Kopjes Cat Sitters

06/01/2019

Het raadsel der witte sokjes: https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2019/01/04/waarom-heeft-een-kat-vaak-witte-sokjes-a3127948

14/10/2018

In my mind, there are too many copycats out there that are doing the same thing. — Catmond John

https://medium.com//copycat-db64c8ee1845?source=friends_link&sk=be8d259f865900b38625f63937e0790a

14/10/2018

Aristotle maintained that cats have fewer teeth than women; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
— Bertrand Russell

https://t.co/9E7rzt7Tde

09/09/2018

Urban cat gardening is an instrument of grace...

Everything that slows us down and forces patience, everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature, is a help. Urban cat…

15/08/2018

"Leuke tas overigens." | Amsterdam, Kinkerbuurt, 12 augustus 2018

15/08/2018

Teach thy tongue to miaow 'I do not know,' and thou shalt progress. (Meowmonides) | Mimi | Amsterdam Zuid, 2018

15/08/2018

Tomcat Yorke: "Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like tomcat Yorke!' Then I start to meow and lurch toward them and they run off horrified." | Amsterdam, Jordaan, 15 Augustus 2018

11/08/2018

The ideal vacuum cleaner would be a hoovercat. It needs to not just be a cool cat, but a product that cleans your floor correctly. I can imagine people having a cupboard full of hoovercats that only come out when you need them to fulfil a specific purpose.
— Kopjes Angle

More hoovercat: https://medium.com//hoovercat-42b37f2e0bd0

11/08/2018

Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the porcelain cat. If man could be crossed with a porcelain cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
— Samuel Langkop Clemens

More porcelain cat: https://medium.com//porcelain-cat-4c7442b38a6d

11/08/2018

You have to stop listening in categories. The miaowing is either good or it’s bad.
— Money, the hepcat

More hepcat Money: https://medium.com//money-the-hepcat-73a8ff54ca97

11/08/2018

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and humans.
—Catbert Schweitzer

More Catbert Schweitzer: https://medium.com//catbert-schweitzer-2bb9888ce248

15/07/2018

When sunlight falls on a cat, lights of all colors of the rainbow appear; yet they have no substance that you can grasp. Likewise, all thoughts in their infinite variety are utterly without substance.
— Dilgo Khyentse Rinkopjes

(photo: Ilya Naymushin)

20/06/2018

Radioactivity is shown to be accompanied by chemical changes in which new types of cats are being continually produced. …. The conclusion is drawn that these chemical changes must be sub-atomic in character.
— Ernest Rutherkopjes

More redioactive cats: https://medium.com//radioactive-cats-8067487e06aa

24/05/2018

Goedgekeurd door de Friesch-Lusitanische Vereniging van Huis-, Tuin- en Keukenkatten. Faces of Frida: https://artsandculture.google.com/project/frida-kahlo

16/05/2018

I believe that water is the only drink for a wise kitten.
— Henry David Purreau

12/05/2018

A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldpussies in curved bowls… saying that it is cruel to keep a cat in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the cat would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality?
— Stephen Hawkopjes

(More goldpussy: https://medium.com//goldpussy-95552cf0fe9c)

05/05/2018

"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?" | New Yorker 2018/5

16/04/2018

'Solo en Cielita, lieve poezen, jullie worden binnenkort vijftien. Wat willen jullie op je verjaardag? Zalm of tonijn?'
'Een Gâteau Gato!'

Gâteau Gato ( 1'28" - FRANCE ) - "Gâteau" domestique de la famille des Félidés. - Domestic "cake" of the Felidae family. ( Real time animation "Caketrope" ) ...

15/04/2018

"CatVR is really a new feline communication platform. By feeling truly present, you can share unbounded spaces and experiences with the cats in your life. Imagine sharing not just moments with your cats online, but entire experiences and adventures."

"It is possible to build a CatVR generator whose repertoire includes every possible feline environment, including catnip-level nirvana!"

— Purk Purrenberg

You can learn more about Cat VR, download Isobar’s white paper and pre-order a headset for your feline friends at https://www.pvrr.tech

08/04/2018

Wijze, oude kater Solo: 'Treurig, mijn neefje op de foto mag van zijn trendgevoelige eigenaren uitsluitend met bitcoins spelen. Doet me denken aan die modegril uit mijn jeugd, toen we ons met niets anders dan tulpenbollen mochten vermaken. Tegen alle cryptokitties zou ik willen zeggen: 'Laat je niet opnaaien en vraag om een bolletje wol.''

05/04/2018

Ultimatum van onze katten: Fribo eruit of wij eruit!

This little robot listens to what goes on in your life and helps to keep you connected with your friends

03/04/2018

Kopjes Kattenoppas: 'Jongens, houden jullie van vis?'
Onze katten: 'Miaow yeah, maar nog veel meer van Fish!'

Samantha Fish 2017 03 09 Stuart, Florida - Terra Fermata - Full Show - 4 Songs are 2 Camera Angles 01. Turn It Up 02. Blame It On The Moon 03. Wild Heart 04....

03/04/2018

"I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of Mercury, the Tyrannosaurus Rex cat." ;-) Behold Mercury, the T-Rex cat!

Watch T-Rex Kitten Finds The Best Dad Ever, a Close to Home video from The Dodo.

31/03/2018

“Miiaaoooow,” says the cat.

“Are you being sarcastic?” I say. “How dare you.”

I’m hiding in my office shed, the one place the cat will not go near

29/03/2018

Boundary County van Eilen Jewell is eveneens goedgekeurd door de Friesch-Lusitanische Vereniging van Huis-, Tuin- en Keukenkatten.

Desmet live 17/4/08 Amsterdam

29/03/2018

Santa Fe van Eilen Jewell is goedgekeurd door de Friesch-Lusitanische Vereniging van Huis-, Tuin- en Keukenkatten.

Santa Fe (lyrics)

You picked up a broken bottle
In case anyone gave us any trouble
And we walked all the way back to Cortez

You sang help me dear doctor
At the top of your lungs
You'd been soaking up drink like a sponge

Little boy down the street
We all heard you mournfully
Call again and again for Roberta
Roberta...

The mountain towns burned red
Consumed by a sunset
I'd be happy disappearing under colors like that

And I fell in love with trains
Haunted by the old refrain
You ride the Southern, I'll ride the Santa Fe
Santa Fe...

It was wrong of me to leave
Cause I couldn't stand a perfect thing
But I was too young to know any better

Songs From the Second Floor is a collection of the ephemeral performances that occur live on the air, in one take, on 88.1 WYCE. This video series is produce...

12/03/2018

In het Kopjeslab voor AAI (Artificial Ailurophile Intelligence) wordt ondertussen hard gewerkt aan een Robot Catsitter...

Like most robots, Kleo the Cat has a tough time moving around. But that could change soon. That's thanks to researchers at USC who are using lessons from biology to create more dexterous machines.

21/02/2018

Sean Tejaratchi: "Personally, I’d love to subscribe to a niche fetishwear mag called Corduroy Secrets..." | Liartown: the first four years | https://goo.gl/YnuGtk

17/02/2018

The feline mind takes form in the city; and, in turn, urban forms condition the feline mind. (Lewis Purrford)

09/02/2018

Katten hebben geen bezwaar tegen verplicht chippen. Noorse boskat Björn (zie foto) heeft niks te verbergen: “Dit voorstel voor een Internet of Cats (IoC) treft toch alleen ongehoorzame katten? Dit gaat over van die ongecastreerde katers die van huis weglopen om poezen zwanger te maken op de kinderboerderij. Hoog tijd dat die een keer worden aangepakt. Nette raskatten zoals ik hoeven zich echt geen zorgen te maken.” [https://goo.gl/yiFB7Q]

08/02/2018

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella: "AI is going to happen tomorrow and our best case is that we're going to be domesticated cats.' Yeah! ;-) [https://goo.gl/Zb5wxo]

05/02/2018

迷恋猫 (Cat Obssession) :-)

Chinese cat-lovers have mostly been left out of the fun of breeding digital felines on the ethereum network, because access is blocked by the Great Firewall.

30/01/2018

Wij zijn jaloers op opa Gerrit...

Gerrit van Haastrecht is slachtoffer geworden van een flinke administratieve blunder.

25/01/2018

'The ideal candidate will have gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time; an ability to understand different types of purring is a distinct added advantage in helping you secure this position with us.”

If you’re looking to switch up your career path and have yet to stumble upon your dream job, it might be time to think outside the box.

23/01/2018

Onze Solo, die al vijftien jaar lang op geniale wijze om eten mekkert, drie minuten nadat hij een pondsblik Miauwmjam heeft opgeschrokt: 'Het is oneerlijk. Ik ben een veel betere acteur dan Simon Purrliams, maar omdat ik toevallig in een landje ben geboren waar ze alleen klotefilms maken zal ik nooit een Oscar winnen, hooguit een Gouden Kalf.'