Queen Clara's Diary.

18/05/2024

04/05/2024

Well I’ve decided! I suppose! to let some special people share my thoughts observations on my little world from how I see it.

Where to start? I think I’ll start by telling you about the boring stuff that happens everyday, from my point of view. I’ve got this down to purrfection after months and months and months of watching the hoomans, they are in my paws. Sometimes with claws!

Anyway, my daily routine looks like this every day!

In the morning time and that means a hooman is coming to do my bidding! Mmmmm, will I be friendly Clara, evil Clara, demanding Clara or just plain desperate to get of here for a few hours Clara?

Ok, most days I’m a bit of demanding Clara, a tiny amount of friendly Clara, just to get my yummy food and once I’ve eaten that I’ll go full “get me out of here” before you let the juniors out Clara. This is how my plan works for me, maybe you can try it and see if it works for you. Here we go! Meoww, I’m hungry feed me, meow me 5rst, don’t mind him I am starrrvvving, meow, that usually works a treat as I always get fed before North maybe they like me better or maybe it’s because I’m in the hoomans face more. I think it’s because they like me more to be honest, what’s not to love, right! I am Queen Clara and all the hoomans know it too. Ok, next I put the second part of the plan into place before the hooman lets out the juniors and timing is everything, if I get this wrong I could be stuck with them for hours with no peace. I’ll just have a nibble at the food the hooman has put out for the juniors before I go, nom,nom,nom. Is she looking, yup, here I go! cute friendly face on. Yes of course you can stroke my head and my back just a little though, now I’ve got her full attention I need to jump down and put on my pleading “get me out of here face” I’m sure you know the one. Works like a charm, every time, and I’m of for outside adventures, but I know, I know I will keep out the sun and out of evil Loulis way too!
This week in my world. It must’ve started last weekend as it’s the weekend again now. What a week! Mine started as usual by listening to the juniors in their fancy bit, called the catio. All that jumping and climbing and scratching I don’t know where they all get the energy. Must be that powder the hoomans keep putting in their food, honestly I get tired just by watching them. I heard one of the hoomans say that Pixie is not doing great, this makes me sad. While I am beautiful and healthy now, I wasn’t always like this. But I need to tell you about Pixie, I’ll maybe tell you my story another time. Pixie is small, just a young junior, one of her eyes is leaking and her ears! I’ve never seen so much yuck come out of any cats ears and twice a day at that. Pixie also has a cold and is sneezing everywhere and I mean everywhere and this last few days she’s also started breathing funny. I’m worried and so are the hoomans, they’ve got a list of stu1 they need to do for the juniors from the nice vet hooman. Pixie’s on pills and potions and eye cleaning and eye drops and ear drops and ear cleaning too, I need to keep an eye on her, just to make sure the hoomans are doing it right. Woooahh! I thought I’d seen everything but really this is something else! Some of the juniors sitting round this steamy thing and they look as if they’re enjoying it. P1t, won’t catch me anywhere near anything like that. The hooman said it was to help them breathe a little easier, I say anything that stops the sneezing that keeps me from my beauty sleep is worth a try. Pixie has now started on a nebuthingy and she doesn’t like it and I don’t blame her as I wouldn’t put my face in there, no way! Pixie doesn’t like it either and the hooman got a few scratchy scatchies for her trouble.
Pixie has been getting the nebuthingy for a few days now and her breathing is much better, she only gets it if she breathes noisy now and her eye is getting better with all the drops but Pixie girl you got to sort out your ears though!
Laters, Clara x
Well what a day it’s been today! Two of the hoomans did what they called a deep clean of my kingdom. I’m getting out as soon as I can, but will be watching from the shade of the cemetery wall. Here they go, cages out, cat boxes out, everything out and now they’re spraying everything! Better not get too close or they’ll spray me too! They’ve disappeared inside, I need to get a closer view, just to make sure they’re doing it properly. Yup, they’re using the sprayey things on the walls. I think I need to stay close and make sure them hoomans do it right. I’ve seen this deep clean thing before and I know what needs doing. Gosh, it’s hot today! I think I need a lie down in the cool shade, mmmm, where am I going to find that as its so hot today! Found the purrfect spot in the room on the table, I’m all stretched out and I’ve got a brilliant view of the hoomans! Some might say I was in the way, but no, for me it’s the purrfect place and I’m sure the hoomans can work round me! Woah, woah, wait, what are the hoomans doing?I know the juniors cat tree in the catio thing is a bit shabby now, but that ones mine! No one else touches it and I keep it looking good as I only uses one bit of it. Yes! It’s big and takes up lots of space, but it is mine, mine, mine! They’re not listening, they’re moving it in. Where am I going to lounge about now, I’ll need to put in some effort to get a new one. Hmmm, I need a new plan! Looks like they’ve finished the deep clean thing for today, I’ll get some peace at last and can make my plan for my new tree. Ha! Boss hooman arrived to my little kingdom, yes I know the hoomans call it The Room but it’s my kingdom and they should really call it that. Now Boss hooman is a big softie and if I get my plan into action she will make me a new tree, just for me. Ha! Worked like a charm, new tree, just for me and lovely fresh bedding too. I really am a bit of a diva, buy hey! I’m Queen Clara and I have standards to maintain.
Laters Clara x