC dogs in Sheffield for adoption

P.S. The epic references are Sleepless in Seattle & you really need to Google "Jesus Christ Fenton!!" and watch the video for it to make sense.

There's blood and broken skin. A feeling similar to standing on a bit of Lego in your bare feet.Crime-scene like bite ma...
22/10/2024

There's blood and broken skin.
A feeling similar to standing on a bit of Lego in your bare feet.
Crime-scene like bite marks on the walls and table legs.
Your ankles have been skinned.
Threats of rehoming have been made.
You've cried over your kitchen sink whilst mainlining gin.

Your teething puppy is horrible.
A feral- beast.
A hell goblin.
They stopped being cute twelve bites ago.

You've Googled. Sworn. Cried. Sworn some more.
Tried yelling NO!
Shoved toys into their demonic mouth - they just spit them out in a cloud of brimstone and fury.
You've told your partner you can't do this anymore.
Dangled your thumb over the breeder's number.

You shut the crate door, just for a minute, just for a break, just to stick a plaster on the bleeding bite.

The guilt knocks you for sick (not a typo) and you wonder a) what you're doing wrong; and b) how to make it stop.

Here's what I know:

- It ain't your fault. But there are things you might be doing that aren't going to be helpful. As puppies teethe, biting is a form of pain relief. But from the temperature of their food, changes to their (often disturbed) sleep and even the way you play with them, what they do with their mouths has a lot to do with you.

- To make the biting stop, download the Sheffield Puppy Owners Survival Guide and get my help now.
All you need to do is download it, read it and do the things I've outlined in the Guide. Yes that does make everything seem overly simplistic, but I reckon you've got about 18 seconds before the chomping starts again.

Link in the comments.

Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

Did you get the memo?Raising a puppy can be a bitey, ouchy, stressy, messy, ragey, jumpy-uppy, shouty 6-12 months of you...
17/10/2024

Did you get the memo?

Raising a puppy can be a bitey, ouchy, stressy, messy, ragey, jumpy-uppy, shouty 6-12 months of your life.

That's a long time if you've found yourself on the puppy owner struggle bus.

I was reminded of this when I saw a post from a newly qualified dog trainer - with reputatable creditations, not some half-wit with a slip-lead on TikTok, or the infamous tw@t in a cravat.

In their post, the freshly qualified dog trainer, was in a reyt old panic.

Over what?
Over their puppy.

They were absolutely knackered. Massively overwhelmed. Really embarrassed. They thought they were well prepared. They'd done everything correctly. And yet they were agonising over everything. Feeling like a failure. Resenting their puppy.

The comments section was full of help for this person, but what they actually wanted, was to know that:

- It ain't easy, because puppies ain't easy.
- Other people have been through the same hellish few months that you have.
- There are *others* out there who are struggling through puppyhood. There is comfort in this!
- It takes a village. And no one wants to be the idiot.

There is power in community, especially when it's run by an actual expert (or team of) who properly get what happens at both ends of the lead.

Sometimes you don't want help.
You just want to have a whinge and a moan about your pup and for someone to go "Yep, they're feral little hell beasts."

Other times, you do need help.

For these times, I created Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

Run by moi.
The IMDT Accredited puppy training specialist.

I wrote a book about the reality of getting a puppy- it's called Practically Perfect Puppy & Other Lies.

And I love helping puppy owners to navigate puppyhood with a lot less of the bitey, ouchy, stressy, rage stuff.

Wanna join our club of happy puppy owners?
Go on then.

Link (hopefully) in the comments and above.

📷 of puppy Rocky. The boy for whom butter did not melt ;) I will share Rocky & Pippa's story soon.
And yeah, the adorable irony of the "I love my cat" bed is not lost on me.
Or anyone who has a puppy and a cat.

Did you get the memo?Raising a puppy can be a bitey, ouchy, stressy, messy, ragey, jumpy-uppy, shouty 6-12 months of you...
17/10/2024

Did you get the memo?

Raising a puppy can be a bitey, ouchy, stressy, messy, ragey, jumpy-uppy, shouty 6-12 months of your life.

That's a long time if you've found yourself on the puppy owner struggle bus.

I was reminded of this when I saw a post from a newly qualified dog trainer - with reputatable creditations, not some half-wit with a slip-lead on TikTok, or the infamous tw@t in a cravat.

In their post, the freshly qualified dog trainer, was in a reyt old panic.

Over what?
Over their puppy.

They were absolutely knackered. Massively overwhelmed. Really embarrassed. They thought they were well prepared. They'd done everything correctly. And yet they were agonising over everything. Feeling like a failure. Resenting their puppy.

The comments section was full of help for this person, but what they actually wanted, was to know that:

- It ain't easy, because puppies ain't easy.
- Other people have been through the same hellish few months that you have.
- There are *others* out there who are struggling through puppyhood. There is comfort in this!
- It takes a village. And no one wants to be the idiot.

There is power in community, especially when it's run by an actual expert (or team of) who properly get what happens at both ends of the lead.

Sometimes you don't want help.
You just want to have a whinge and a moan about your pup and for someone to go "Yep, they're feral little hell beasts."

Other times, you do need help.

For these times, I created Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

Run by moi.
The IMDT Accredited puppy training specialist.

I wrote a book about the reality of getting a puppy- it's called Practically Perfect Puppy & Other Lies.

And I love helping puppy owners to navigate puppyhood with a lot less of the bitey, ouchy, stressy, rage stuff.

Wanna join our club of happy puppy owners?
Go on then.

Link (hopefully) in the comments and above.

📷 of puppy Rocky. The boy for whom butter did not melt ;) I will share Rocky & Pippa's story soon.

Build it...and they might not come, heck, they might not even notice!On Friday I'm heading over to Moss Valley Tails to ...
15/10/2024

Build it...and they might not come, heck, they might not even notice!

On Friday I'm heading over to Moss Valley Tails to check out their indoor venue, which looks perfect for me to host small group puppy classes / workshops / social meets locally in S8.

But before I start planning an elaborate class schedule, what kinds of things would you like to attend with your puppy?

In Sheffield we're literally spoilt for choice for things to do with our pups, so as an accredited puppy training specialist, I want to offer something a little different, and only for small groups of maximum 4-6 pups.

For me, puppies = up to 12 months

A little further down the line, I'll be looking at offering things for teenage dogs too.
Teenage dogs = 12 months - 20 months of age (this is a rough guide, different breeds / sizes of dog will turn into teens at different ages)

So, my question is, what kinds of small-group classes / socials / workshops would you like to attend for your puppy?

- Workshops on how to stop your puppy's painful biting?

- Small-group puppy socials (note: this is NOT puppy socialisation whereby they all run riot and wind each other up, that's actually called a recipe for disaster).

- Workshops tailored for your end of the lead - maybe you need a hand figuring out your puppy's behaviours?

- Something else?

A penny for your thoughts in the comments...

Meera Puppins: Sheffield Puppy Club

P.S. Sorry but, no actual pennies for your thoughts. Maybe one of those really nice chocolate coins if you come to one of my classes.

This is the second entry of Could it be a career? – jobs I’d like to do, if I wasn’t MeeraPuppins - Sheffield Puppy Trai...
14/10/2024

This is the second entry of Could it be a career? – jobs I’d like to do, if I wasn’t MeeraPuppins - Sheffield Puppy Training Specialist. Nobody panic though, it’s just for fun.

Je Ne Sais Quoi literally translates as “I know not what.” It’s often used to describe something pleasing that you can’t quite put your finger on, but it makes you smile and you keep going back for more.

I’d like to think we all have a je ne sais quoi - I’m nosy, would love to know what yours is! Mine is raiding the bakery counter at Tesco. Makes me smile, plus I have a Clubcard and elasticated jeans - which both trick me into thinking I can keep going back for more.

On one such early morning raid, clutching my bag of freshly baked croissants (two pack, all butter) I had an idea for an alternative career.

Opening up my own bakery, called
“Je Ne Sais Quoi(ssant)" with the USP of serving “pastries for the indecisive”.

You know when you want a little something to eat, but you don’t know what you want, but nothing that is offered / suggested / mentioned / plated down in front of you actually hits the spot?
Many a fight has been caused by this feeling. See also: your partner not buying you chips when you said you weren't hungry. Even though they should know better than that.

Serving a delectable range of plain, sweet, moreish and build your own croissants, there’s something for everyone. Not build as in like a Lego build, but you could buy a croissanty base and then pretend you’re in an episode of Bake Off by carefully loading it with a bunch of delicious tasting, pretty looking things – also conveniently sold in the shop, with razor thin profit margins, because how do you charge per pitted green olive or pink-pony shaped sugar star?

Of course the shop would be dog friendly, and I’d even do little doggy croissants made out of ingredients that (probably) won’t give them diarrhoea. Rescue dogs would eat for free.

The queues for Je Ne Sais Quoi(ssant) would likely be massive. Initially, probably not because of soaring demand and fame-loading levels of popularity, but because I’ve effectively created a solution for those of us who are hungry, but don’t know what we want to eat.

"If it really was a once in a lifetime opportunity, nobody would bother flying to Iceland." - My friend - on not seeing ...
11/10/2024

"If it really was a once in a lifetime opportunity, nobody would bother flying to Iceland." - My friend - on not seeing the Aurora Borealis in the UK.

Did you see it, or did you miss it?
I slept through it, although I do feel like I saw it, just from the gazillions of photos in the papers (and by papers, I mean endlessly scrolling through social media).

Now that the furor has died down (the furora?) What else have you missed recently?

Have you missed out on training opportunities with your puppy?
Not spotted the subtle signs that actually they might not be feeling 100%?
Missed chances to reinforce your pup, so they keep doing those nice behaviours that you do actually like?

We immediately notice when:

- Our puppy isn't listening to us.
- The lead feels like a chainsaw ripping through the palm of your hand.
- Our puppy's biting feels like we're being chomped alive, whilst being licked by a bajillion mosquitos.
- We've not realised our puppy needed the toilet, and now we have wet (or brown) socks.
- We're stuck in a big sludgy swamp of non-progress.
- We've tried everything, but nothing works - except we haven't actually tried getting help from an accredited, puppy training specialist...

Your puppy won't be a puppy forever, but they might grow up to be a bit of a terror - and that's not their fault.

Puppies do not have the ability to pre-meditate.
They do not have the gift of foresight.
And they are not able foreplan (had to be careful with my spell check there) - just as much as they don't have the ability to book themselves fancy holidays on your credit card. Reykjavik, anyone?

As a puppy training specialist, I often see the things that you can't. I can see the connection between what your pup eats and how they behave; between risk and reward; reinforcement and inadvertent punishment (you, not me, my training methods are exclusively kind and gentle).

I then gather up all my insights and turn them into stuff you can do with your puppy to make things easier, simpler, more enjoyable.

Ready to see what you've been missing?
Link in the comments to help you get started!

It's   today & I wanted to share an unpopular opinion:Getting a puppy (or a dog) isn't always amazing for your mental he...
10/10/2024

It's today & I wanted to share an unpopular opinion:

Getting a puppy (or a dog) isn't always amazing for your mental health.

If you've read my book, you'll know about Gosseta (gorgeous Brindle lurcher) & Theo (handsome blue greyhound).

They were the two best worst dogs in the world.
I loved them both beyond measure, but caring for them broke my brain in ways I didn't think possible.

Getting a puppy (or an older dog) can be massively overwhelming, really stressful and a million miles away from the Disney like dream of glorious walks, a thigh gap from all the walking (just me?) cosy Sunday pub lunches with your pup roasting their chestnuts by the log burning fire, coming home to someone who is unconditionally happy to see you... wouldn't it be nice if all of that was realistic, or even easy?

The reality can absolutely look like lying awake at night desperately Googling "how to stop puppy crying in crate." Or "emergency wine delivery service." Scooping turds out of your carpet. Having your limbs painfully chomped on. Being ignored. Feeling fed up. Wanting to cry. Picking fights with your partner. Wondering if you've made a mistake.

This doesn't make you a bad person and it happens more often than you might think.

Your end of the lead matters.
The relationship you nurture and develop with your puppy matters.

Finding a puppy trainer who knows this; understands this, and can talk to you about it, matters.

So let's talk about what's happening on your end of the lead, and if I can help you, I will.
https://meerapuppins.co.uk/contact/

Practically Perfect Puppy?What other lies have they been telling you?Do you want to learn the truth about puppy parentin...
09/10/2024

Practically Perfect Puppy?

What other lies have they been telling you?

Do you want to learn the truth about puppy parenting?

Wishing you could feel like a much more confident, happier, relaxed puppy owner?

Find out how you can do that, here: https://meerapuppins.co.uk/buy-my-book/

How Meadowhall got her name...“Ergh, you’re not going to Meadowhell, are you. The best time to get there is 8.52a.m. bef...
08/10/2024

How Meadowhall got her name...

“Ergh, you’re not going to Meadowhell, are you. The best time to get there is 8.52a.m. before the shops open. You can get parked, in and out before the crowds descend.” – everyone in Sheffield when I used to live in S5.

This time, I’m not talking about the shopping centre, but local Sheffield legend, Meadowhall @ Support Dogs

This particular Meadowhall isn’t a place where relationships are tested, your bank account is emptied, and your patience is reduced to a smithereen…
The Meadowhall I’m talking about is a gorgeous two-year-old white Labrador. She’s in training with Sheffield based charity, Support Dogs, learning how to predict and alert her handler to seizures. She got her name because she’s being sponsored by the shopping centre.

Meadowhall is learning how to nudge her handler to alert them before a seizure happens. Her training is quite literally life-saving and pretty damn inspirational too. When she’s not busy being a real-life superhero, Meadowhall’s hobbies also include mud, and Primula cheese – nice to see that fame isn’t getting to her head!

Now, depending on which stage of puppyhood you’re at, you might be feeling a bit “arrrgghhh” because in a world of Meadowhall’s, you’re not actually having a brilliant time with your puppy. No one ever talks about this though. To downplay their feral-beastness, we laugh it off with a “ooh it’s a good job he / she’s cute!” or “ooh it’s hard work isn’t it!” – well yes, yes it is.

Especially if you’re stuck in:

- The nippy, bitey, OUCH THAT REALLY HURT stage.
This bit is horrible. Especially if your puppy draws blood whilst chomping down on you, which feels upsetting, unwarranted and violent, but also like a personal attack. You’ve tried saying NO! crossing your arms, turning your back, squealing like a Swiftie … but the bitey horrors persist… and honestly this isn’t something puppies just grow out of.

- Missed the toilet AGAIN stage.
I’m still talking about your puppy, but hope everything is OK if you were thinking about anyone that you live with.
Puppy toilet training can be tricky – common mistakes include using puppy pads (congratulations, you’ve just created an indoor toilet) and leaving the back door open all day (except it’s a bit cold for that now isn’t it) and it can also be gross – let’s be honest, who actually wants to be scooping up turds out of the crate before you’ve even had a coffee?

- You might shout, but your puppy will definitely ignore you stage.
Selective deafness is very common in puppies – so don’t feel bad for yelling when you’ve been politely asking them to get down off the sofa / stop launching themselves at the kids / get their heads out of the bin / stop eating the skirting board / leave the cat alone / stop digging up the garden… only to be completely, utterly, totally ignored. Standing around in the house / garden waving a packet of treats to get their attention can feel like bribery, and worryingly like you’re rewarding “bad” behaviour.

If any of this resonates with you, I really hope that you’re not going to just carry on as you are. Puppies are not “naughty” or “stubborn” or “feral little hell beasts” but if you’re not quite sure on what sort of training you should be doing with them at home, then it’s easy for things to get worse, feel hopeless and take longer to fix. This can also wreck your relationship with your puppy.

Not sure if you know, but you can talk to me about your puppy struggles. You can book a complimentary 20 minute puppy chat, where you can tell me what the problems are, and we can have a chat about how I can help you. There’s no shaming of the weird things you might have already tried at home, and no judgment either. I’ve been on your end of the lead before – and it’s how I ended up as Meera Puppins.

Not saying you need to quit your corporate life and become a puppy training specialist, but I would definitely recommend that you check out the comments to book in a puppy chat with me.
You never know, it might be just what you and your puppy need!

📷 Not my pic, I got it from The Star, Sheffield

In 2019 I slapped a permanent “Out of Office” onto my corporate career, and started dabbling in vet-care related jobs, d...
06/10/2024

In 2019 I slapped a permanent “Out of Office” onto my corporate career, and started dabbling in vet-care related jobs, dog-walking, sitting and training.

Recently, I’ve been a bit battered by some health issues, which has made my current career of being a puppy training specialist, a little challenging.

This got me thinking about stuff that I’d do if I wasn’t Meera Puppins, Sheffield Puppy Training Specialist.

This is just for fun, nobody panic...

At the same time, welcome to Entry No.1 of
“Could it be a career…?"

I’d like to write recipes for tired women in their 30’s.

Aged 36 (nearly 37) I find myself dogless (not by choice) and childless (completely by choice.)
The thought of someone asking me “what’s for dinner” makes me want to shove the app into their hands and quip “whatever Tuesday’s hungry hippo deal is, duh”.

Cooking isn’t a necessity if you want to stay alive. We live in a world where you can, through the medium of boiling water, make a life-restoring cup of tea (add sugar for energy and health) and bring a packet of instant noodles to the boil in just one flick of the kettle’s switch.

If the marketing ploy is to be believed, there are trace elements of real chicken in the dusty yellow flavouring packet. Gourmet noodling in a one-pan wonder. Perfect when you've just come back from the gym, need to eat, need to shower, need to see what's happening on the new season of Love is Blind and go to bed before the alarm that switches your phone app offs, is triggered by your scrolling.

Other recipes would include multipack crisp and cheese sandwiches. These are massively underrated – salt and vinegar works best, and the cheese must be the basic stuff, no fancy, smelly weird blue things please. This is not an opportunity to show off about how much of your disposable income you left in the fromage aisle of the supermarket. This is about what you need, at 8pm, in your kitchen after happy hour with the girls on a Wednesday night, when your boss has been an absolute feral hell-beast, and the love-interest in your life has experienced a very vague semblance of the onset of seasonal illness, and is now trolling through Etsy in search of plague masks whilst simultaneously plaguing you with questions about how ill they appear.

Weekdays are hectic, stressful, busy. You need Recipes for Tired Women in their 30’s.

If you’re craving something sweet but also filling, a toasted chocolate digestive sandwich works wonders for an indecisive stomach. It’s important to place the biscuits chocolate side down, so it melts into the lashings of butter haphazardly splattered onto the toast.

My recipe book would include ingredients that you have actually shoved into your cupboards / freezer. No unnecessary trips to the shop – although going to the shop is actually one of life’s pleasures.

I wouldn’t insult you with the promise of “15 minute meals” because I don’t know how well you know your kitchen, or how slow – or fast, you are when it comes to following my recipes.

The recipes would specifically written for women like us, in our 30’s, who are tired, and would rather be in bed with a book and a warm puppy resting their chin on our feet, or scrolling through our phones whilst pausing Netflix to take photos of our puppy in sleeping position 1,308.

This is much more preferable to wielding saucepans, almost maiming ourselves with overly sharp knives and then wading through a grotty sink full of gritty plates and oily baking trays with enough Fairy Liquid to start a bubble bath that we wish we’d had instead.

P.S. Variations of the book may include other titles such as “what to feed your puppy when you’ve run out of their food."

Because adulting is hard and you had a lot to remember this week.

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30/09/2024

Don't look at the photo 🤣

Seriously...stop looking at it!

It's time for another meet the team and today it is Meera, one of our amazing Pet Welfare Assistant!

Meera started with us in January and didn’t waste any time becoming an invaluable member of the Sheffield team! Since she started, she has got stuck in, eager to learn and become part of the Sheffield family!

As a Pet Welfare Assistant, Meera gets involved in absolutely everything on site, from the admissions to veterinary treatments to adoptions! Meera sees the pets through the entire journey and is happy to help every member of the team!

We all appreciate the amazing support that Meera gives, along with making the team laugh and supporting with all the team’s wellbeing, Meera is all in for pet care and going the extra mile with customers!

She is always willing to care for guinea pigs, through veterinary care and needing some extra love! She has gained confidence with cats and heightened her love for all animals throughout her journey. As well as running her own business too!

We could not run our Sheffield centre, without Meera, and the team all loves her!

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