04/01/2026
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I have 14,000 photos on my phone. 13,500 of them are my dog. And I'm not even exaggerating. My camera roll is DOMINATED by pictures of him. Sleeping. Playing. Sitting. Walking. Literally just existing. My favorite category? Weird sleeping positions. I have HUNDREDS. Dog upside down. Dog with his legs in the air. Dog twisted into a pretzel. Dog half-falling off the couch but somehow comfortable. Each one is PRECIOUS and I need documentation of all of them. My friends complain about their phones running out of storage. Mine is full because my dog made a funny face and I took 47 photos of it. People collect shoes, purses, watches - I collect memories of my dog. Because one day he won't be here, and I'm going to want to remember EVERYTHING. Every silly moment. Every weird position. Every expression. I'm building an archive of his life because he's the most important thing in mine. So yeah, I take too many photos. I have an embarrassing amount of storage dedicated to one dog. I show people pictures they didn't ask to see. But I'm documenting every moment with my best friend. And when he's gone, I'll have thousands of memories to look back on. That's worth way more than a collection of shoes.