Allan Sheldrake

03/01/2025

23 Of The Realest, Most Brutally Honest Tweets We Found This Week

23/04/2024

MEADOW HAY FOR SALE

Meadow Hay 80 x 47 x 1600 (5ft4")(euro bales), baled in ideal conditions, good weight, barn stored. SMALL BALES also available £6 / bale. Delivery only, cover most of Essex, Minimum order may apply. Message or txt me 07721011636 See less

01/12/2022

Haylage for Sale in Euro bales (£30) & nine packs (£55), delivered in Essex, minimum order may apply

14/11/2021

MF1840 baler, 2017, hydraulic bale tension, serviced every year, £15250.00 ono

04/09/2021

26/05/2021

Yup ...

11/05/2021

From a pi**ed off farmer:

A polite-ish notice to all cyclists on country roads during harvest.
Please understand I have zero issues with you using the roads to ride your bicycle, I’m all for exercising and if slipping in to a lycra suit and impaling your self on a dick shaped bike seat for hours keeps you satisfied then each to their own. If I’m driving a car I always give plenty of ‘safe space’ when passing cyclists which is only fair, we know how sensitive you are to your requested road space, you have just as much right to the roads as anyone....
HOWEVER, if I’m coming at you in a fecking great tractor with 20 tons behind me on a single track road, do me and yourself a favour and STOP for one second, either move as far over to your side of the road or just step on to the verge if there is one, so I can pass safely, do not just continue at full speed and then p**s and moan as you go past because if it goes wrong you’ll end up being pressure washed off a tractor wheel. Unfortunately for you we take all your space and we can’t help it, so unless you want to lend a hand either changing a tyre that’s blown out or shovelling up a spillage, then we’re not dropping our wheels into drainage grips so that you can continue your bicycle ride. Cars, horse riders and runners are capable of it, I seem to be missing something with cyclists, I presume either you don’t want to get your special bike dirty, you’re trying to beat your PB or more than likely you’re just a complete c**k in general.
Regards your Road Safety Advocate for the 3 shires 😂

26/01/2021

Or anything else for that matter!!!!

Guess who has a sammich for her supper 🙄🤣😂🤣

05/01/2021

Haylage in Euro bales (80x47x120cm) aprox. 130-150kgs.
Ryegrass haylage made in ideal conditions fairly dry & smells beautiful & sweet, delivered covering most of Essex although minimum order may apply for free delivery.
£30.00 each delivered.
PM me for more info or to place order.

26/11/2020

New Holland TH737 Elite arrived today, brand new machine it is so nice to drive & so smooth