Astonella Maine Coon Cattery

21/06/2023

Lovely little girl available. Silver tabby and white looking for her Hooman to wait on her. Beautiful temperament, European lines

24/03/2023

https://gofund.me/39b820d8

Words from Lola’s mother Jodi: “We are writing this at a devastating time and we are reach… Nicolas Di Matteo needs your support for Lola's Recovery Fund

18/03/2023

Its show time 😃

18/03/2023

Veggie Reggie giving his ‘smoulder’ look

24/02/2023

Trying to unpack my case with an audience. Glad to be home ❤️

13/02/2023

Sad re home for my daughter. Orion is a Ns22 neutered male Maine C**n (3 years old August). He is the most loving affectionate boy and a proper lap cat but loves to open doors. He gets along with other cats. However he needs space and ideally outside access in catio or cat proofed garden. He is and will be the best companion. My daughter is expecting her first baby and is worried his persistent cuddle requirement may project onto the cot etc, so she’s panicking. TICA registered. There will be a fee for him, but home is more important. Please message me with any questions

11/02/2023

Our new queen out of quarantine and loving life with the family. Flew through vet check and fitted in really well, Pillowtalk Silverstone (Maverick) loves her already! Welcome D’Oracol Raya to our home. Can’t wait to see her grow

21/12/2022

Pleased to announce our long awaited new queen D’Oracol Raya who we are collecting late January. Can’t wait to meet her. This beautiful girl will be my start back after an awful year. Thank you Petra Guiman and Bobbi Troup for your trust with her…here’s to 2023 breeding programme 🥂🥂🥂

10/11/2022

After losing my Bailey a few weeks ago, I have decided to retire from breeding. The 3 years Ive been doing this amazing hobby has been a journey and I’ve met some amazing people and made some good friends. But there have been more lows than highs, and I fear my poor heart can not take another crack. I love my cats dearly, and would rather cuddle and love my remaining brood than put myself through the ‘what if’ that comes with breeding. My hat goes off to Maine C**n breeders for their dedication. People think it’s easy, but have no idea what goes into ensuring their lines and kittens are the best they can be ❤️

26/08/2022

This amazing boy will be joining us early September. Looking forward to meeting him ❤️

26/08/2022

Ivy gave birth to 5 healthy babies. She did so well, 4 boys 1 girl ❤️

18/08/2022

Could the lovely lady who has Maine C**ns for therapy please message me. I’m sorry, I had your name and details but seem to have misplaced them 😬

10/08/2022

3 of my boys chilling in the evening sun. Been a hot few days for them ☀️☀️☀️

08/08/2022

I'm pleased to confirm the pregnancy of our ns22 girl 'Ivy' (Shaded Carrier) & es11 (Shaded) stud Apollo. First litter of 2022 and very excited to see what this litter brings. Kittens due around 16th August 🐱🐱

01/03/2022

When did the babies get so big!! 4 months old yesterday. Little (not so little) Rufus ❤️❤️

23/02/2022

Mini Maui …. I can’t and won’t replace my beautiful boy, but his little half brother makes the loss easier ❤️

16/02/2022

We have decided to keep Ollie. She is developing nicely and will make an amazing addition to our kittie family.

DOB 28/10/21.

We have a cat at home that needs close attention for health reasons and we feel she would be better suited to a family/cattery deserving of her quality. If interested please message me pet or active and what your set up is please. She must go to a home with cat companions as she loves playing with all my MC’s here. She is literally one in a million, but I have to concentrate on Gatsby
Thank you ❤️

28/01/2022

R.I.P My Maui … taken too soon )2yrs next week. Killed by a hit and run outside my house. He’s never been out our back garden, but tried his arm through the living room window. Straight under a car. Never stood a chance.

You brought so my joy into our family, our first MC and we are distraught you have crossed the rainbow bridge. Sleep well little man. I’m choked every time you sneak into my head. Pls don’t leave…I want to keep you safe where I can see you. Love you My Maui ### 💔💔💔😢😢😢

21/01/2022

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16/01/2022

Kittens love watching through their window! But have a feeling they want out 😊🙈

12/01/2022

Congratulations on acquiring your new Maine C**n. Please find the instructions for your particular model as each model varies slightly.

Although your Maine C**n comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production we do occasionally have issues with components such as loose screws, or in some cases those screws missing altogether.

There are various modes your Maine C**n can be set to:-

Mode 1 – The Sleep Mode – can be activated for most of the day. This is normal and you should not worry. In fact you should appreciate the peace when Sleep Mode is activated.

Mode 2 – Anarchy Mode - As much as I have tried to ease the effect of anarchy it is not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of the Anarchy Mode, in regards they were missed off the installation. Should your Maine C**n suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, this feature cannot sadly be altered.

Mode 3 – Zoomies Mode – also known as Frantic Random Activity Periods – FRAPs. A case of the FRAPs is exhibited when your Maine C**n will have unmistakable high explosions of energy – running round in circles, running from room to room, scrambling up the curtains. There are many reasons this can happen, the source is still being worked on but manufacturing fails to find this fault. Please be aware though this seems to be a common behaviour and therefore I respectfully ask you not to contact me as Customer Services.

Mode 4 – Reset Function – To be read in conjunction with the other Modes. Each Maine C**n I supply comes with a reset function which runs alongside Mode 1. The reset function will also automatically kick in after long periods of Modes 2 and 3, after long periods of exercise and after food. This reset function is an essential part of the Maine C**n equipment and it allows correct operation and longevity of your cat. Regeneration is facilitated in this Mode and is optimised when lying motionless taking up the sofa. WARNING – After a period of time in this Mode your Maine C**n will start on Modes 2 and 3 again, thus restarting the cycle.

Sunlight – Do not allow your Maine C**n to stay in the sun too long. They could end up getting sunburnt so always just be aware. As well as potential sunburn, too much sun can also recharge those batteries and this can lead to Anarchy Mode being activated.

Energy Consumption – This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have updated the model various times; as such on Update 15.9 we installed non return valves, but no update seems to work adequately. It is safe to say what goes in, must come out. The higher quality food, the less lethal the gas and solids are smelt the other end. This however passes after a period of up to 20 minutes, after which the owner can then breathe again unaided.

Although your Maine C**n will have been named by myself in the house, you as the new owner are of course able to choose your own name going forward. If you need suggestions of a name I have listed some below that other others have found useful:-

Calm Down
Get Down
FFS
Jesus
What the Hell
S**t Head

Zipper – Although their hair covers their zipper I ask you the new owner not to go looking for it or open it. Failing to leave this alone will invalidate the 1 hour warranty that comes with each and every kitten. Rumours that these cats are merely toddlers in a cat suit are still highly contested and many conspiracy theories abound.

Software – Your Maine C**n has been pre-installed at birth with the latest software – that includes two chips – the microchip and the loyalty chip, the love the one who feeds me most chip, the fun chip and of course the most popular mayhem chip. Currently they are all working on model 15.9 operating system – I call it the Whatthehell System.

I hope you have many years of fun and happiness with your Maine C**n but please be advised that by the time you have read this far your warranty will have expired. I do not renew warranties and do not offer refunds or returns – ever. As each Maine C**n leaves for their new home a sigh of relief is given and the curtains are re-stitched.

I hope this instruction manual is fully self explanatory. However, should you have any questions you can contact me on +44 077-What-Did-I-Do.

In the meantime I thank you for your ownership, love and patience for taking on your little Maine C**n beast and I hope you cherish them and make as many memories as possible with them. The trouble you may encounter with them you are repaid in bucket loads with laughter and love. You will never have another cat like a Maine C**n.

09/01/2022

All our beautiful kittens now have their new families 😊 Couldn’t be happier with them ❤️❤️❤️

06/01/2022

Finally getting kittens first vaccination done. They’re not impressed 😬

03/01/2022

As22 Boy
D.O.B 26.10.21
Both parents shaded lines (MyCat Tiffany Flame which includes Von Palut and Alwaro)
Tests N/N
Available

02/01/2022

Two girls of the litter having a cuddle on the cat tree, little PIC’s ❤️❤️

02/01/2022

Our home bred Queen
Ns11
Astonella Olafina Sol McLaren
She a little cutie, stole our heart. Excited to see her develop and grow ❤️❤️

29/12/2021

Ready to find their new homes

NS11 - girl in option
Blue/Silver Tabby - boy available
Blue/Silver Tabby - boy Sold
Blue/Silver Tabby - girl in option

All new homes will be vetted, if you have any questions or would like to be considered please pm me and I’ll be happy to discuss.

Both parents are N/N

21/12/2021

Can safely say the Gatsvy crew are used to big dogs 😃❤️

18/12/2021

The Gatsvy crew want to wish everyone a wonderful Saturday night ❤️

13/12/2021

Our little beauties are coming on so so well! 7 weeks old and it’s going so quick!