Ho Ho Holy sh1t its Christmas eve ... Santa, looking splendiferous in a very fetching vibrant red 2 piece, just arrived at the kennels to hook up the furbabies with some goodies .. hes asked us to bring a couple of things to everyone's attention. Firstly , no lumps of coal this yr if you've been naughty coz of Roderick O Gormless &
FGonbicycles carbon taxes make it financially unsustainable. Santa will be leaving a handful of environmentally friendly wood pellets shipped in from Brazil in place of the coal . Secondly , due to Santa & Mrs Claus signing up to the nitrates derogation they've sadly had to euthanize blitzen n vixen so you can leave a little less food out for the remaining reindeers. Hes stalling here for a quick cuppa n then coming to a chimney near u v v soon so time to get all chislers, whipper snappers n street urchins off to the leaba asap . Oiche maith agus nollaig shona daoibh
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Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble
- Willie Shakespeare
I reckon he was into homebrewing too
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Indy - living his best life πβ½οΈππβ€β€
Couple of buzzards out looking for their brekkie π¦
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Every eve its not spillin down we have the pleasure of their company
Time to stand and stare β€
Hes outta here ..... merry Christmasπ
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Santa Claus lookin resplendent in a vibrant red outfit trimmed in faux artic fox fur and rounded off with Ox blood Docs (v punk !!) has just landed at the Good Life to drop off some goodies for the furbabies . He asks please dont leave out any venison sambos this yr , Doner n Blitzen are identifying as red deer and are finding the idea of Mr Claus tucking into irish wild deer sambos more than a little objectionable ... he has some more kennels to visit n then hes coming to a chimney near you ... get your skates on ( and pyjamas !!) and get to bed as quickly as is humanly possible or you'll be gettin a piece of a broken solar panel for a pressie (no more lumps of coal thanks to the Green party!) ... ho ho ho and a very merry Christmas to all β€πππ
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