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TOP MDUNDO AUDIENCE.Your favourite artist didnt make it to SPOTIFY TOP TEN because YOU (his target audience) still downl...
05/12/2025

TOP MDUNDO AUDIENCE.
Your favourite artist didnt make it to SPOTIFY TOP TEN because YOU (his target audience) still download music from Mdundo. Lakini kazi ni kutusi bloggers. This is the list of mdundo noisemakers
1. Octopizzo fans (he couldn’t buy Bangladeshi listeners?)
2. Iyaani fans
3. Prince Indah fans (shame!)
4. Dayana B fans
5. Wakuu fans
6. Akothe fans
7. KRG fans
8. Tipsy Gee Fans
9. Breeder LW fans
10. Obinna fans
Kelele mpeleke Mdundo!

05/12/2025

BLOGGERS buuuuana! Ukilipwa na msanii kumMarketia song, at least make some effort to analyze the song ndio utuekee post hapa! Don’t be shallow! Ati "Huyu msanii ni mnoma!" Tuambie, Mnona kivipi? 🤷🏾‍♂️"hii ngoma ni kali!" So…? Tuduuu…?🤷🏾‍♂️ ama wale wa "listen to this song and tell me what you feel!" Aaaiii, wewe venye uliskiza utuambie iko aje ama utaskiza pekee yako! Music has so many elements, pick one yenye huyo msanii wako ako poa and use it to sell his song. Si shallow adjectives tu ati he is GOOD! Good? Is good measurable? No wonder I celebrate this young blogger called Jimmy Smart ! Yeye huchocha ngoma hadi unaenda kuwatch. TO MUSICIANS, ukitaka mtu apush ngoma yako, pea Jimmy Smart Hiyo pesa, he deserves it!

Thank you Iyaani for Fufuaring this legend. DUFLA just came back with all the big games he had saved in his drafts na na...
05/12/2025

Thank you Iyaani for Fufuaring this legend. DUFLA just came back with all the big games he had saved in his drafts na naona akizi unleash mdogo mdogo! ZOZA ft Fathermoh itachoma shule hadi ipee head teacher ball. With that oldschool ragga twang, he fuses well with Gengetone leaving your wamama girlfriends confused. Hii inaingiza 1M views by Xmas. k**a hujaWatch shauriyako! Dem wako sai anaiskiza na mpoa wake wakicheza na sehem telez!

02/12/2025

Okay, I concede. I have witnessed PATELLO trending for the last two months. I always try my best to ignore such jokers but from the comments, he sounds like an able rapper. Tomorrow, I will watch all his songs and give you my verdict. I hope he is not a SimpleBoy-KaveveKavoze kind of artist because the first time I saw him, he was with his grandmother and I DIDN'T LIKE IT! I hate stupidd men!

VIRUSI MBAYA FT SCAR:  HAVE MERCY. This song is faya 🔥 yet it confirms why I always insist of having a good CHORUS to co...
02/12/2025

VIRUSI MBAYA FT SCAR: HAVE MERCY. This song is faya 🔥 yet it confirms why I always insist of having a good CHORUS to complete a perfect song. The two goats gave us bar after bar, flow after flow, punchline after punchline but “THAT” chorus is missing out. Imagine if they featured Munga or Rekles or Fathermoh in the chorus? (Msitaje Bien hapa prisss), Si hii ingechoma shule hadi teachers quarters? Ichome hadi mamboch wa teachers kwotas K**a nunu-yeast ama kisonono? Anyway, let push it to 1M in at most a month’s time!

They used to say FACEBOOK NI YA WASHAMBA! All “models” went to IG, all “smart” people hid on Twitter and all Gen-Zs foun...
01/12/2025

They used to say FACEBOOK NI YA WASHAMBA! All “models” went to IG, all “smart” people hid on Twitter and all Gen-Zs found solace on TitTok! Mmmh? Now With MONETIZATION, they are all back to Facebook looking clueless and confused, copypasting our posts left, right and centre to look relevant. Kumbe they weren’t “smart” as they claimed? Rudini huko IG na X buana, hatuwataki huku! Ati X is for smart people. Who told you an app comes with brains? Na k**a mmerudi huku, stop the shameful copypasting, hapa we practice originality.

MUSIC PARASITES.1. Jovial- Otile’s parasite2. Gogo Ashley- Vijana Barubaru’s parasite 3. Miss P- W***y Paul’s parasite 4...
30/11/2025

MUSIC PARASITES.
1. Jovial- Otile’s parasite
2. Gogo Ashley- Vijana Barubaru’s parasite
3. Miss P- W***y Paul’s parasite
4. Nviiri- Sol Gen parasite
5. Sir Boy- Wakadinali’s parasite
6. KOB- OG’s parasite
7. Iphoolish- Mbuzi Gang’s parasite
8. Baba Hakeem, Tipsy G, Parroty- Toxic Lyrikali’s fame’s parasites
9. ADD

30/11/2025

BRANDING: (Picture Prezzo, Ogopa DJs, Grandpa, OG, Wakadinali) WHAT DOES AN ARTIST NEED TO DO TO MAKE THEIR ART STAND OUT FOR OVER A DECADE?
1. Quality Art- Let your art speak for you. Don’t be famous like KRG with songs that comes from the asss.
2. A Clear Identity- Style, theme and target audience. Don’t be Rose Muhando on Monday and Diana Cods on Tuesday. You might trend, yes, but you won’t last 6 months.
3. Visual identity- logo like Ogopa DJs, wardrobe like Prezzo’s or simpleBoy’s, photography like Vera Sidika’s or Dem wa FB etc. Choose what suits your objective.
4. Professional Online Presence- Hire a social media strategist hata k**a unataka kupost mwenyewe, hire someone to advise. Don’t sing like Nyashinski and respond to comments with Pritty Vishy’s brain.
5. General content strategies- If you are a musician, don’t just sing. Give us behind the scene events, scandals, beefs with other artists like Baba Hakeem vs Toxic Lyrikali or OG-Octo, or just insult people if you are a bad boy. If you are the good kind, post yourself in church choirs, in charity events k**a ya Miss Kenya na jiggers, in a well-raised family situation like Wahu-Nameless, etc.
6. Generally, BE IN PEOPLE’s MOUTHS (direct translation) whether positively or negatively. Let your brand speak for decades, si kuHit Leo k**a wadagliz then kesho no one remembers your kaFace! Na mpunguze bangi jameni!

SERVER by Fathermoh X Bensoul X Ndovu Kuu.1. BENSOUL- Ametesa Chorus k**a kawaidha. Hii itachezwa huko uptown kwa mababi...
30/11/2025

SERVER by Fathermoh X Bensoul X Ndovu Kuu.
1. BENSOUL- Ametesa Chorus k**a kawaidha. Hii itachezwa huko uptown kwa mababi BUT shida ni pornnographic lyrics. Yaani Bensoul tangu atoke SolGeneations amekuwa John Sins?
2. NDOVU- He did justice to the beat! Went so hard, he almost blast it.
3. FATHERMOH- He sounds like he lost his breath on the beat. Yeye na Diana Cods waache kuRap, waimbe tu.
4. Video- K Thomas deserves an award.
5. Production- Vic, Twendeee! I thought Fathermoh left BMR. Hawa watu wanatucheza ama?

NADIA MUKAMI is the biggest female artist in East and Central Africa right now. I know those WASAFI MINIONS intentionall...
27/11/2025

NADIA MUKAMI is the biggest female artist in East and Central Africa right now. I know those WASAFI MINIONS intentionally left her out of the list to make their parrot Zuchu look better. They then added a content creator, Dayana, ndio watuchekelee! Wasafi, your time is up! Give up already! Hiyo list anikeni kwa tissue mjipanguze nayo nugu izi. Even Ssaru has bigger numbers than the bottom 3 of that list but si niliwaambia hakuna mtanzania ako na akili?

TIKTOK DANCERS THINK THAT THEY ARE CELEBRITIES😂😂😂😂Let's all laugh with our assses out! Do you guys even know who/what a ...
27/11/2025

TIKTOK DANCERS THINK THAT THEY ARE CELEBRITIES😂😂😂😂Let's all laugh with our assses out! Do you guys even know who/what a celebrity is? There was a time when JUA CALI couldn't live a normal life anymore. People would just camp around Calif records studios in Dohnhomn(spelling) to have a glimpse of his car. Kumbuka there were no cameras back then. If Jua entered a supermarket, that super would be closed! Halafu dem wako MCHAFU ju ametingiza Haga haijaoshwa Tiktok anataka kukata line campus ati "dont you guys know who I am?" Akinyi enda usaidie mamako kuuza samak, Ghasia!

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