10/04/2024
Lambing - from the perspective of her indoors -
You think your Rayburn is incontinent because there is a pool of water around it from the waterproofs hanging behind it
You have wheelbarrow tyre tracks across your dining room floor where they have restocked blocks for the wood burner
Your fridge is packed to the rafters as you have the makings of lunches and dinners for 3,5,6,8,9 people depending on demand and rainfall
Your best Tupperware quick shake has gone down the shed (if you know -you know )
You have a 2kg pack of bacon in the fridge and 4 dozen eggs, just in case…..
See previous point on lunches.
You have Amazon and the vet on speed dial.
The washing machine, dishwasher and tumble dryer are constantly beeping at you
When he says where’s the bottle you need to check whether it’s a lambs bottle, a wine bottle or a whiskey bottle he is referring to.
