
01/04/2025
๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: We Now Offer Exotic Pet Walking! ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Attention all pet parentsโweโre expanding our services to include exotic pets! Thatโs right, weโre now accepting kangaroos, chameleons, parrots, mini alligators, and even the occasional pet dragon (as long as theyโre fire-trained, of course).
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Specialized Care โ We are now trained in kangaroo cardio sessions, snake snuggle time (for the affectionate ones), and dragon wing massages.
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Custom Walks โ Need your tortoise taken for a speed walk? Your parrot flown around the block? Weโve got you covered!
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Limited Openings! โ Due to high demand, we can only accept five pet alligators at a time.
Spots are filling up fastโbook now before our first T-Rex client arrives! ๐ฆ
(P.S. Happy April Foolsโ! But if you have a real exotic petโฆ letโs chat. ๐)